 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Sep 23 2005, 08:45 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624  |
Possibly another conspiracy??
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Sep 23 2005, 08:54 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
you guys keep saying 'possibly'. Of COURSE it is!. I just don't know exactly what kind of conspiracy.... yet. But be sure that it's fiendish. Diabolical even.
Really it's likely that the spider just likes drop bears as a snack. like those little red hot tamales. Regular koalas are yummy, HMHVV infected ones have some spice. nummmy...... drop bearry goodness... |
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Sep 26 2005, 09:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Do you really think spiders would stand a chance against something as malicious and powerful as our furry bioweapons?
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Sep 26 2005, 09:23 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
If the spiders gets the Drop Bears by surprise, while the latter are asleep: yes, maybe.
But in a regular fight our furry Drop Bears will certainly win. EDIT: typo This post has been edited by Grinder: Sep 26 2005, 09:24 AM |
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Sep 26 2005, 12:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Pah! True Drop Bear ninja commandos do not need to sleep! Instead they are known to use secret kujikiri tenchiques for relaxation.
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Sep 26 2005, 03:17 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Spiders fight without honor, so they may cast a Stunball on a commandon of Ninja Drop Bears and attack them afterwards.
But our Improved Cybered Albino Ninja Drop Bears are immune to that spell. |
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Sep 26 2005, 03:22 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
You've got to understand. The drop bear is in a perpetual state of drowsiness, so stunballs have no effect ever, the albinos are just that much more intimidating.
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Sep 26 2005, 03:44 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
That's an aspect of Drop Bear science i'm not familiar with, so i was just thinking around. But good to know.
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Sep 26 2005, 08:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Heed the wisdom of the drop bear!!!
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Sep 26 2005, 10:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Just read the entire Drop Bear Thread. Going to go off in a corner to let my head explode. Just had to add my vote for Drop Bears over Horrors.
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Sep 26 2005, 10:20 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
All 24 pages? Respect... i mean: so now you're a convert and may start to know the truth about Drop Bears. Welcome.
Eucalyptus drops? |
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Sep 26 2005, 11:45 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 9 Joined: 26-September 05 Member No.: 7,780 |
You're welcome :D The dropbear was one of the bigger parts of cheese we (deliberately) included in T:AL. With all of the scare-the-tourist legends floating about in the present day, we basically had to put the funny joke in. I mean, who really expects a carniverous koala?? The Bunyip on the other hand should be scary-as-shit, awakened Platypus though it is. It was actually pretty hard writing up critters, since most of them were done pretty well already (Mmmm, megalodon). Or sucked. We came to the conclusion that without high reaction, armour or stealth a critter wasn't going to last the first round against a sammie, let alone a whole team. *yawn*, boring, basically. The equivalent of Star Trek Redshirts. |
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Sep 27 2005, 02:43 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!! All right, sic 'im boys! |
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Sep 27 2005, 05:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
He has to part of the conspiracy. He's using words as an elegant Ninja Drop Bear ninja ball to redirect and subvert our attentions away from the true threat. I've read the posts, and I'm on to you!!!!! :spin: Time to go back to plating Eucalyptus trees in the back yard for the Drop Bear soup kitchen. |
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Sep 27 2005, 07:39 AM
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NOBODY expects the carniverous koala! Whose chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... It's two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... It's three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Eucalypt.... It's four... no... |
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Sep 27 2005, 12:41 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
Maybe you should come in again.
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Sep 27 2005, 01:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Does that joke ever get old? :love:
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Sep 27 2005, 01:13 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Which one? :D
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Sep 27 2005, 02:45 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
Exactly
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Sep 27 2005, 07:53 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Heck no! And for saying that you deserve a visit from the Drop Bear Ninjas, you heretic! |
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Sep 27 2005, 07:55 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
I wasn't expecting a Drop Bear Ninja!
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Sep 27 2005, 08:04 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Just like nobody expects the Drop Bear Inquisition!
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Sep 27 2005, 08:34 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
I am their leader. I fear no drop bear ninja, except the one who will replace me. |
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Sep 27 2005, 08:43 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
…
*THUD* ~… |
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Sep 27 2005, 09:26 PM
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Awakened Asset Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 |
All hail Kagetenshi, the new Drop Bear Ninja Master!
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