 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Sep 27 2005, 10:56 PM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty  Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929  |
If this doesn't make it into a sourcebook (besides T:AL of course) sometime in the near future... I'm going to cry... :(
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Sep 28 2005, 03:59 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Brother PlainWhiteSocks, you have passed throught the gauntlet and and survived the crucible. You are honored among Name-givers and Drop dear ninja initiates. Humble yourself before Lord (usurper) Kagetenshi and receive your honors. Jray, I will still support you. The rest of you.... damn.... you're all crazy. No more posting for you all until you read over the whole thread again. Let it be written, let it be done! |
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Sep 28 2005, 05:24 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
I read it. Twice. Where does that empty feeling in my head come from? o_O
Well brothers, how far have our plans of world domination come? Any continents conquered? Any need for drop bear precision-strikes? |
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Sep 28 2005, 05:57 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Good Job Brother Oracle (it is brother , right? Not a eunuch or anything?). You should be commended for you sacrifice. you won't be... but you should be.
Sadly we have only conquered Australia (covertly) and the Dominican Republic (don't ask), but we are looking to expand our influence. We are currently considering (pending Usurped Lord JJ's approval) either New Zealand (geograpically close, has those funny short people, what're they called, hoddits or something?) or the region around Lake titicaca (for obvious reasons I would think). Thankfully our black (and white) brothers, the so called Drop Panda are also hard at work, dilligently providing us with all the chinese takeout we can handle while we wrestle with these difficult decisions. We will let you know how our process goes, after we deal with the usurper (sends loyalist drop ninjas after Kagetenshi ) and finish our eggrolls. We'll send you the news letter or sometin'. |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:01 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well I just wanted to announce that the first full platoon of german albino drop bear ninja commandos is awaiting orders. ^^
And yes, it is brother. I'm pretty sure about that. At least I hope so. |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:27 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Good job.... uh... 'brother'.....
but .. uh... albino ninjas? not exactly the epitome of stealth ya know..... "uh, Phil, what's that little white ball sneaking up on us " "umm.... I think it's a drop bear or somethin'" "I dunno... aren't they grey... and uh... not in Germany..?" or maybe that's why they're so good. no one expects an albino drop bear! (or takes them seriosuly. suckers) Edit: Sorry, forgot it was Germany.... substitute "Phil" for ..... Deiter.. yeah.. Deiter |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:38 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
The name is "Dieter", not "Deiter". Besides that I always wondered why all german names known outside Germany are out of fashion for at least 40 years by now. ;)
Brother fistandantilus3.0, I assume that you read through the whole thread, didn't you? It has been stated here, that albino drop bears are the scariest of all drop bears. And they got higher willpower. :D |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:43 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Sorry, it was the first name that popped in to my head. What would you suggest? Adolf didn't seem very P.C. after all. And screw willpower. Drop bears need to have a weak will in order to still be manipulated...errr... utilized for the cause! |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
*lol* I think Adolf is the least common name in Germany for people under 65. But somehow I wondered, that you didn't suggest Fritz. *g*
Brother f.a.a.3.0, I think you have the wrong attitude...but do not fear. We will send you to a correctional facility. Some brainwa...er...mental training will do. |
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Sep 28 2005, 06:52 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
mmm...... mental training....... yummmy
sacrilicious Fritz makes me think of the Swiss family Robinson. Drop bear herders riding around on ostriches. |
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Sep 28 2005, 12:53 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
You have seen the dea... err, happy camps then?
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Sep 28 2005, 01:18 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Thank you all for your support. The usurper is currently holding court and grooming his ninja drop bear army, and all the while I plot. I plot, and scheme. I plot, scheme, and eat drop panda takeout with Fist and Plan B.
You two, too, should be rewarded for your loyalty. Should, not will. That is the way of the drop bear. All promises until the chips are down, then its nap time. |
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Sep 28 2005, 01:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Oracle, fistandantilus3.0:
AFAIK, the name "Dieter" isn't THAT out of fashion. I knew a guy named "Dieter Klippstein" in high school--which was a LONG time ago, as I graduated in June of 1982. I think he was one of only two students there at the time who was crazier than I was--or am. They were both underclassman at least two years my junior. :D --Foreigner |
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Sep 28 2005, 02:12 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Oh dear... Kag vs. JJ in the first Drop Bear War.
My squad of drunk Japanese mice go to the highest bidder. Does anyone have too much fermented grain? We're the mercenaries for you. |
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Sep 28 2005, 02:49 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
*Munch munch munch* ~… |
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Sep 28 2005, 03:45 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
mmm... drunken mice. Almost as tasty as drunken shrimp. You do know that the mice will be little more than appetizers for whatever drop bear opposes them, don't ya? They're like little shrimp popcorn, so tasty, can't eat just one... Oh, that's your plan isn't it? To get the bears so thoroughly full and drunk off of eating the fodder that is the drunken mice? I'm on to your techniques! |
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Sep 28 2005, 04:08 PM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
Toxic mutant drop bear blood panda shedim ninja cyberzombie adept! The one truly eccumenical non-denominational ass kicking gift for the shadowrunner that has seen everything else!
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Sep 28 2005, 04:27 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Just thirty-nine ninety-nine ninety-five. Order yours today! |
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Sep 28 2005, 04:28 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Hmmm, we are not at war, yet. I still have to train my drop bear ninjas not to eat any drunken mice they may fall upon.
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Sep 28 2005, 04:55 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 445 Joined: 18-August 05 Member No.: 7,567 |
And take away access to Drunken Master Drop Bear style from your troops?!?!?!? |
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Sep 28 2005, 05:43 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
The drunken master style is mutually exclusive to the eucalyptus torpor style we have perfected over the millenia. Only the fools seek to combine rather than perfect a form. |
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Sep 28 2005, 08:00 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Bah, all of you initiates are wusses. I have read the entire thread thru not once, not twice, not even three times but FIVE TIMES.
To be honest, it blurs after 5...I was going for six, until I noticed that I had a platoon of drop bears watching over my shoulder. So, anyone need a platoon of American ninja drop bears? They tell me they'd been there since the second reading, so they're good... |
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Sep 28 2005, 09:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
YOU READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD FIVE ( IN NUMBERS: 5) FULL TIMES AND YOUR MENTAL HEALTH IS STILL THE SAME AS BEFORE???
What are you? Lobotomized? A zombie? Someone important I should not mention because some people might take offense by mentioning him here? |
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Sep 28 2005, 10:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
There’s a lost platoon of Ninja Anemone Shamanic Adept Drop Bear’s here in Orkland CFS. The Drop Bear Soup Kitchen is in full swing, but I don’t know how long the trees will hold out so I need to point these at a target. Is it Jrayjoker or Kagetenshi? Who has the largest supply of mice? Who has the best beer? Most importantly who has the highest trees for them to drop from?
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Sep 28 2005, 10:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
He's a doctor. That makes it all ok. Doesn't it? :| |
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