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post Oct 7 2005, 04:43 AM
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uhhh.... yeah.... I don't like Romstein either....

translation? my google-fu is lazy tonight.
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post Oct 7 2005, 04:57 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Oct 6 2005, 11:43 PM)
uhhh.... yeah.... I don't like Romstein either....

translation? my google-fu is lazy tonight.

Translation? It is the first two verses of Das Lied der Deutschen (aka Deutschland Uber Alles) with all referances to Germany replaced with "Drop Dears."

Drop Bears, Drop Bears above all
Above everything in the world
When, always, for protection and defense
Brothers stand together.
From the Maas to the Memel
From the Etsch to the Belt,
Drop Bears, Drop Bears above all
Above all in the world.

Drop Bear women, Drop Bear fidelity,
Drop Bear wine and Drop Bear song,
Shall retain, throughout the world,
Their old respected fame,
To inspire us to noble deeds
For the length of our lives.
Drop Bear women, Drop Bear fidelity,
Drop Bear wine and Drop Bear song.

Shamelessly copied and pasted from http://ingeb.org/Lieder/deutschl.html
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post Oct 7 2005, 05:21 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
In the dragon lance novels from whcih 'Fistandantilus' originated, Ishtar was a great city, dedicated to the gods. If you'd like, I could change it to "bottom of the Blood Sea" or "Raistlin", since that would be more accurate really.

Funny, I thought that was Istar. :P ;) :D
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post Oct 7 2005, 06:06 AM
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Dragonlance: Tales II - by the TSR editors
1 1992 Reign of Ishtar
2 1992 Cataclysm
3 1992 War of the lance


from here

And now, it's 6(,000) feet under, after getting tagged by a 'mountain'. Apparently even the gods believe in Thor shots for the unruely. They just have bigger "shot"

Honestly, it's been so long since I've read anything Dragonlance, I wasn't sure myself. But I'll let my reference speak for it's self.

Don't listen to Fortune. He's in it with the fraggles and the Oompa Loompas. Next thing ya' know he'll be going after Jray and supporting kage The Usurper.

hyzmarca: you worry me, but your cause is just. Carry on.
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post Oct 7 2005, 06:31 AM
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I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the koalas. We left the camp after we had inoculated the koalas for Polio, and this old muppet came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little furry arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were drop bears... trained cadres. These drop bears who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had koalas , who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those drop bears our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have drop bears who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Let us observe a moment of silence for Marlon Brando, may the drop bears be with him.

(I do have to remember that quote for the next Horrors tread)
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post Oct 7 2005, 06:46 AM
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.......

I move to raise hyzmarca to the rank of elder

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post Oct 7 2005, 08:05 AM
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Luckily you chose only the first to verses of our national anthem. Nice job!
Does that mean that german is the language of Drop Bears?
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:18 AM
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really leaving off the national anthem at women, wine, and song would have been good. I see no reason to continue when you've already hit all the high points.
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:28 AM
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I do not think, that we should limit ourselves to the land between Maas, Memel, Etsch and Belt... o_O
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:52 AM
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I do not think, that we should limit ourselves to the land between Maas, Memel, Etsch and Belt... o_O

Of course not, that is just the Drop Bear's ancestral homeland. It has a special place in the Holy Empire. Everyone thinks that they are safe from Drop Bears as long as they stay out of Australia. No one suspects that Drop Bears are really German.

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post Oct 7 2005, 09:27 AM
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no I'm picturing them hanging out in lederhosen and drinking from a stein. Thanks, hafta find a way to get that image out of my head now.
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post Oct 7 2005, 09:56 AM
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The people you describe are not Germans. They are BAVARIANS. Bavarians are a...very special and unique...kind...of Germans. They don't even speak german. Did anyone realise the familiarity between the words "Bavarian" and "barbarian"? No? Well, I did... ;)
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:09 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
no I'm picturing them hanging out in lederhosen and drinking from a stein. Thanks, hafta find a way to get that image out of my head now.

Don't call me "Bavarian" again or i'll unleash bavarian Drop Bears on you!
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:17 AM
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wow... little sensitive there Grinder?

Don't blame me, I'm just an ignorant American.

(probably catch some flak for that too :S )
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
Honestly, it's been so long since I've read anything Dragonlance, I wasn't sure myself. But I'll let my reference speak for it's self.

Don't listen to Fortune. He's in it with the fraggles and the Oompa Loompas. Next thing ya' know he'll be going after Jray and supporting kage The Usurper.

I think you might want to check your source, because the publishers and authors seem to think it is Istar. ;) :D
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:52 AM
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well, you're Wizards.com trumps my 'random google-found site'. I'll change my spelling. And that , boys and girls, is why the IE/Fraggle/OompaLoompa will win in the end, if we don't check out spelling. I'll see if I can find my dead tree reference at home and get back to you Fortune.

Until then - En Garde!
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:55 AM
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No prob. I really enjoyed the Dragonlance books, and think Raistlin/Fistandantilus is a great character. Not as good as Dalamar mind you, but you can't have everything. :D
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post Oct 7 2005, 10:56 AM
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Thank you! Finally someone that appreciates Dalamar! Now if you share an equal loathing for Tanis, and know what RabbitSlayer is, we can be friends!
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post Oct 7 2005, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
wow... little sensitive there Grinder?

Don't blame me, I'm just an ignorant American.

(probably catch some flak for that too :S )

Every non-bavarian german is sensitive in that point. It's like calling a Dixie "Yankee" (damn, play too much Deadlands at the moment).

Ignorant amricans... yeah, we're used to them.

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post Oct 7 2005, 11:37 AM
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wow, you actually call people 'yankee'? I'd had an aussie (hehe, Fortune) call me a yank once, but I thought he was being sarcastic. go fig.

anyways, I can understand not wanting to be identified as one of the cracked out hill people. just as long as you don't run around in leathers, we're all good.

Wondering how many ethnic/nationalist slang/slur terms we can come up with now

still think that mental image of the drop bear with the stein is great though.

new meaning to Drop-dead-drunk :wobble:
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post Oct 7 2005, 11:43 AM
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While playing Deadlands we call people Yankees, not in real life. :)

A Bavarian Drop Bear would be something special, i agree. But he would probably be an outsider in the Drop Bear communit/ society.
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post Oct 7 2005, 01:19 PM
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But imagine the eucalyptus laced choccolate treats he'd have.
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post Oct 7 2005, 01:36 PM
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Nah, bavarians are not into chcoloate (that's Switzerland), but into stuff like "Weisswurst" and "Leberkäse", also drinking beer out of 1-liter-glasses (called "Maß").
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post Oct 7 2005, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE (Oracle)
I do not think, that we should limit ourselves to the land between Maas, Memel, Etsch and Belt... o_O

You're measuring the wrong way round.

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post Oct 7 2005, 02:02 PM
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Nah, bavarians are not into chcoloate (that's Switzerland), but into stuff like "Weisswurst" and "Leberkäse", also drinking beer out of 1-liter-glasses (called "Maß").

What do you call a sausage made out of a foolish human who loitters too long under your tree?
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