 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Oct 7 2005, 02:06 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Blutwurst - blood sausage :D
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Oct 7 2005, 02:10 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
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Oct 7 2005, 02:16 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
So, which company of Drop Bears have managed to get there hands ont he Spear of Longinus?
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Oct 7 2005, 02:29 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I only know a crappy Metalband with name. *shudder*
Drop Bears? Had their been Drop Bears in ancient Israel? |
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 Oct 7 2005, 02:53 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,718 Joined: 14-September 02 Member No.: 3,263 |
Silly boy, the Spear is buried in a shallow storage pit in northern Mexico wrapped in a Nazi flag.
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Oct 7 2005, 02:54 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
ah
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Oct 7 2005, 03:06 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Aussies use the word 'Yanks' all the time. Hell, I get called a yank at least once a day because of my (Canadian) accent.
I know what Rabbitslayer is alright. Tanis though, albeit somewhat whiny and pussy-whipped, isn't all that bad. Tika is great though, and was one of my favorite characters even before I got the novels (just from the first module). |
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Oct 7 2005, 04:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
The Drop Bear temple building is now complete. Thanks go to those who help pick me up off the floor and fed me aspirin. Now all we need is that pesky little Spear of Longinus and we’ll be able to take over the world, Mars, and Istar. Maybe we could time travel a few Elite Commando Drop Bears to ancient Isreal. My company of Drunken Ninja Drop Bear Space Marine Thor Shots are ready to answer the call of Thump.
And thanks for the promotion to Elder. I only ask to serve our leader Jray in the war against Kagetenshi and the Fraggled Oompa Loompas. (Besides Jray has home brew) |
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Oct 7 2005, 05:05 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Your plans in all honor, but the fact ancient Israel lacks bigger woods makes it hard to convince our glorious Time Travel Ninja Drop Bears to go back in time and steal the spear.
But we could send them against K and his evil heretic minions, so our troops will get some training. |
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Oct 7 2005, 05:50 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Elder PlainWhiteSocks, your loyalty is greatly appreciated, and should be rewarded. |
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Oct 7 2005, 09:38 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
I really hope this "temple" fo yours has plenty of white rooms with no windows and lots of padding...
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Oct 7 2005, 11:21 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,718 Joined: 14-September 02 Member No.: 3,263 |
I don't remember giving him permission to set up his temple at my place? |
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Oct 7 2005, 11:54 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
We could try to steal the Holy Spear from the Hofsburg Museum in Austria or we could steal the one in Armenia but I think we'll get better results by putting giant rocket engines on the moon and nudging it toward Earth.
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Oct 8 2005, 03:50 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Sorry, but Tanis always sorta reminded me of Luke Skywalker from the 1st (4th) Star Wars movie. Just whined so damn much. There were some redeeming characteristics, but those mostly went away in my mind after Tanis: The Shadow years BTW
Profile amended. Once again, I should know better than to argue with an immortal elf. Hyzmara - that's the old way of doing things. Now we jsut get together a really big ritual circle and have them cast Move Moon From Orbit. Better do it quick though, because once 2070 comes around, your massive ritual circle can only have 7 people in it. Like inflation, but backwards. |
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Oct 8 2005, 07:36 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Great. That'll give me some time to dig up D Compose and get him to make an army of giant zombie drop bears for us. |
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Oct 9 2005, 09:56 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
nah just convince the moon it's a drop bear and it will do what comes naturally. Just have some fast transport out of the area.
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Oct 9 2005, 10:23 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
'the area'... what .. Earth?
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Oct 9 2005, 10:36 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
hey I never claimed it was a good plan.
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Oct 9 2005, 10:45 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
you and hyzmarca should never run together. :D
There'd be nothing left. Anywhere. |
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Oct 9 2005, 09:30 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
You mean besides smoking ruins and Drops Bears?
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Oct 9 2005, 09:34 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Exactly. We build a nice little base on Mars and then send the mood toward the Earth. We use Undead Zombie Ninja Drop Bears (painted red, of course) to control the Martian surface and wait for the Earth to cool. Then, we return return with our Ninja Zombie Drop Bear army.
Nothing will be left alive on Earth's surface so it'll be easy to conquer. We then use magic to recreate life in our own images and do the same on Mars. These are the first steps in creating the Galactic Drop Bear Empire. Yeah, an impact with the moon wouldn't leave smoking ruins. It would turn the surface into an ocean of molten rock and metal. and probably cause the two semi-liquid planetoids to merge into a single body before potentially spitting out a new moon. |
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Oct 10 2005, 12:17 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I like that plan, It show excellent long term thinking.
Wouldn't green drop bear zombies be more convincing on mars? Or are we going for stealth? |
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Oct 10 2005, 12:31 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Two problems with the plan, hyzamarkca.
1) No more people to eat 2) No beer Also, I think Jray would lose his support without Chinese food, and our organization would crumble. Unfortunately, we must keep a certain number of people alive for our evil plans of conquering all people to be successful. |
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Oct 10 2005, 01:26 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
3) Spreading fear as Evil Drop Bear Overlord & High Priests isn't satisfying when there are no people left to terrorize.
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Oct 10 2005, 01:29 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
YEY!!!!
THis post is now most replies ever. Rejoice my brothers!!! And prepare for the mars mission. Remember to bring beer, chinesse and some normals to terrorise in our bearave new world :spin: :wobble: :rotate: |
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