 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Oct 13 2005, 06:26 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Drop Bear Clerics? That's a dangerous path to walk, brother. History showed that sooner or later a faith/ chruch split up and i don't want our Drop Bear forces to turn against their masters (=us) becuase of some famous Drop Bear Clerics who confused them with false ideas and heresy. So better take care of the Clerics and rely on Commando Ninja Drop Bears only?
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Oct 13 2005, 07:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Oh but the Clerics show the most dedication to the Drop Bear cause. They're beyond borderline fanatical, and have ventured into true zealot territory. I think it’s something in the beer. |
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Oct 13 2005, 08:35 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Heh, oh geez. I missed the hint and just instantly thought of the inhumanoids when you said 80's cartoons. I think when you said d'compose, it just subconsiously made me think of the inhumanoids. Man, that was an interesting cartoon for kids. I just thought when you said undead, well, all the 80's cartoon characters are undead at this point. :-P Carry on with the digging! |
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Oct 13 2005, 09:00 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Drop Bear Grammaton Clerics, that's what we need. |
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Oct 13 2005, 09:41 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,718 Joined: 14-September 02 Member No.: 3,263 |
That's what EVERYONE needs, because people are just too damn violent to other people.
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Oct 13 2005, 10:06 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
See, we found their weakness: they need a steady supply of Drop Beer! A lot of devoted Drop Bear troops can be endangered when the Drop Beer is delivered (via airplane and then dropped) and all that for some Drop Bear Clerics? Nah, i'm not fine with that. What if the enemies of our Drop Bear religion somehow find this weakness and poison the beer? |
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Oct 13 2005, 10:26 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Eeeek! I'm afraid to ask what style they practice... Drop-fu? :P edit: The movie wasn't too bad. I thought it was kinda silly at times, but still, a fun action movie. |
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Oct 14 2005, 05:08 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
JJ: Stiiiilllllll waiting..... noooooo chinese..... nooooo Drop Bear Liberation Army. Only albino I see is my boss........ nooooooo undead legions....... (probaly have a hard time in religio-centro Utah anyways though).Try Drop Pandas. Probaly work better at delivering Panda Express anyways. And thanks for the noble effort guys. I thikn the legions got distracted at the landing in California. They have Eucalptus tress there too. This is why we send scouts first generally.
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Oct 14 2005, 12:42 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
*Launches drop bear paratroopers with a giant slingshot make from a y-shaped Eucalptus tree and rubber surgical tubing*
Unity Drop Brothers! Viva le Revolution! |
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Oct 14 2005, 09:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
You have a point. But I'm not going to be the one to try to take the beer from the Drop Bears. I may be crazy, but... well ok I'm crazy, but I'm still not gonna attempt it. |
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Oct 15 2005, 02:32 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
We seem to have/need plenty of beer. I feel we are however lacking entertainment(beyond this thread).
I have recently taken into my stable of bands. The fabulous DROP BEAR LOVE!!!!! We shall have a new front in our battle for world domination. First I intend to send them on one of those Pop Idol type shows, to kill Simon Cowell... Then its Brittany after that and.. and...(falls over frothing) |
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Oct 15 2005, 11:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Oh, dear.
It would appear that this thread has claimed another victim. :( Poor Ophis is showing signs of sanity.... :P --Foreigner |
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Oct 16 2005, 05:00 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
at least he has some admirable goals. It's good to have goals, even ones resulting in homicide. Gives ya' somethin' ta aim for and all that. Pun intended.
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Oct 16 2005, 09:27 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Any thoughts on what style of music they should play? What bands should they sound like?
They will definatly do do a version of our anthem though. |
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Oct 16 2005, 10:48 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
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Oct 16 2005, 11:48 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Polka.
Oh! Punk! That way they can have a mosh pit where they jump up and drop on each other. |
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Oct 16 2005, 02:12 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Hardcore - for the unity and the heavy moshpits.
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Oct 16 2005, 06:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 247 Joined: 28-November 04 Member No.: 6,852 |
They would have to be an Oompa band, of course! :grinbig:
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Oct 16 2005, 09:34 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Favorite Drop Bear band:
They Might Be Drop Bears. |
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Oct 16 2005, 09:35 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
BTW, just had to add - I put my runners through a sewer run (clean out areas that have been claiming sewer workers) and there was some escaped zoo animals down there. While they were checking out the local zoo I listed off a LOOONG list of missing animals (damn PETA!) and Drop Bears was prominent among them...
I didn't think They would go into sewers, tho - trees, yes...sewers no. |
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Oct 18 2005, 11:11 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
The runners probably don't expect Drop Bear attacks in the sewers, so take them by surprise. If alligators can live in sewers (in NYC), Drop Bears can too.
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Oct 18 2005, 11:53 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
A drop bear dropped on me in my shower once. After sustaining massive brain tissue loss, I managed to flush it down a toilet . I guess that's how they could end up in the sewers. It also explains my current intelligence.
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Oct 18 2005, 12:00 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Consider yourself lucky to survive an attack by this creatures.
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Oct 18 2005, 03:31 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
My kid had a pet drop bear. He got it when it was just a cub (or a kitten or a foal, or whatever baby drop bears are). It doubled in size within a year and it didn't fit in the little 10-gallon aquarium we had bought. The cheap, plastic trees kept collapsing under its weight, too. We didn't complain much when the damn next door neighbors disappeared or my wife's cat, but when it ate Pebbles... Well, that was the last straw. I figured I couldn't put the sweet thing down. I mean it was just too cute. So we flushed it on down, hoping it would have better luck there...
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Oct 19 2005, 09:44 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
:D
Fortune mentioned the idea of Full-Body Camouflag Condoms.... Do they help versus Drop Bears? |
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