 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Oct 20 2005, 03:45 AM
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Uncle Fisty  Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928  |
"Honey, have you seen the dog? .... Honey?!..." How 'bout the Might Mighty Drop Bears or Bare Naked Drop Bears BTW, just how much does a sewer hunt run pay? These must be bottom of the barrel shadowrunners. I think that's one run I'd turn down for sure. |
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Oct 20 2005, 04:35 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
I never said anything about full body! :P |
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Oct 20 2005, 04:44 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
that's really safe sex. Even safer because you can't even find.... ermmm.... your.. partner
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Oct 20 2005, 08:59 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I eolved your original idea, ok. :) |
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Oct 20 2005, 08:01 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Well leave it the hell alone! It was fine just the way it was, before you went and perverted it. :P ;)
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Oct 21 2005, 09:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
I wonder if drop bears would use Full-Body Camouflag Condoms. Maybe on Mars or something.
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Oct 22 2005, 07:09 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I'm sorry to say this, but I think the Drop Bear thread may have just jumped the shark. :(
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Oct 22 2005, 07:28 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
What?
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Oct 22 2005, 07:30 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
really.... camoflouge body condoms.. that's gotta be a line of somethin'
BTW, for your interest, in no particular order ('cept Gyro #1, mmu1 #20) first 20 posters on the Drop Bear thread- krazy gyro jray spastic angelone grinder kiedo docmortand reg littlesean reaver enigma planB skeeve doc funk AH bigity nikoli mmu1 and me good job kids |
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Oct 22 2005, 07:32 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
what's 'eolving' anyways? Sounds like some kind feminie hygene thing |
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Oct 22 2005, 01:57 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
See my first signature ever. :D |
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Oct 22 2005, 01:58 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I meant "evolved" - hope that makes more sense? |
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Oct 23 2005, 03:24 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I know, but it was more fun to bug you. :D
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Oct 23 2005, 04:54 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I would have done the same :D
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Oct 23 2005, 08:00 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Yay! \o/
By the way, my drop bear platoon has turned into a legion because of the stockpile of eucalyptus I have over here. Soon we shall conquer Mexico and RETAKE AUSTIN FOR TEXAS! *cough* btw, I read the entire thread again. I think that's six times now.... Surely seeing dancing black spots is natural, right? |
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Oct 24 2005, 01:02 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
It all depends on the dance. Waltzes are very natural. |
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Oct 24 2005, 09:58 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
its them doing the cha cha you have to look out for.
I was teaching the musical drop bear unit to tango... The eucaluyptus brach cleched in the fangs was a mistake... |
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Oct 24 2005, 01:21 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Teaching a drop bear to dance only has two outcomes, it annoys the drop bear and you die. Never a plus. :(
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Oct 24 2005, 05:42 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
The problem was both of them going for the eucalyptus.
I train them in pairs. In reinforced cells. With me outside. |
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Oct 24 2005, 05:53 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Good Call.
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Oct 24 2005, 06:02 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
yep after the first cyberlimb I realised the mistake.
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Oct 24 2005, 11:08 PM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929 |
WOOHOO! I'm proud member # 13.... However, I do feel there is something slightly ominous about this. Maybe I'm just paranoid?
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Oct 25 2005, 12:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Plan B:
You're not paranoid if they're really out to get you, you know.... If anyone ever finds out who "they" are, please let me know. I'm really tired of looking over my shoulder so much of the time.... :P P.S. : Oracle: Perhaps I was thinking of the phrase that was making the rounds after Saddam Insane kicked out the weapons inspectors in 1998. Mister Hussein: You know, you're NOT paranoid--the rest of the world really IS out to get you. Besides, even paranoiacs have real enemies.... ;) --Foreigner This post has been edited by Foreigner: Oct 25 2005, 03:36 PM |
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Oct 25 2005, 05:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Being paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!!
The people working in the Australian area at the zoo in Hannover will be slightly surprised this morning. *gigglingmad* |
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Oct 25 2005, 01:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
OK, now I am intrigued. Was there a prank played in real life at the koala exhibit?
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