 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Nov 3 2005, 09:12 PM
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Midnight Toker  Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456  |
Yes, but it is more than just a title. It is a position of responsobility and it is one that probably has a high mortality rate. |
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Nov 3 2005, 09:23 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Shhhh... don't scare him!
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Nov 4 2005, 06:53 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
only if we can come up with some kind of witty acronym that's easy to remember. Lost control of one of my Drop-ninjas on my last run and took a couple blows to the head, so my memory isn't to keen until I get those mneumonic enhancers replaced. Something easy like Dropbear Investigative Personage, or DIP. Go good with the DIEFOCers.
Just a thought |
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Nov 4 2005, 10:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Mortality rate? Pah! There are three reasons why I am not scared at all:
1st: I am wearing a helmet. All the time. 2nd: I always have some eukalyptus-drops with me. 3rd: There are things that even a drop bear would not eat. ^^ |
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Nov 4 2005, 12:24 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
like hotdogs?
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Nov 4 2005, 12:35 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
No. Like ME.^^
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Nov 4 2005, 12:47 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
so what're you made of then?! 'cause hotdogs... yikes!
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Nov 4 2005, 12:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well, I got an official document of the German government stating that I am actually human. Most people do believe that after reading it twice or thrice. But I am pretty sure that Drop Bears can't read. :D
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Nov 4 2005, 01:24 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
a little concerned that you had to go and have papers drawn up to cover your self there bud. But I guess it's better than having to get rabies shots and neutered! :eek:
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Nov 4 2005, 05:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
It's a family problem, you know? For example my uncle, Nobby, he is working for the watch in the large stinking city....
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Nov 4 2005, 09:45 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
The problem is, if drop bears can't read, then they don't know you're not edible...
and you leave the Lord of Ankh out of this! |
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Nov 5 2005, 01:40 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
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Nov 5 2005, 06:19 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
Everyone should take a look at Wikipedia's front page for today.
Lower right corner. They're coming... |
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Nov 5 2005, 06:50 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We're unstoppable! 8)
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Nov 6 2005, 04:03 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I did... and all I saw was a rather dashing picture of Witold Lutosławski. Did I miss something?
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Nov 6 2005, 04:18 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Witold Lutosławski is a Drop Bear with a physical mask spell. I thought everyone knew that. |
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Nov 6 2005, 05:53 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
well.... I feel sheepish. And so vulnerable! Now I wonder how many other well known people such as Witold Lutosławski are actually ninja albino drop bear DIEFOCers. :|
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Nov 6 2005, 12:31 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I can assure you, that only the best'n'smartest humans are disguised Ninja Albino Drop Bears. Like Adam West.
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Nov 6 2005, 01:04 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
and Kramer
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Nov 6 2005, 03:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Who the frag... |
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Nov 6 2005, 05:54 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Seinfeld character. |
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Nov 6 2005, 06:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 207 Joined: 3-November 05 From: KCMO Member No.: 7,922 |
*groan* ...must...run...away....
<sound of husband asking "Are you still reading that same thread?!?"> Visions of battalions of Drunken Ninja Drop Bear Space Marine Thor Shots riding Blood Kites over the upper midwest nordic immigrant drop bear lutefisk brigade led by Witold Lutosławski attacking deadly samurai kangaroos over a warehouse full of Drop Beer while playing TMBDB on loudspeakers...... I'll be back once my eyes stop bleeding.... |
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Nov 6 2005, 06:34 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Tsk, one must strengthen their resolution to Drop Bear Righteousness. The only way to perservere through these trying times is to order your case of Drop Beer*, re-read this thread 10 more times, and to convert your husband to the Drop Bear cause (Failing that, arrange an accident via death by drop bear, for those that do not join the cause must suffer death by drop bear)... *Drop Beer is a registered trademark of the Drop Bear Brewing Company. Please drink responsibly as a Drop Bear would. The Drop Bear Brewing Company, it's parent organization, and any associated organizations are not responsible for any injuries caused while under the influence of Drop Beer, though we will support in spirit anything that further the Drop Bear Cause. Drop Beer has been known to cause drinkers to climb tall structures and drop down upon unsuspecting victims. Please see your Drop Bear medical advisor if you do not experience these results. Again, this is just a useless Drop Beer disclaimer, enjoy your Drop Beer. You should be drinking your Drop Beer else be branded a heretic and punished. This is your final warning. Be sure to buy other Drop Bear products through our distributors, please contact your local Drop Bear representative. Thank you for supporting Drop Beer. |
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Nov 6 2005, 06:42 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 207 Joined: 3-November 05 From: KCMO Member No.: 7,922 |
Yes, sir!
Thank you, sir! Getting on that right now, sir! Weakness will never happen again, sir! :wobble: |
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Nov 6 2005, 06:59 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
You're welcome. Always happy to help an initiate reaffirm their faith in the cause. Please be sure to pick up some of our Drop Bear Reaffirmation brochures on your way out. And don't forget our new Drop Bear Faith Sim chips now available in the downstairs store, they'll help you through any difficult times. :D
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