Laughs in the Shadows, Jokes with a Shadowrun twist Options

[Kyoto Kid]

...A simple action, though slightly incapacitating. Happened to one of our team during a spacewalk on a mission to an LEO station as part of Wake of the Comet. Of course he was in a space suit so it got really rank really quick. And then the player then realised why my character Markova spent BPs on an Athletics specialisation in Zero G.

At least he didn't lose his lunch the other way. In Space you don't throw up, you throw out & it sits there floating in front of your face inside your helmet

[Dentris]

A Saeber-Krupp lunar exploration vessel is going back to earth. On his radar, the pilot notices something. He immediatly make contact and say:

"Unindentified vessel, please change course immediatly.''

The other replies:

"Negative, you need to change your course immediatly.''

The SK spaceship replies back:

"This is out of the question, I'm fully armed and prepared, with dozens of cannons and enough firepower to destroy a fleet of spacecraft. I command you to change your course immediatly or i will be forced to use deadly retribution, SK064 out.''

The only answer was:

"This is the Eden spacestation, out.''

[bibliophile20]

Alot of nuyen is tainted.

It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.

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Ares Winter Holiday Gift-Givers have to do that job due to a clause in their contract.

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Did you hear about the dwarf divining initiate mage who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.

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Monofilament swords are always cutting edge technology.

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A shaman was having a problem with a mask spell; each time he cast it, it would work, except occasionally he would look like a wigwam and the next moment he would look like a tepee. Desperately, he went to a wise old medicine man and asked for help. The medicine man looked at him sagely and said, "the problem is simple. You need to relax a bit; you're two tents."

[Talia Invierno]

Maybe this thread has had its day too. But I'll add this one more, at least.


In pulling together a team for a job, the decker entered his preferences into the searchable and interactive Shadowland bulletin board (classifieds/profiles): he would like very much to link up with a team rigger with air cover, Roadmaster, and Steel Lynx.

Very soon the 'bot alerted him to a match.

At the meet, he discovered that the other was also a decker pulling together a team for a job -- who had also entered his preferences to link up with a team rigger with air cover, Roadmaster, and Steel Lynx.

[bibliophile20]