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Wounded Ronin
post Feb 1 2013, 10:32 AM
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-a...counter-dnd.php

This brings a smile to my face.
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Thanee
post Feb 7 2013, 09:31 AM
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Haha! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

An unscrupulous village elder will reward the party handsomely if they feed his daughter's boyfriend to a giant toad.

There is a giant choking on a horse head. His face is purple and he's waving his hands to ask for help.

Farmers are worried: all of the country's worms have stopped composting and have begun to worship a worm god that supposedly dwells inside a castle made of mud. If the party investigates they discover that the worm god is actually a gross wizard living in filth and he has been using his magic to trick the worms. His purposes are mysterious, but gross.

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Shortstraw
post Feb 7 2013, 11:26 AM
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The entire party gets girlfriends, only those girlfriends make all the stuff they used to enjoy weird and the girlfriends hang around all the time alienating the party's cool NPC friends.

The party is captured by a sasquatch and he makes them give him a bath. If it isn't a good bath he will be angry. (Bull if you see this please turn it into a S5 mission and get CanRay to write it)
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post Feb 7 2013, 02:50 PM
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Hah! This is great

A cackling wizard jerk polymorphs everybody in the party into babies and escapes with their stuff. They must continue the adventure as babies. For stats for babies use an owl with only the beak attack.



The party discovers a strange portal to a wondrous realm exactly like Star Wars with some names changed around. However, it is only after they pass through the cursed, one-way portal that they realize it is the prequel era and the only adventure they can have involves maneuvering in the galactic senate to gain the votes needed for trade sanctions.


The party laughs at an obese, evil cleric and he curses them to become fat no matter how little they eat.
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