 Advertising in Shadowrun, Come up with your ads and post them here! |
 May 22 2013, 09:43 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 5-April 08 From: Ottawa, Canada Member No.: 15,847  |
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May 22 2013, 11:40 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
I still like my Air Jesus crosstrainers.
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May 23 2013, 04:39 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 165 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,002 |
NERPS!
Done |
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May 23 2013, 09:11 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,648 Joined: 22-April 12 From: somewhere far beyond sanity Member No.: 51,886 |
Zeiss Eyes - Better than life eyes!
(I think that's from an ad in the oooooold BioTech book, or the Street Samurai Catalog) |
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May 23 2013, 09:50 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
Tired of being the Prey? Ares Macrotechnology has the answer at the <Tourist Town, Redmond> Ares Arms Weapon World outlet. Stop in today!
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May 24 2013, 01:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 292 Joined: 21-February 07 Member No.: 11,050 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ May 22 2013, 07:40 PM)  I still like my Air Jesus crosstrainers. You just like them because you heard Spider Jerusalem has a pair. |
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May 24 2013, 02:24 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Fabe @ May 24 2013, 08:50 AM) You just like them because you heard Spider Jerusalem has a pair. I like them because they're tough enough to kick the crap out of an entire Religion Convention while wearing a really bad Jesus Disguise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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May 25 2013, 01:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 292 Joined: 21-February 07 Member No.: 11,050 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ May 24 2013, 10:24 AM) I like them because they're tough enough to kick the crap out of an entire Religion Convention while wearing a really bad Jesus Disguise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) lol OK, good reason. But I can see the company who make Air Jesus using the fact that Spider bought a pair for advertising resulting in a mass increase in sales resulting in something horrible happening to company's marketing division when He finds out |
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May 25 2013, 02:22 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
There's probably some sort of end-purchaser sales agreement that everybody who buys <whatever> from a legitimate store has to sign and probably set their commlinks to auto-sign ages ago that states that the manufacturer gains the rights to use your name and image in advertising without further recourse owed to you.
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May 25 2013, 02:56 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Also, his Filthy Assistants forged his signature on a lot of things, including his Anime and Porn royalties.
*MY* filthy assistants know better... As one put it recently: "Whatever doesn't kill you only scares the rest of us with the idea that you can't be killed." |
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May 25 2013, 03:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 292 Joined: 21-February 07 Member No.: 11,050 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ May 24 2013, 10:22 PM) There's probably some sort of end-purchaser sales agreement that everybody who buys <whatever> from a legitimate store has to sign and probably set their commlinks to auto-sign ages ago that states that the manufacturer gains the rights to use your name and image in advertising without further recourse owed to you. They're doing that right now to some extent ,the back of my badge from a comic book convention I attended says this 'Badge holder consents to use of his/her image or likeness by media now know or hereafter devised for advertising and/or promotional purposes'. So yeah I can see it extending to other stuff as well. |
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May 25 2013, 11:20 AM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
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May 25 2013, 02:26 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,759 Joined: 11-December 02 From: France Member No.: 3,723 |
" A concert hall, a circus, a zoo, two amusement parks, 15 nightclubs, and over 600 stores and restaurants.
Once in, you will never be able to leave. " - Advertising for Renraku Seattle Arcology put online in November 2059 and promptly removed on December 20th. |
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