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Mr. Man

Apr 23 2006, 06:25 AM

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I'm no criminal mastermind, but it occurs to me that anyone in posession of skills (any skills) worth $10M probably wouldn't need to advertise them on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=4455852432

In case it gets removed (which seems likely):

QUOTE

BODYGUARD,MECHANIC,WHEELMAN,HENCHMAN,BAGMAN
MY LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP AND SKILLS ARE FOR SALE

Advertised price: US $10,000,000.00
List date: Apr-14-06 18:17:24 PDT
Location: Boulder City, NV, United States
Seller: cyclepartsrus ( 1 )
Feedback: 100% Positive
Member: since Jan-26-04 in United States

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET!

35 YEAR OLD PROFESSIONAL RACER QUALITY DRIVER FAMILIAR WITH DEFENSIVE AS WELL AS AGGRESSIVE DRIVING SKILLS.

PROFESSIONAL MECHANIC AND AUTOMOTIVE MAINTENACE SPECIALIST WITH OWN TOOLS AND EQUIPTMENT. I HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT FOR MOTORCYCLES!

PERSONAL SECURITY SPECIALIST FAMILIAR WITH ALL TYPES OF HAND TO HAND AS WELL AS WEAPONIZED COMBAT! WHATEVER THE SITUATION MAY CALL FOR!

PROFESSIONAL QUALITY CRIMINAL MIND WITH VERY MENACING SIZE AND PRESENCE WITH A HISTORY OF MULTIPLE FELONY AS WELL AS MISDEMEANER CONVICTIONS.I AM CANDID ABOUT MY PAST BECAUSE ANYONE WORTH WORKING FOR WILL PEFORM BACKGROUND CHECKS AND FIND OUT ANYWAY.I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO BE "ASHAMED" OF! I CONSIDER THESE TO BE ASSETS. MY EXPERIENCE WITH THE LEGAL SYSTEM HAS TAUGHT ME HOW TO QUICKLY SIZE UP SITUATIONS AND PEOPLE! LETS JUST SAY I AM NOT AFRAID TO DRAW OUTSIDE THE LINES!

I AM SEEKING PERMENENT EMPLOYMENT WITH SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY CAN AFFORD MY SKILLS BUT IS DESERVING OF MY LOYALTY AND FRIENDSHIP. I WISH TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM WHATEVER SITUATIONS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER AND AM WILLING TO GO THE EXTRA MILE SO TO SPEAK ! I WOULD PREFER SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY FETISH FOR AUTOS ,MOTORCYCLES AND OTHER TOYS. THAT WAY YOU CAN TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF ALL OF MY SKILLS.I AM A STRAIGHT FORWARD GET IT DONE KIND OF GUY AND BELIEVE THAT THE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE "BOOGEYMAN" IS TO HAVE HIM IN YOUR EMPLOY! I AM WILLING TO TRAVEL OR RELOCATE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD INCLUDING THE "HOT" ZONES ! I AM EXCELLENT WITH CHILDREN AND PETS.

DONT LET THE 10,000,000 PRICE FOOL YOU, IT IS A MEANS TO REACH A DEMOGRAPHIC. IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT 10 MILLION DOLLAR HOMES THEN YOU MIGHT NEED MY SERVICES. EMPLOYMENT CAN BE ON A CONTRACTUAL BASIS WHICH CAN BE NEGOTIATED DEPENDING ON YOUR PARTICULAR NEEDS. REFERENCES AND CRIMINAL RECORD WILL BE SUPPLIED AFTER INITIAL INTERVIEW . MAKE NO MISTAKE I AM NO "SCUMBAG" BUT A PROFESSIONAL WHO LIVES BY A CODE. I AM HIGHLY INTELLEGENT AND COMFORTABLE IN ANY SITUATION.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT 702 219 4811 TO SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW

ASK FOR SCOTT

Posts in this topic

Mr. Man [RL] "Street Sam" for Hire Apr 23 2006, 06:25 AM

Kyuhan ....Whoa. Any Batmen out there need an Alfred? Apr 23 2006, 06:28 AM

Dranem Makes one wish that e-bay were a little more selec... Apr 23 2006, 06:29 AM

mfb the all caps makes me want to trust him. Apr 23 2006, 06:31 AM

nick012000 *emails link to Blackwater Security's human re... Apr 23 2006, 06:35 AM

fistandantilus3.0 seems somehow appropriate that he's in Vegas. Apr 23 2006, 06:50 AM

frostPDP Wow. 1337 much? I guess you can't get arrest... Apr 23 2006, 07:42 AM

Kyuhan I think it might be a lifetime price or something. Apr 23 2006, 09:21 AM

Dranem If I was in the market for a 10 million $ hom... Apr 23 2006, 09:39 AM

fistandantilus3.0 QUOTE (Kyuhan) I think it might be a lifetime pric... Apr 23 2006, 10:26 AM

Grinder If I understand his text correct, he don't wan... Apr 23 2006, 10:29 AM

Thanee QUOTE (mfb) the all caps makes me want to trust hi... Apr 23 2006, 10:48 AM

fistandantilus3.0 QUOTE (Grinder) Just call him and ask for details,... Apr 23 2006, 11:03 AM

Kremlin KOA hey If I get convicted I will have a serious recor... Apr 23 2006, 01:44 PM

Grinder QUOTE (Kremlin KOA) hey If I get convicted I will ... Apr 23 2006, 02:05 PM

Kagetenshi QUOTE (Kremlin KOA) hey If I get convicted I will ... Apr 23 2006, 02:13 PM

toturi QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) QUOTE (Kyuhan @ Apr... Apr 23 2006, 02:14 PM

Kem I wouldn't trust any bodyguard that wants to b... Apr 23 2006, 02:45 PM

Platinum QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) QUOTE (Grinder @ Ap... Apr 23 2006, 03:08 PM

Dog I'd want a guy who could use spell check. ... Apr 25 2006, 04:08 PM

emo samurai Heh, "Invalid Item." Apr 25 2006, 04:25 PM

Dog Ooh, ooh! I just had a great idea: Chargen c... Apr 25 2006, 04:28 PM

emo samurai He'd be, like, 10 BP, tops. Apr 25 2006, 04:33 PM

Kremlin KOA 10BPs in SR4 Apr 25 2006, 05:53 PM

Dog Careful, Scott might hear you. Apr 25 2006, 06:58 PM

bustedkarma Scott would make an awesome fall guy for a Run. ... Apr 26 2006, 07:04 PM

emo samurai And if you ever need someone to spam forums with p... Apr 26 2006, 07:05 PM

Dog Perhaps "Scott" is a little-known alias ... Apr 27 2006, 03:29 PM

emo samurai Nah, Chuck Norris is worth, like, ten times that m... Apr 27 2006, 03:39 PM

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