Poolside with Two totally Badass Babes, Hosted by Skate & KK Options

[Kyoto Kid]

[cut in: Uniformed and armed paramedic standing next to a Docwagon SRT]

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[logo for KSAF appears]
Announcer: This is KSAF Seattle your window to the Metroplex streaming 24/7. Stay tuned for the new Poolside with Skate and KK show in exclusive Real as Life UltraHD3V.

[fade to scene of what appears to be a luxurious rooftop pool atop a condo tower. It's a warm sunny day, the pool is surrounded by exotic plants and the usual array of poolside furnishings (isn't VR just the bomb?). The image cross-fades to a tokuri of sake and two cups. the Tokuri is picked up and sake is poured into the cups as smooth guitar and saxaphone jazz can be heard in the background. As the camera pulls back a young woman sporting the latest swimwear fashion, a sexy two piece with wild west fringe accents is seen sitting next to the table in a chez lounge chair. She is somewhat short and fairly athletic though very attractive with long thick white hair tied back in a single fall, japanese features, and a tattoo around her right eye of the Japanese rising sun motif. She is also wearing a classic Stetson™. She raises the sake as if in a toast, then downs it in the traditional style]

[Announcer][i] And now, relax, put your feet up, and let your hair down for its time to go Poolside with Skate and KK - Two badass babes with a special style brought to you by the friendly folks at Weapons World .

Now let's join our one of our hosts, the rootin' tootin' six gun shootin' Katana swingin, Bushido cowgirl herself, Kyoto Kid

[applause, music ends]

:ic: KK: Well, howdy y'all and welcome to our first show. Skate will be joining me in just a bit, [aside] She's changing into one heck of a knockout outfit she just picked up at Tsunami's Custom Swim Fashions.

[KK stands up and strolls along the pool's edge]

:ic: KK: Well. before we get to far, let me give a little background on what this little rodeo is all about. This is not an actual mission so nobody need send their attributes and such to someone called a GM. [aside - laughs] Heh, the only GM I know of makes pickup trucks, well now ya learn somethin' new everyday dontcha? Anyway, as Big J our announcer mentioned, this is a place to set a spell and unwind without worryin' about gettin' buckshot up your behind or one of those mage types messin' with your mind.

Only a few small things to remember. First y'all gotta check your shootin' irons and other weapons at the door. Remember to keep things civil as well, cussin' in moderation is fine but keep the outhouse humor in the outhouse. If'n ya got a rhubarb with someone you take it out to the street and settle it man to man...or woman to man...or woman to woman... or...frag and tarnation, y'all get what I mean. Finally as this is a poolside hoedown, a swimsuit, and the more high falootin' stylin' the better, is required attire. Oh and posotutley no offensive spell castin' or you'll be spendin a memorable night with Bubba.

[There is an off camera sound and KK looks to camera right smiling]

:ic: KK: Now hot damn and howdy do. Girl, that is one right fine lookin' set of threads ya got on. [gestures to her right then claps her hands] My friends please give a hearty bit of warm welcomin' to my co-host, the baddest two gun bad gal in all these parts, the one and only Skate...

[Camera pans right to the opposite end of the pool to reveal...]