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Wounded Ronin
post Feb 14 2008, 05:02 AM
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I think that the upcoming Knight Rider TV movie is going to suck on the basis that the male lead looks like a wuss. See photo and blurb here: http://www.nbc.com/Knight_Rider/bios/index.shtml

This guy just looks like a handsome movie star type. If he and David Hasslehoff got into the Thunderdome, Hasslefhoff would win at the one minute and thirty second mark by Sufforcating Teabag. Bruening, in the picture, looks like he should be a hairdresser, or perhaps primping at a gay bar.

The character he plays is supposed to be this jaded ex Army Ranger. But, see, Rangers are supposed to be tough. Now, when you look at that picture, what's the first thing you think? Is it "tough" or is it "metrosexual"? The looks is not believable for the character.

Why have the people casting these things seemingly lost touch with the Conans and the Rambos? If you look at Stallone in Rambo 4, he looks *tough*. If you look at Arnie in Conan the Barbarian, you don't look at him and immediately feel underwhelmed by a sensation of wussiness.

Knight Rider is about an intelligent car so it's presumably directed more at men rather than women as a target audience. I could understand a metrosexual looking male lead if the show was supposed to appeal to women. But as a male if a character is supposed to be a hard-bitten ranger I want him to look more along the lines of Rambo in Rambo 4. Seriously. How can I exult in his heroicness or his epic toughness when he looks like the damn hairdresser? How can I believe he's a hard bitten combat vet if he looks so utterly metrosexual and preoccupied with his appearance?
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- Wounded Ronin   Knight Rider movie looks like it's gonna suck   Feb 14 2008, 05:02 AM
- - Kanada Ten   But, but, he went like a week without shaving for ...   Feb 14 2008, 05:16 AM
|- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (Kanada Ten @ Feb 14 2008, 12:16 AM...   Feb 14 2008, 07:02 AM
- - mfb   Bruening really does have a purty mouth on him. th...   Feb 14 2008, 05:26 AM
- - Critias   Which is why people are wondering how/why the siss...   Feb 14 2008, 07:34 AM
- - Kanada Ten   What Every Retrosexual Mustang Owner Needs OMG   Feb 14 2008, 03:17 PM
- - tisoz   I think he looks like he could be David Hasslehoff...   Feb 14 2008, 03:41 PM
- - Abbandon   Its a tv series not movie. And the guy who was...   Feb 14 2008, 04:24 PM
|- - apollo124   QUOTE (Abbandon @ Feb 14 2008, 11:24 AM) ...   Feb 14 2008, 07:04 PM
||- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (apollo124 @ Feb 14 2008, 02:04 PM)...   Feb 15 2008, 12:24 AM
|- - martindv   QUOTE (Abbandon @ Feb 14 2008, 11:24 AM) ...   Feb 14 2008, 07:13 PM
|- - Fortune   QUOTE (Abbandon @ Feb 15 2008, 03:24 AM) ...   Feb 14 2008, 07:29 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   See, the idea behind the original Knight Rider was...   Feb 14 2008, 04:56 PM
- - mfb   QUOTE (tisoz)Even Bruce Willis looks more manly th...   Feb 14 2008, 06:06 PM
|- - Wounded Ronin   QUOTE (mfb @ Feb 14 2008, 01:06 PM) what ...   Feb 14 2008, 06:19 PM
- - SoyKaf Adict   Yeah c'mon, lets hope the Shelby calls in sick...   Feb 14 2008, 08:32 PM
|- - Fortune   QUOTE (SoyKaf Adict @ Feb 15 2008, 07:32 ...   Feb 14 2008, 09:35 PM
- - kanislatrans   gee, that writers strike hurt the studios alot mor...   Feb 15 2008, 05:55 AM
- - martindv   They should just allow softcore porn on broadcast ...   Feb 15 2008, 06:49 AM
- - Critias   ...Softcore?   Feb 15 2008, 07:33 AM
|- - martindv   QUOTE (Critias @ Feb 15 2008, 02:33 AM) ....   Feb 18 2008, 09:19 AM
||- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (martindv @ Feb 18 2008, 04:19 AM) ...   Feb 18 2008, 10:07 AM
||- - martindv   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 18 2008, 05:07 AM) ...   Feb 19 2008, 02:12 AM
|- - martindv   *curses the sky* So... Everything in 2070 is con...   Feb 18 2008, 09:19 AM
- - Ravor   Well Hardcore tends to be so boring.   Feb 16 2008, 05:42 AM
- - Cain   Well, we've all seen it now. What do y'al...   Feb 18 2008, 07:31 AM
|- - Fortune   QUOTE (Cain @ Feb 18 2008, 06:31 PM) Well...   Feb 18 2008, 11:11 AM
- - Zhan Shi   "The Dukes of Hazard" was brought back w...   Feb 18 2008, 07:56 AM
- - Grinder   Same here in Germany.   Feb 18 2008, 03:22 PM
- - nezumi   Dig out the old BMW 'movies' they made, ma...   Feb 18 2008, 04:33 PM
- - mfb   wow, that was terrible. like, i knew it'd be b...   Feb 18 2008, 09:39 PM
|- - Cain   QUOTE (mfb @ Feb 18 2008, 01:39 PM) wow, ...   Feb 19 2008, 07:41 AM
- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 18 2008, 06:11 AM) I...   Feb 19 2008, 01:33 AM
|- - Grinder   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 19 2008, 02:33 AM) ...   Feb 19 2008, 10:41 AM
|- - MYST1C   QUOTE (Grinder @ Feb 19 2008, 11:41 AM) ...   Feb 19 2008, 10:56 AM
|- - martindv   QUOTE (MYST1C @ Feb 19 2008, 05:56 AM) Th...   Feb 19 2008, 05:18 PM
||- - Wounded Ronin   QUOTE (martindv @ Feb 19 2008, 12:18 PM) ...   Feb 19 2008, 05:59 PM
|- - Grinder   QUOTE (MYST1C @ Feb 19 2008, 11:56 AM) Th...   Feb 20 2008, 12:28 PM
- - Cadmus   WHY! Why must they hurt us so? do they hate u...   Feb 19 2008, 07:53 AM
|- - PBTHHHHT   QUOTE (Cadmus @ Feb 19 2008, 02:53 AM) WH...   Feb 19 2008, 12:16 PM
|- - Cain   QUOTE (Cadmus @ Feb 18 2008, 11:53 PM) WH...   Feb 19 2008, 05:54 PM
- - hyzmarca   Use a US-based proxy. Or Bittorrent.   Feb 19 2008, 06:43 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   One thing that was retro about the show was how th...   Feb 19 2008, 10:59 PM
- - apollo124   Well, I watched it alongside my little sister. Sh...   Feb 20 2008, 04:36 PM
|- - nezumi   QUOTE (apollo124 @ Feb 20 2008, 11:36 AM)...   Feb 20 2008, 04:55 PM
|- - apollo124   QUOTE (nezumi @ Feb 20 2008, 11:55 AM) Th...   Feb 20 2008, 05:36 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   That's the other thing. Apparently the super ...   Feb 20 2008, 05:33 PM
- - mfb   QUOTE (Cain)The story is weak, the plot thin. But ...   Feb 20 2008, 07:42 PM
|- - Cain   QUOTE That's the other thing. Apparently the s...   Feb 20 2008, 09:14 PM
- - Fortune   But .... but ... but it's a Shelby!   Feb 20 2008, 09:35 PM
- - hyzmarca   The movie also completely ignored the established ...   Feb 21 2008, 01:08 AM
|- - PBTHHHHT   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 20 2008, 08:08 PM) ...   Feb 21 2008, 01:19 AM
- - DocTaotsu   Wait! No turbo boost?! That's like a...   Feb 21 2008, 02:20 PM
|- - PBTHHHHT   QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 21 2008, 09:20 AM)...   Feb 21 2008, 09:36 PM
- - mfb   QUOTE (Cain)I did discover that the script was wri...   Feb 21 2008, 04:23 PM
- - apollo124   Be calm everyone. They just didn't find an ex...   Feb 22 2008, 06:06 AM
- - hyzmarca   You don't need an excuse to use Turbo Boost. I...   Feb 22 2008, 08:33 AM
- - Grinder   Word!   Feb 22 2008, 02:19 PM
- - DocTaotsu   Thirded.   Feb 22 2008, 02:44 PM
- - hyzmarca   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arL04K3HLMw   Feb 22 2008, 10:47 PM
- - Grinder   Sweet!   Feb 23 2008, 12:38 AM
- - Cain   Well, we finally got to see the series. What do y...   Sep 25 2008, 05:46 AM
- - nezumi   I heard the ads on the radio and thought they were...   Sep 25 2008, 01:39 PM
|- - Cain   QUOTE (nezumi @ Sep 25 2008, 06:39 AM) I ...   Sep 25 2008, 03:17 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   I think it's promising. They're starting ...   Sep 25 2008, 05:47 PM
- - Stahlseele   how was the CPU still intakt? if i remember correc...   Sep 25 2008, 06:49 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   At the very end of the episode you see his CPU ful...   Sep 25 2008, 09:48 PM
- - Shadow   I was so disapointed in the new show. They decided...   Sep 26 2008, 02:01 AM
- - Stahlseele   QUOTE apocolyptic cyberpunk future Knight Rider i...   Sep 26 2008, 02:21 PM
|- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Sep 26 2008, 10:21 AM...   Sep 26 2008, 03:35 PM
- - Stahlseele   in the original Series, there were Knight, Devon, ...   Sep 26 2008, 07:59 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   Yes, 2010 was what I was referring to. I don...   Sep 27 2008, 04:53 AM
|- - hyzmarca   QUOTE (Dr. Funkenstein @ Sep 27 2008, 12...   Sep 27 2008, 04:34 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   Not disagreeing.   Sep 27 2008, 04:56 PM
- - Fortune   I finally got to watch the pilot for the new serie...   Sep 27 2008, 09:13 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   Down to an hour? I'm guessing you mean the mo...   Sep 27 2008, 09:29 PM
- - Fortune   Yes, I meant the movie. The series is just about t...   Sep 27 2008, 09:37 PM
- - Dr. Funkenstein   I guess it's technically a pilot, but it was m...   Sep 27 2008, 09:50 PM
- - Fortune   I see. Thanks for clearing up my confusion. I do i...   Sep 28 2008, 01:55 AM
|- - Link   QUOTE (Fortune @ Sep 28 2008, 02:55 AM) I...   Sep 28 2008, 09:46 AM
- - Fortune   No great loss.   Sep 28 2008, 01:50 PM
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|- - PhishStyx   QUOTE (Cain @ Oct 2 2008, 12:06 AM) Ok, e...   Oct 3 2008, 01:10 AM
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- - apollo124   I'm still having some issues with the "su...   Oct 27 2008, 01:50 PM
- - PhishStyx   I quit watching when I realized the show would nev...   Oct 28 2008, 01:06 AM


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