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BRodda
post Feb 21 2008, 05:41 PM
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Ok, just because I just HAD to get this out of my head.

Vending machine drone (Generic): Size large/Device rating 3
cost (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) 1,500
Handling-0 Accel-0 Spd-0 Pilot-3 Body-4 Armor-3 Sensor-1

Camera sensor for recording anyone in front of machine and so agent can see people.
Atmospheric sensor to know to raise or lower prices based on the weather (not kidding they have these in Japan right now)
Anti-Theft System- 2 verbal warnings and then a 5S electric shock
Holo-projector- Shows ads of corporate spokesman. Agent can appear through this interface in non-AR.

Agent:3 (this is the pilot program that handles interaction and protection as well as performing diagnostics and inventory management)
Personality software (Hi I'm Fizzy Fur, you look thirsty!)
Scan: 2 (It can look for customers to send an AR visit from it's resident Agent)
Blackout:3 (Lets face it you don't want to kill people, but how many free sodas you want to give out)
Armor:2


I'm going to go talk to the head doctor now.



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- BRodda   Fizzy Pop Vending machine Stats   Feb 21 2008, 05:41 PM
- - Kanada Ten   I'd give it Analyze, and Attack (useful agains...   Feb 21 2008, 05:55 PM
|- - BRodda   QUOTE (Kanada Ten @ Feb 21 2008, 12:55 PM...   Feb 21 2008, 06:00 PM
- - Kyoto Kid   QUOTE (BRodda @ Feb 21 2008, 09:41 AM) Ok...   Feb 21 2008, 09:30 PM
- - Method   Yeah, Scan seems a little pointless, since there i...   Feb 22 2008, 05:18 AM
- - Serial_Peacemaker   Actually mobile vending machine drones is quite a ...   Feb 22 2008, 05:34 AM
|- - KCKitsune   QUOTE (Serial_Peacemaker @ Feb 22 2008, 12...   Feb 22 2008, 06:44 AM
|- - BRodda   QUOTE (Serial_Peacemaker @ Feb 22 2008, 12...   Feb 22 2008, 03:33 PM
- - hobgoblin   hmm, can they be turned hostile, jamie style?   Feb 22 2008, 06:31 AM
- - fourstring_samurai   Mobile vending machines = creepy. i just had thi...   Feb 22 2008, 06:39 AM
- - masterofm   If they dispensed a grenade or a forward facing cl...   Feb 22 2008, 08:07 AM
- - hobgoblin   thats why every good johnson have a troll or orc t...   Feb 22 2008, 08:17 AM
- - DocTaotsu   I can personally attest that Japan has at least 1 ...   Feb 22 2008, 08:34 AM
- - hyzmarca   Vending machines are as big as they are to prevent...   Feb 22 2008, 08:38 AM
|- - hobgoblin   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 22 2008, 09:38 AM) ...   Feb 22 2008, 09:09 AM
- - masterofm   Or just make them heavier to compensate? Maybe ju...   Feb 22 2008, 09:00 AM
- - jago668   Or have the vending machine call for help. See th...   Feb 22 2008, 09:16 AM
|- - KCKitsune   QUOTE (jago668 @ Feb 22 2008, 04:16 AM) O...   Feb 22 2008, 10:46 AM
- - hyzmarca   Every vending machine should come equipped with a ...   Feb 22 2008, 09:34 AM
- - hobgoblin   hmm, ED-209 style?   Feb 22 2008, 09:41 AM
- - jago668   I never said guns. I just said it would be humoro...   Feb 22 2008, 10:49 AM
|- - KCKitsune   QUOTE (jago668 @ Feb 22 2008, 05:49 AM) I...   Feb 22 2008, 11:42 AM
- - DocTaotsu   I want rogue vending machines roaming the grid, te...   Feb 22 2008, 11:50 AM
|- - KCKitsune   QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 06:50 AM)...   Feb 22 2008, 11:51 AM
- - Teulisch   you know, with grid guide.... the concept of ...   Feb 22 2008, 11:54 AM
|- - KCKitsune   QUOTE (Teulisch @ Feb 22 2008, 06:54 AM) ...   Feb 22 2008, 11:57 AM
- - DocTaotsu   Personally I'd want to contract a rigger to gi...   Feb 22 2008, 11:57 AM
|- - hobgoblin   QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 12:57 PM)...   Feb 22 2008, 12:20 PM
- - DocTaotsu   Free drinks? And... http://www.youtube.com/watch...   Feb 22 2008, 01:55 PM
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|- - hobgoblin   QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 02:55 PM)...   Feb 22 2008, 09:49 PM
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|- - Grinder   QUOTE (BRodda @ Feb 22 2008, 04:58 PM) Th...   Feb 23 2008, 11:31 AM
|- - Kyoto Kid   QUOTE (Grinder @ Feb 23 2008, 03:31 AM) A...   Feb 23 2008, 10:00 PM
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- - Kyoto Kid   ...so many good ideas. This could even be trouble...   Feb 22 2008, 09:55 PM
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- - DocTaotsu   Oh god... the idea of semi-sentient drink machines...   Feb 23 2008, 12:20 AM
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- - Kyoto Kid   ...when AIs and soft drinks collide... Obey Your ...   Feb 23 2008, 03:01 AM
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|- - Rasumichin   QUOTE (jago668 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:59 AM) I...   Feb 23 2008, 02:56 PM
- - DocTaotsu   Rogue sprites? Do those exist? I also see a dwarv...   Feb 23 2008, 10:02 AM
- - bibliophile20   QUOTE "Vape, cold one."   Feb 23 2008, 03:31 PM
- - hobgoblin   err, where is that from?   Feb 23 2008, 03:58 PM
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|- - Kyoto Kid   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 23 2008, 09:12 AM) ...   Feb 24 2008, 09:30 PM
- - bibliophile20   QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Feb 23 2008, 10:58 AM)...   Feb 23 2008, 05:40 PM
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|- - Kanada Ten   QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 26 2008, 05:18 PM) ...   Feb 26 2008, 11:52 PM
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