Looking for a social male player for forum game Options

[sunnyside]

While I'm usually a Shadowrun GM but for a change of pace I'm running a forum game on an anime board. It's my own little simple game system and it's the sort of game where last night many players were fighting for their lives.

Today: beach party.

Also I should warn you the board in question is rated PG.

Anyway so my problem is that the male/female ratio is getting off. Too many girls. And these are younger players, so they're a little shy and emo. I'm having to work to bat them together since it's supposed to be a social game.

Anyway there are a lot of experienced, confidant, male players around here. So what I'm looking for is someone who I can use like a social homing missile.

As in I could say (or better yet not have to say), OK we've got a sad catgirl in snow over there that's being ignored. Go get her.

You'd probably be bouncing from person to person, or if you can accumulate a harem of PCs than fine.

It'd be nice if you'd be up for being used to advance the plot as well.

It's already a large group so I'm just looking for one person who could log in multiple times a day (because, really, this should be fun, if I wasn't the GM I'd already be doing it). Obviously liking anime is a plus with this crowd, but not required.