Bizarre Food Brand Ideas, Needs more NERPS Options

[hyzmarca]

So, at this moment, I'm having a rather strong craving for freeze-dried ice-cream, commonly marketed as astronaut ice cream, since it was originally developed for taking into space. (Incidentally, astronauts don't actually eat freeze-dried ice cream, preferring the real thing, which is still perfectly edible in zero-g environments).

So, this got me thingking about what astronaut food will be like in 2070, and somehow that train of thought led me to an odd idea.

Clone flesh and blood of famous Astronauts, add artificial flavors, freeze dry it, and market it as a premium snack food under the "astronaut food" label. Made with real astronaut.

You could have so many different varieties. Electric Buzz Aldrin, Blueberry Neil Armstrong, Coco John Glenn, and so much more.

Asside from the total insanity and high cost of this luxury food item, I have only two concerns. The freeze drying process kills microorgnisms so it is safe for metahumans to eat raw, but I must wonder if the freeze-drying process count as cooking (it's totally raw, but all the moisture is removed) for the purposes of ghoul consumption. And, of course, I must also wonder if vampires can sustain themselves with such dehydrated blood. Or would they have to mix it with water?

You see, the idea is to create a very expensive snack food that everyone of all ages and all HMHVV statuses can enjoy equally.


And, of course, it does need more NERPS.

I'm also hoping to get some more snack food ideas and other general NERPS.