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Mardrax
post Sep 15 2011, 05:19 PM
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(Because Seriously Mike gave me a Seriously Bad Idea.)

Life in this corporate world can be demanding. Your work hours preclude you from any kind of real socialising, and then when you do get out, all the people in the bar are the same boring chumps working in your company. The same people who never stop their flirting and charming in hopes of a promotion, a pay raise, a day off. The same managerial staff who think they know everything best while they don't know the first thing about your area of expertise.

It's enough to make you consider just dropping the pretense and not showing up for the saturday night after-work drinks at all anymore, isn't it? To just stay home in the company of... who? The gentle company of your VacuDrone Deluxe, happily scurrying along to keep your home meticulously clean, in case you ever bring a friend along? That sweet girl Cassandra from Snohomish Roses? She would be a treat to take home wouldn't she? You could even take her to the bar, and show her off to all those people caught in their drab lives. Her suntanned, freckled face cracking jokes at them, telling them how great it is to just jump into that creek and swim in the warm light of a sunday sunset. To lie on together on a rock, drying up in the last light of day. Cuddling up, and retiring to that charming little log cabin afterwards for an evening of shared comfort.

But you can't, can you? You can enjoy all these things with her, but you can't ever share it with them. Not unless they subscribe to your PAN first. She'll never step out of it and touch anyone without them wearing a set of trodes, and having someone who'll keep them from falling off of their barstool. Will she?

Well think again!

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- Mardrax   Bringing friends into the 2070s   Sep 15 2011, 05:19 PM
- - PresentPresence   Errata states Rating x 5000 for Mimic. Also, Extra...   Sep 15 2011, 05:27 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (PresentPresence @ Sep 15 2011, 07...   Sep 15 2011, 05:29 PM
- - Tymeaus Jalynsfein   Yep, My Cyberlogician used an Otomo for his girlfr...   Sep 15 2011, 05:28 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 15 2011, 07...   Sep 15 2011, 05:31 PM
|- - Seriously Mike   QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 15 2011, 07...   Sep 15 2011, 06:09 PM
|- - Stalag   QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 15 2011, 01...   Sep 20 2011, 06:40 PM
|- - Tymeaus Jalynsfein   QUOTE (Stalag @ Sep 20 2011, 11:40 AM) Ba...   Sep 20 2011, 06:51 PM
- - CanRay   You know, with people freaking out over TMs and AI...   Sep 15 2011, 06:17 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (CanRay @ Sep 15 2011, 08:17 PM) Yo...   Sep 15 2011, 06:28 PM
- - CanRay   Numbers two and three I can see. And, yeah, with ...   Sep 15 2011, 06:29 PM
- - Wiseman   Nicely done. Might have to NPC a really creepy ant...   Sep 15 2011, 08:54 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (Wiseman @ Sep 15 2011, 10:54 PM) N...   Sep 15 2011, 11:17 PM
- - Yerameyahu   I agree with CanRay. Canon says people *hate* this...   Sep 15 2011, 11:52 PM
- - CanRay   On the bright side, more people are working again...   Sep 16 2011, 01:23 AM
- - Shortstraw   Now I have to go and watch chobits again.   Sep 16 2011, 02:32 AM
- - Seriously Mike   Hmmm, am I understanding correctly that anthroform...   Sep 20 2011, 12:37 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (Seriously Mike @ Sep 20 2011, 02:3...   Sep 20 2011, 06:32 PM
|- - Stalag   QUOTE (Seriously Mike @ Sep 20 2011, 08:3...   Sep 20 2011, 06:42 PM
|- - Mardrax   QUOTE (Stalag @ Sep 20 2011, 08:42 PM) Sl...   Sep 20 2011, 06:44 PM
- - Shortstraw   you are correct sir   Sep 20 2011, 01:04 PM
- - Blitz66   TJ, you and I have a much different idea of ...   Sep 20 2011, 09:15 PM
|- - Tymeaus Jalynsfein   QUOTE (Blitz66 @ Sep 20 2011, 02:15 PM) T...   Sep 20 2011, 09:33 PM
- - ggodo   I'd hit that.   Sep 20 2011, 09:19 PM
- - Blitz66   So, basically, it's like having your girlfrien...   Sep 20 2011, 09:36 PM
- - Tymeaus Jalynsfein   QUOTE (Blitz66 @ Sep 20 2011, 02:36 PM) S...   Sep 20 2011, 09:45 PM


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