 Hall of shame, The stupidity of Shadowrunners. |
 Mar 22 2005, 02:45 PM
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We were hired to take out a witness against company A who was currently being held by rival company B, both of whom were in the chemical processing business.
Despite several comments by the GM ... The Troll who carried around a Panther assault cannon was caught on video. He decided not to even bother with a mask. The evil mage ™ left his signature of several high force spells in the facility. Any takers on how long these characters will live? As it is, my character (the third and final runner of the group who took the job) decided that living was the best decision and is skipping out of country, preferably to somewhere that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the UCAS for several months. And even then, I'm not quite sure how long she's going to live. |
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Westiex Hall of shame Mar 22 2005, 02:45 PM
Nikoli I give the Troll a few short days.
unless he goes ... Mar 22 2005, 02:41 PM Tanka Maybe you should look for a country that doesn... Mar 22 2005, 02:41 PM Fortune QUOTE (Nikoli) The Mage, I give a week, unless he ... Mar 22 2005, 02:54 PM Tarantula Indeed. It also depends on just how long it took ... Mar 22 2005, 02:56 PM Grinder Yeah, would work. As we know all troll look the sa... Mar 22 2005, 05:50 PM Aes A troll might think so though. They aren't exa... Mar 22 2005, 06:04 PM GrinderTheTroll PC throws an Incendiary grenade at Target.
Target... Mar 22 2005, 06:14 PM Shockwave_IIc A character with a Lauch Weapons skill of one usin... Mar 22 2005, 06:43 PM ShadowGhost Players facing off against a damaged, 4-meter tal... Mar 22 2005, 06:50 PM Kagetenshi I do want to point out that gunnery is always a Co... Mar 22 2005, 06:56 PM DragginSPADE QUOTE (Westiex)The Troll who carried around a Pant... Mar 22 2005, 07:07 PM Weredigo I'll agree... Troll is in danger of being Toa... Mar 22 2005, 07:29 PM CanvasBack So, this was back when Virtual Seattle was still k... Mar 22 2005, 07:54 PM ShadowGhost QUOTE (Kagetenshi) I do want to point out that gun... Mar 22 2005, 07:55 PM GrinderTheTroll QUOTE (ShadowGhost) They hate it when they've ... Mar 22 2005, 08:31 PM Weredigo I object to conscription the way a lobster objects... Mar 22 2005, 08:49 PM DragginSPADE QUOTE (Weredigo)I object to conscription the way a... Mar 22 2005, 10:30 PM Jrayjoker QUOTE (Weredigo) I object to conscription the way ... Mar 23 2005, 03:18 AM Weredigo nah, just a random "Thout of the day" ki... Mar 23 2005, 03:37 AM kerensky Group of PCs doing a recon on a medical clinic bef... Mar 23 2005, 04:14 AM Sandoval Smith Boiled down to the barest facts, I once had a PC a... Mar 23 2005, 05:25 AM Cain I've posted this one before, but it's been... Mar 23 2005, 05:45 AM DarkShade QUOTE (Westiex) We were hired to take out a witnes... Mar 23 2005, 09:05 AM Enigma Three players, two of whom are constantly copping ... Mar 23 2005, 12:38 PM Paul The players were hired to extract a lawyer type fe... Mar 23 2005, 07:17 PM wagnern off topic sorry
12 foot thick marble ceiling?? d... Mar 23 2005, 07:39 PM Charon QUOTE (Westiex @ Mar 22 2005, 09:45 AM) We we... Mar 23 2005, 09:38 PM Paul QUOTE (wagnern) off topic sorry
12 foot thick mar... Mar 23 2005, 10:17 PM Dawnshadow You don't take a weapon that was used against ... Mar 24 2005, 12:44 AM Edward I would expect the corp to file some paperwork req... Mar 24 2005, 03:53 AM Club QUOTE (Edward)
That response would be best for t... Mar 24 2005, 06:27 AM Edward i ment law inffocment.
sory
Edward Mar 24 2005, 07:01 AM Critias QUOTE I meant law enforcement.
Sorry.
Edward
Th... Mar 24 2005, 07:32 AM Nikoli Edward, no offense meant, but everytime I see your... Mar 24 2005, 02:18 PM Puck Wildhorse, M.D. It seems like everyone has a story about how the m... Mar 24 2005, 08:05 PM Nikoli Was teh guy hurt at all? Cause they don't lik... Mar 24 2005, 08:30 PM grendel Yeah, they dropped a concussion grenade into the b... Mar 24 2005, 08:41 PM Nikoli Oh, well then well played by the GM.
I've rea... Mar 24 2005, 08:42 PM Just Pete Another possible bone-head with that last one - at... Mar 24 2005, 09:28 PM DocMortand QUOTE (grendel) Yeah, they dropped a concussion gr... Mar 24 2005, 09:35 PM Puck Wildhorse, M.D. To answer Pete's question, yeah we thought of ... Mar 24 2005, 10:30 PM Sharaloth Can you give me a rules reminder on that concussio... Mar 24 2005, 10:36 PM Da9iel CODE ___________
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I need ... Mar 25 2005, 07:15 PM Puck Wildhorse, M.D. I think that a lot of stupid PC deaths are made be... Mar 25 2005, 07:42 PM Smiley QUOTE (Puck Wildhorse, M.D.) ...we soon got back t... Mar 25 2005, 08:31 PM LinaInverse QUOTE (Janus Wayfarer)The two weakest members of t... Mar 25 2005, 08:51 PM Edward QUOTE (Puck Wildhorse, M.D.)
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