 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 30-March 13 From: Calgary, AMC Member No.: 85,966  |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Apr 29 2013, 08:44 PM)  Five-and-a-half minutes longer than some men need... Wasn't that also shadowtalk in one of the books? QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Apr 29 2013, 09:06 PM) Give her a motivation, though - revenge is a powerful motivator. Track down the random scumbag who date-raped your new friend Orangepeel and visit nine circles of nine hells worth of torment upon their benighted souls. That, and the opportuinty to refer to a Great as "Orangepeel". |
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Apr 30 2013, 12:05 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 8,975 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Apr 29 2013, 10:34 PM) Also Leäl. Per Arsenal, top left of p77: Leäl is a less potent—and expensive—version of laés, and a popular date-rape drug among the Seattle club scene. Leäl has the same effects as laés, but the user only loses the last (120 – Body, minimum 100) minutes of memories; the duration is 5 x 1D6 minutes. Ah. I lost track of that one. -------------------- QUOTE (bowdown2q @ April 2 2011, 11:29 pm) Just about. |
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May 1 2013, 09:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 258 Joined: 20-December 12 Member No.: 66,005 |
2210: I am not allowed to make a toxic shaman whose mentor spirit is essentially Godzilla.
2210a.: Nor am I allowed to make his spirits take the form of certain popular kaijuu monsters. 2210b: Not even a toxic free spirit. 2210c: In fact, despite how awesome the idea is, no Godzilla at all. |
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May 1 2013, 02:07 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 13,819 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Godzilla Spirit is already canon.
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May 1 2013, 05:11 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Validating Posts: 2,492 Joined: 19-April 12 Member No.: 51,818 |
QUOTE (tasti man LH @ May 1 2013, 04:25 AM) 2210: I am not allowed to make a toxic shaman whose mentor spirit is essentially Godzilla. 2210a.: Nor am I allowed to make his spirits take the form of certain popular kaijuu monsters. 2210b: Not even a toxic free spirit. 2210c: In fact, despite how awesome the idea is, no Godzilla at all. 2210a(1): .... unless the PCs are allowed to pilot giant battle-robots in defense of all manki- oh, wait, that's a movie, not Shadowrun ... |
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May 1 2013, 06:14 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 13,819 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
2211: I'm not allowed to introduce GLaDOS into Shadowrun, even if she is crossing dimensions.
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May 1 2013, 06:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 443 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ May 1 2013, 11:14 AM) 2211: I'm not allowed to introduce GLaDOS into Shadowrun, even if she is crossing dimensions. 2211a: I'm not allowed to get Aperture Science or Black Mesa a seat on the Corporate Court. -------------------- QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Jan 29 2011, 05:40 PM) Indeed. You'll be a neon explosion in a fake moustache. :) |
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May 1 2013, 07:44 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 4,316 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
2212: I am not allowed to dig up famous or infamous historical people for any purpose, explicitly including but not limited to cloning them.
2212a: I am explicitly forbidden from cloning the following personages, the previous prohibition not being deemed strong enough: *Adolf Hitler *Josef Stalin *Genghis Khan *Napoleon (None of them) *The Duke of Wellington *Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth III of England *Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I of England **On second thought, nobody who has ever held any sort of regnal or noble title *Ragnar Lodbrok (even if it would require an act of herculean archaeology to determine if he was a real man in the first place, let alone to locate his mortal remains and extract viable DNA from them.) *Ötzi the Similaun Man *Freddie Mercury *Ozzie Ozzbourne **No other Legends of Rock, either. ***On second thought, no-one who has ever taken a stage in front of a paying crowd of fans *Teddy Roosevilt *Andrew Jackson **On second thought, no-one who has ever held the office of President of the United States of America or President of the United Canadian-American States of America ***On third thought, no elected or appointed representatives of any government ever *Albert Einstein *Werner von Braun **No Scientists, either, and that goes double for Nazis. *Dale Earnheardt (either Sr. or Jr.) *Richard Petty **No motorsports legends, peroid. ***That includes motorized stunt legends, so put Evil Kinevil back in his grave. -------------------- Runners are not going to work for less money than they could make by stealing a Ford Americar once every couple of weeks and having the group troll negotiate the sale to a chop shop. ~ mmu1
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Aug 30 2012, 01:18 AM) I think at this point, i'm just gonna chime in and say that the Weapon Mount rules are hella dumb. |
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May 1 2013, 09:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 396 Joined: 7-June 11 From: Virginia Beach, VA Member No.: 31,052 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ May 1 2013, 03:44 PM) 2212: I am not allowed to dig up famous or infamous historical people for any purpose, explicitly including but not limited to cloning them. 2212a: I am explicitly forbidden from cloning the following personages, the previous prohibition not being deemed strong enough: *Adolf Hitler *Josef Stalin *Genghis Khan *Napoleon (None of them) *The Duke of Wellington *Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth III of England *Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I of England **On second thought, nobody who has ever held any sort of regnal or noble title *Ragnar Lodbrok (even if it would require an act of herculean archaeology to determine if he was a real man in the first place, let alone to locate his mortal remains and extract viable DNA from them.) *Ötzi the Similaun Man *Freddie Mercury *Ozzie Ozzbourne **No other Legends of Rock, either. ***On second thought, no-one who has ever taken a stage in front of a paying crowd of fans *Teddy Roosevilt *Andrew Jackson **On second thought, no-one who has ever held the office of President of the United States of America or President of the United Canadian-American States of America ***On third thought, no elected or appointed representatives of any government ever *Albert Einstein *Werner von Braun **No Scientists, either, and that goes double for Nazis. *Dale Earnheardt (either Sr. or Jr.) *Richard Petty **No motorsports legends, peroid. ***That includes motorized stunt legends, so put Evil Kinevil back in his grave. I move to strike this entire entry, unless a provisional exception is added for Sean Connery. I would also like to specifically add Super Dave to the list of people forbidden to be cloned. -------------------- Because all men are secretly gay. - Draco18
Sometimes, I'm openly joyous. - pbangarth One time, I was briefly jubilant. I think everyone experiments with optimism once in college, though. - MikeKozar http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=29958 |
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May 1 2013, 10:09 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 13,819 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
What about Prime Ministers of Canada? A drinking contest with Sir John A. MacDonald would be AWESOME!
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May 1 2013, 10:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 443 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
2212b: I am not allowed to have the departed soul of any of said personages as an ally spirit.
-------------------- QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Jan 29 2011, 05:40 PM) Indeed. You'll be a neon explosion in a fake moustache. :) |
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May 2 2013, 03:34 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 9 Joined: 15-February 13 Member No.: 74,229 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ May 1 2013, 05:09 PM) What about Prime Ministers of Canada? A drinking contest with Sir John A. MacDonald would be AWESOME! Then the German publishers will bring out his contemporary von Bismarck in their corner. I think between the two of them they could drink most trolls under the table. |
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May 2 2013, 04:16 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 13,819 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (dertechie @ May 1 2013, 10:34 PM) Then the German publishers will bring out his contemporary von Bismarck in their corner. I think between the two of them they could drink most trolls under the table. Trolls? Dear person, I believe you underestimate these highly important people.DRAGONS. |
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May 2 2013, 04:17 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 522 Joined: 3-April 11 Member No.: 26,658 |
2213: I am not allowed to shoot the unconscious immortal elf in the head just to test the limits of her immortality.
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May 2 2013, 05:38 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 4,316 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (Rubic @ May 1 2013, 05:41 PM) I move to strike this entire entry, unless a provisional exception is added for Sean Connery. I would also like to specifically add Super Dave to the list of people forbidden to be cloned. QUOTE (CanRay @ May 1 2013, 06:09 PM) What about Prime Ministers of Canada? A drinking contest with Sir John A. MacDonald would be AWESOME! Awesomeness cannot be cloned. It is as much if not more nurture, environment, and circumstance, as nature. Such an endeavor is doomed to failure, only tears can result. This is why it is forbidden. QUOTE (Seerow @ May 2 2013, 12:17 AM) 2213: I am not allowed to shoot the unconscious immortal elf in the head just to test the limits of her immortality. "Ageless Elf" just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? -------------------- Runners are not going to work for less money than they could make by stealing a Ford Americar once every couple of weeks and having the group troll negotiate the sale to a chop shop. ~ mmu1
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Aug 30 2012, 01:18 AM) I think at this point, i'm just gonna chime in and say that the Weapon Mount rules are hella dumb. |
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May 2 2013, 06:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 434 Joined: 23-March 10 From: Japan Member No.: 18,343 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ May 2 2013, 02:38 PM) "Ageless Elf" just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? I'm really glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read this... My monitor would have shorted out. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) -------------------- -D
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, lead. |
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