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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 7 2005, 03:17 AM
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QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
A Great Dragon launcher and at least two ATGMs.
A bottle of hard liquor.

1 .45 automatic
2 boxes of ammunition
4 days' concentrated emergency rations
1 drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
1 miniature Russian phrasebook and bible
100 dollars in rubles
100 dollars in gold
9 packs of chewing gum
1 issue of prophylactics
3 lipsticks
3 pairs of nylon stockings

~J

Just one issue of prophylactics? I would bring much more than that, just incase we need to repopulate the planet.





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Fresno Bob
post Oct 7 2005, 03:18 AM
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And condoms are the way to do that.
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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 7 2005, 03:44 AM
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And condoms are the way to do that.

Yes, that's the joke.
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post Oct 7 2005, 03:49 AM
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That was also Chandler's line after Joey said the bit about needing condoms to repopulate the earth.
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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 7 2005, 03:51 AM
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That was also Chandler's line after Joey said the bit about needing condoms to repopulate the earth.

exactly.
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post Oct 7 2005, 03:54 AM
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Glad that we're on the same page.
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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 7 2005, 04:02 AM
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Glad that we're on the same page.

indeed.
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post Oct 7 2005, 05:31 AM
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In the trunk of my car I have what I call an "All-Inclusive Emergency Kit"

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A bottle of Vodka(Half-Full)


Been dipping into it a bit? :D ;)
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post Oct 7 2005, 06:56 AM
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I have a lot of emergencies that are best handled slightly loaded.
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post Oct 7 2005, 07:35 AM
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As do I. Most depressing, for a teetotaler.

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post Oct 7 2005, 08:27 AM
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I have a lot of emergencies that are best handled slightly loaded.

Most emergencies are best handled very loaded.
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post Oct 7 2005, 09:38 AM
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QUOTE (blakkie @ Oct 6 2005, 09:59 PM)
...as long as they aren't white leather worn after Labour Day.

I don't get that either. Every day is after Labor Day. Even Labor day is after all of the previous Labor days.

its simple avoid white leather, it's trashy.
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post Oct 7 2005, 05:52 PM
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I think its actually that you're not supposed to wear white shoes between Labor Day and Memorial Day.

And I think the rule is "Leather that isn't a jacket looks trashy"
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:01 PM
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There is nothing wrong with leather pants. This IS shadowrun after all.
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:12 PM
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Leather boots and whips are never out of style (although white ones might be).
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:40 PM
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...as long as they aren't white leather worn after Labour Day.

<Moi? Commit such a fashion faux pas? I would never do that, boychek. Besides, darling, white just totally clashes with my stealth check.>

--LeelaG (translated from Croatian)
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post Oct 7 2005, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (Voorhees @ Oct 7 2005, 12:56 AM)
I have a lot of emergencies that are best handled slightly loaded.

Most emergencies are best handled very loaded.

<...that is what the case of Scrumpy is for...>

--LeelaG (translated from Croatian)
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post Oct 8 2005, 12:29 AM
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Leather boots and whips are never out of style (although white ones might be).

Yep yep

Leather should only be black and preferably skin tight. :love:
Whips are good too. Have you been peering at my current character concept?
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post Oct 8 2005, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE (nezumi @ Oct 7 2005, 09:12 PM)
Leather boots and whips are never out of style (although white ones might be).

Yep yep

Leather should only be black and preferably skin tight. :love:
Whips are good too. Have you been peering at my current character concept?

<Never anything less boychik, That way it keeps from snagging on sharp corners & such. Not much into the Whips thing though, I find a Gyro Jet round to be much more effective.>

LeelaG (Translated from Croatian)
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post Oct 8 2005, 01:18 AM
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Yes maybe gyrojets are more effective. But in this case there is such a thing as too much. I like to be able to enjoy the feeling not have require medicare.
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post Oct 8 2005, 02:36 AM
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Yes maybe gyrojets are more effective. But in this case there is such a thing as too much. I like to be able to enjoy the feeling not have require medicare.

<I didn't mean it that way...something must be amiss with my Mnemonic Enhancer, I thought we were talking about combat *giggle*>

(translated from Croatian)

LeelaG

[Note, see my post in the thread "A Foreign Concept" concerning the kid, she's a little...odd]

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post Oct 8 2005, 05:01 AM
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This isn't an RP thread.
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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 8 2005, 08:45 AM
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This isn't an RP thread.

people use humor in that manner all the time, giving a tip of the hat to the world we fantasize so much about... no harm no foul.


just curious, are you a mod?
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post Oct 8 2005, 10:07 AM
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hey when was I roleplaying? :D
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post Oct 8 2005, 10:56 AM
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Who needs an expensive bolthole?

Rent a prostitute, go to her hotel room.

A) When bad guy finds you: He will kick down door, announce self, talk a little bit, and then shoot the prostitute to remove witnesses.

Use this time to grab the pistol under your pillow and blast his brains onto the back wall.

Take his gear and her money... transaction successful.

B) If bad guy does not find you, kill the hooker and take her money... transaction successful.

C) If bad guy is in multiple armored units, you fragged up to much elsewhere and you're on your own... transaction successful for GM.
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