 [SR in RL] Origins of lethal biofeedback?, Black Hammer's non-simsense ancestor. |
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364  |
Microsoft's early, non-simsense attempts at software generated biofeeback: the WE-SYP Smart Chair
[edit]Link fixed.[/edit] This post has been edited by RunnerPaul: Nov 9 2005, 04:04 AM |
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Nov 9 2005, 03:52 AM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
file doesnt work
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Nov 9 2005, 04:03 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364 |
Argh. It worked on the post preview. Try this link instead.
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Nov 9 2005, 10:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 276 Joined: 4-September 04 Member No.: 6,628 |
Didn't work in Media Player Classic. Had to use the new, ugh, Windows Media Player.
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Nov 9 2005, 01:54 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
wow... imagine the possible uses with elf p0rn.....
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Nov 9 2005, 02:00 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Only the S&M kind...
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Nov 9 2005, 02:20 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
well, in it's current incarnation yes... but replace the needles with something more...pleaseing...
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Nov 9 2005, 06:52 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Banned Posts: 3,732 Joined: 1-September 05 From: Prague, Czech Republic Member No.: 7,665 |
It would be like the burgerking chicken. Only with elves. And pr0n.
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Nov 10 2005, 02:40 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,283 Joined: 17-May 05 Member No.: 7,398 |
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It is a joke, right? I've read articles that Microsoft is losing some of its better engineers to Google, so this sort of thing seems like a distinctively bad idea on their part if it isn't. Besides which, I'm pretty sure that actually doing this would be a violation of multiple laws. |
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Nov 10 2005, 03:48 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
I'm 98.8% sure that it is, in fact, a joke.
Still, wait until you next get a winDOH!s crash. If you get the "poke 'em, shock 'em, or hammer 'em" box go for it. Me? Unless I can see that there's something the hammer is likely to smash their heads into, I'm going for the pokey-poke. |
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Nov 10 2005, 06:07 AM
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That's is the big question, isn't it? I thought Microsoft wasn't supposed to have a sense of humor. |
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