 Stupid lines NOT to say in Shadowrun?, Real or just thought up now. |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853  |
" I've never been hit by lethal round"
Then my PC was peppered by Gel rounds and knocked out by the gel rounds. |
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Dec 18 2005, 03:42 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 289 Joined: 20-February 04 From: in the matrix Member No.: 6,091 |
some player said this in one of the games I am currently playing...
"if you can not be stealthy, be crazy..." dx |
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Dec 18 2005, 05:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 21-December 04 Member No.: 6,893 |
"Well, it's the weakest of these "Great Dragon" things. We've killed dozens of 'em D&D; how hard could it be to take it on"
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Dec 18 2005, 06:23 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 715 Joined: 4-September 05 From: Metaplane GEPLK136 (The one with the lizards. You remember the lizards, don't you?) Member No.: 7,684 |
"Wait here until I get back"
Nothing ever works out after those words are uttered. |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 668 Joined: 15-February 05 From: Ontario, Canada Member No.: 7,086 |
"Get down here you foul smelling, overgrown wyrven-copulating lizard!"
Actually said. Cannot be ruled suicide -- the character survived. Could be ruled "attempted suicide". Did succeed in ticking off the dragon... even got him to pay attention to the swordsman mostly. Just didn't drive him beyond remembering that he can cast spells. |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:25 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
"Your mother was a komodo and your father smelt of elderberries!"
That might've worked. ^_^ |
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Dec 18 2005, 08:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 668 Joined: 15-February 05 From: Ontario, Canada Member No.: 7,086 |
Lofwyr was laughing? (He's been hiding in my character's head) All of these were directed at Alamais. That was the set that Alamais didn't tune out.
I mean.. you can't use the parentage and such... you'd have to spend half your time appeasing the dragon inside your head... Really.. it almost worked. It's just that he had 2 sets of flame and one powerbolt directed at him, as well as the melee. |
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Dec 18 2005, 11:42 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 105 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,010 |
"Lemme roll my Demolition skill <dice clatter> ....shit...."
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Dec 18 2005, 11:43 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
A classic :)
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Dec 19 2005, 04:28 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 15-April 04 Member No.: 6,248 |
"Who farted?!" as a ghoul snuck up behind him.
"That's odd... what are all of those little red dotts doing on the back of your head?" my npc asked the pc at night in an alleyway before ambushed by Fuchi. "Haha you idiots!!! I still have another!! ... Pc yelled as his left arm was taken of by a panther cannon. "Here kitty, kitty... What the hells your problem Cork Screw?!!", turns to face him, "Its just a stupid cat!" Said right before getting mualed by the taliscat. |
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Dec 19 2005, 05:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 105 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,010 |
"What happens if I fart on your Fire Elemental?"
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Dec 19 2005, 05:29 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 109 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Tir Tarngiere Member No.: 4,353 |
As anyone who has seeen Alien knows, once you've said this, you're screwed. |
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Dec 24 2005, 07:33 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 349 Joined: 28-January 05 From: Phoenix, Arizona Member No.: 7,030 |
The one I always wait for from new players...
"I Wish..." Tis how deals with the devil begin... |
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Dec 24 2005, 08:24 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
"What do I roll to see what I roll"
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Dec 24 2005, 08:26 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
" no problem, my vindicator has EX ammo"
later "wadda you mean the fire elemental is engulfing me!?" |
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Dec 26 2005, 05:54 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 15-April 04 Member No.: 6,248 |
Had an NPC who just happened to be standing next to a PC roll a critical glitch while trying to throw a grenade. The Lone Star officer stopped firing at the group and yelled, "It's not pull the grenade and throw the pin retard!". Gues that is more lines you don't want to hear rather than not say.
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Dec 30 2005, 08:52 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,032 Joined: 6-August 04 Member No.: 6,543 |
What could go wrong?
I have this countless times before. Come with me if you want live. I am not in it for the money I am in for th thrills |
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Dec 30 2005, 09:56 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Nice Lone Star cop.
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Dec 30 2005, 10:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
oh a Classic.
The Scene a sports bar, the player in question retarded and the quote. "The Seattle screamers blow donkey goat" **insert beatings now** |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:03 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 15-April 04 Member No.: 6,248 |
"If Mr. Johnson said it, then it must be true!!" a pc on his first run. Actually it was his first time playing SR.
" What do you get when you cross a whore with a devil rat? Yo momma, hahahaha!!" had a pc say this to the mob Don he ran into while on a run. "If he dies can I eat him?" a ghoul pc asked this question about fallen comrade while on a run. As the team did not know he was a ghoul, the question did not go over to good with the rest of the team. |
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Dec 31 2005, 09:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 775 Joined: 31-March 05 From: florida Member No.: 7,273 |
this actually happened in game:
Me: I hit the elemental with a spirit blast Maximum force deadly GM: the fire elemental shrugs off the spirit blast, materializes, and engulfs you. Me: Drek Rigger: How many white phosforus grenades have you picked up? me: Oh Drek! Sam: How many bodies are surrounding you with grenades on their harnesses? me: Frag GM: do you want me to roll object resistance? Me: why bother, i'm gonna blow anyway, might as well take something with me. I pull the pins on all my grenades. GM: the rest of you notice DW wave farewell then mumble something about Goreman being an a$$h0le before he blows up. The spreading fire makes the 30 bodies around him also erupt white phosforus going everywhere. Hooper-Nelson? Me: Nah, i just wanted to go out with a bang. |
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Dec 31 2005, 09:51 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,283 Joined: 17-May 05 Member No.: 7,398 |
This is when you invoke the Hand of God rule.
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Dec 31 2005, 08:28 PM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
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Jan 2 2006, 12:23 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Did the resulting explosion at least take out the elemental? That's an awfully high power rating, even for immunity.
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Jan 2 2006, 01:46 AM
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The back-up plan Group: Retired Admins Posts: 8,423 Joined: 15-January 03 From: San Diego Member No.: 3,910 |
Tisoz--
Hooper Nelson Optional Rule: SR3, p.248 Effectively you permanently burn karma to lower your TN. The TN should start above 12 and cannot be lowered below 8. |
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