 Diary Of A Madman’s Lab Rat, Emo's campaign from a player's POV |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448  |
Which means we are far beyond Orochimaru's possibilities, thus, owning him with ease.
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Apr 26 2006, 07:59 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Computers: leveling the playing field against ninjas since the invention of Eniac.
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Apr 26 2006, 09:01 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
But according to the recording industry the Internet is full of Pirates, therfore Pirates are at home on comupters, ergo edge Pirates :)
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Apr 26 2006, 09:45 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
But there ARE ninjas; we just don't have high enough perception to find them. They are there; they are awesome, and therefore must exist.
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Apr 27 2006, 06:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
I eat ninjas for breakfast.
Only on the weekends, though, because of the cholesterol. |
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Apr 27 2006, 10:39 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,150 Joined: 19-December 05 From: Rhein-Ruhr Megaplex Member No.: 8,081 |
I have the proof. |
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Apr 27 2006, 01:35 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
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Apr 27 2006, 03:38 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE NINJA BUT A NINJA!!! |
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Apr 27 2006, 04:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
That's right, I used my hidden ninja skills to out-ninja him. My awesomeness was way beyond his.
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Apr 27 2006, 04:29 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
So... the fact that you got his stuff shows that YOU are ninja!!! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
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Apr 27 2006, 04:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
I also can fly at 582 km/h, well, at least my character in SR. That should make the ninjas jealous.
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Apr 27 2006, 06:17 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
How does he do that?
And how does that help you defeat a ninja and take his mask? |
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Apr 28 2006, 02:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
High force spirit sustaining movement power on him, plus levitation in a sustaining focus. Well, I just had to tell the ninja that and he was so depressed of being out-awesomed that he decided to commit suicide. |
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Apr 28 2006, 06:59 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Did he commit seppuku with a frisbee?
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Apr 29 2006, 07:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,448 |
Multiple times.
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Apr 30 2006, 01:22 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
So ninjas DO die multiple times.
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Apr 30 2006, 01:46 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
Which proves that ninjas are cowards, because the brave die but one.
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May 2 2006, 10:27 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Their committing seppuku with a frisbee is symbolic of their terminal obsession with their inability to fly. There could be no more fitting death for them.
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May 3 2006, 11:55 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
:rotfl:
Every time I read this (or other threads of emo samurai) I have to lol. Thank you for bringing so much fun into my days. :) |
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May 3 2006, 12:35 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,000 Joined: 17-November 05 From: Halifax, Canada Member No.: 7,975 |
Remind me never to play frisbee with Emo's ninja's... I like to keep my hands intact... ;)
Or maybe I could play, as long as I bring along a reinforced chainmail glove to compensate for the blade.... |
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May 3 2006, 02:09 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Have you ever read Real Ultimate Power, the Ultimate Ninja Page? That's where I draw most of my ninja humor. It is fucking awesome.
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May 4 2006, 08:31 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
No doubt about it. :D
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Sep 7 2006, 02:17 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
THREAD RESURRECTION!!!! |<14|<7U \/312474 |\|1C7|_|!
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Sep 7 2006, 06:09 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,556 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle Member No.: 98 |
... for what purpose?
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Sep 7 2006, 06:14 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715 |
Ugh. Not only do I understand emo, but I get the joke. I think something may be wrong with me. :P Just teasin', emo. |
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