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 Apr 20 2006, 02:50 AM
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Shooting Target  Group: Validating Posts: 1,618 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Montevideo, Uruguay. Member No.: 3,992  |
A BTL feed that makes you see the entirety of The Simple Life in a matter of minutes. If you're really cruel, switch the show to an Argentinean soap opera.
Your turn. :P |
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Apr 20 2006, 02:56 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
you are locked in a small room with a politcal radical, you are only let out when you get them to admitt their is any flaw in their logic.
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Apr 20 2006, 02:59 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 27-January 05 From: ...and I'm all out of bubblegum Member No.: 7,021 |
Are they like Mexican telenovellas? If so, that's some rough stuff.
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Apr 20 2006, 03:00 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,353 Joined: 5-June 02 Member No.: 2,840 |
Hmmm...
I can't think of one on my own right now, but I'll put one ingenious one I remember reading from a White Wolf games quotes page (it was originally a Harrowing in "Wraith: The Oblivion"): "Imagine you're in the sweetest car ever made. Bright candy-apple red, turbo-powered, sleek-looking. Imagine there's a straightaway in front of you, extending as far as the eye can see. No stop lights or stop signs, no cops. Now imagine there's speed bumps placed on the road, ever two feet or so, for the entire straightaway. Think about that for a half hour till I get back." Make a simsense feed of that, and it could be good. |
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Apr 20 2006, 03:26 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
BTL loop of having sex...but never being able to achieve orgasm.
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Apr 20 2006, 03:27 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,353 Joined: 5-June 02 Member No.: 2,840 |
Instead of "Black Death" - "Blue Balls!" :P |
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Apr 20 2006, 03:31 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
I take it that killing them isn't an option. Save you, them and the world a lot of trouble. |
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Apr 20 2006, 03:41 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Validating Posts: 1,618 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Montevideo, Uruguay. Member No.: 3,992 |
See, the Brazilians are masters of the telenovelas. They're the best in Latin America, hands down, and comparable to some of the (good) stuff coming out of North America and Europe. Then you have Colombian shows, which are gaining a reputation for growing out of the cliche and (gasp!) breaking the mold with mature themes. Then you have Mexico and Venezuela, which produce slick, brainless shows with the most stupid plots you can imagine. The worst racial and class biases are constantly displayed. They do know how to make them look shiny and pretty, though. And then, far below them, you have Argentinean TV. Oh, there are a few good TV shows (get CQC - Caiga Quien Caiga, which was doing what Jon Stewart does years ago), but 99% of the soap operas are Mexican and Venezuelan wannabes. Every time you see more than 15 seconds of them, a little part of your soul shrivels and dies. |
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Apr 20 2006, 03:55 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Find the original versions of every movie from MST3K (with out the robot) and put them all into a single into a 10-second BTL. Loop for several hours.
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Apr 20 2006, 04:04 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
MST3K?
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Apr 20 2006, 04:05 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 176 Joined: 7-September 05 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 7,706 |
Yeah, but da girlies on those telenovelas are hawt. I'd watch'em just for the girls. Hell i'd watch most of the latin shows for the girls... Anywho |
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Apr 20 2006, 04:23 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,353 Joined: 5-June 02 Member No.: 2,840 |
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Awesome show that used to run first on Comedy Central, then the Sci-Fi Channel. The plot consisted of an average joe kinda guy and two robots being forced to watch TERRIBLE movies (like "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" and "Prince of Space") by a psycho woman. To keep their sanity, the two robots and the guy offered some hilarious commentary, usually on how shitty the movies were. |
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Apr 20 2006, 04:35 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
It isn't human!!! Kill it with fire.
To elaborate, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a show about a guy is is traped on a space station called The Satellite of Love against his will and forced to watch some of the worst movies ever made as part of an experminent to determine how much bad cinema a human mind can withstand before going stark raving bonkers. In order to help preserve his sanity he created a number of sentient AI robots as companions but cannot control when the movies begin or end. He and two of his robot pals try to make lemonade out of lemons by making fun of the movies they watch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MST3K It has 198 episodes. Imagine being forced to watch 198 of the worst movies ever made (Including Manos: The Hand of Fate) and take them seriously. And since this BLT lasts 10 second real time it has 6 loops a minute and 360 loops per hour. 71280 screenings of the worst movies ever made without a break. That'll destroy anyone. |
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Apr 20 2006, 04:39 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
You don't already? |
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Apr 20 2006, 05:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 176 Joined: 7-September 05 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 7,706 |
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No, i gets outa work around 2 in da mowning. nothing on cept Adult Swim, some crap on Sci-Fi or G4, or infomercials. By the time i wakes up i needs to pick up me girls from school and all they wanna watch is disney, annie, or elmo. |
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Apr 20 2006, 05:34 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
I've seen it, just didn't recognize it in acronym form. Well, I've seen half of one episode. That show on repeat could definitely be classified as torture.
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Apr 20 2006, 05:49 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
... At least you can watch World Cup games on Telemundo or Univision live this summer. BTW, if you get a chance, I suggest watching Rebelde. It's like The OC, only with better stories. Plus it's on every day instead of weekly. It is, to be blunt, the shit. I mean, seriously. How can you not watch this cast every afternoon? |
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Apr 20 2006, 10:07 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
get target's daughter ( this one required target to have 2 daughters)
Rape girl to death.... correction have someone who will enjoy it rape girl to death, while connected to Full-X Simrig :eek: Clean up BTL recording, and enhance enjoyment and addiction sections Use on target, repeat until completely desensitized, until all moral compunctions about raping daughter to death are gone and only the joy of it remains. Let target loose in room with other daughter. Let wifey catch them just as girl dies. |
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Apr 20 2006, 10:34 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
And then?
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Apr 20 2006, 12:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 29-March 06 From: Quebec, Canada Member No.: 8,415 |
Isn't it supposed to be darkly funny? There is nothing funny (to say the least) about rape. Not at all.
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Apr 20 2006, 01:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668 |
I agree. buzz kill.
To come back. be starved for two days. then have the ingredients for all your favoirte meals laid out before you, and told they will be cooked. correctly, by a naked lepper. |
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Apr 20 2006, 01:30 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 80 Joined: 9-January 06 Member No.: 8,143 |
unless it's a clown... I'm sorry, that was in poor taste. |
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Apr 20 2006, 01:43 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
hell yeah, clowns arn't funny, they just freakish and wrong.
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Apr 20 2006, 02:55 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
Hey. My ex told me that going down on a clown tasted funny and no the thread said for dark humor OR torture was working out ways to make somebody suffer, and that was the 7th worst I could come up with |
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Apr 20 2006, 03:30 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Have the poor unfortunate interrogated by someone with an Alex Trebeck personafix.
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