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 [RL] Decorated security devices, Look at the cute smily face camera! |
 May 4 2006, 03:00 AM
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Running Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,401 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Honolulu, HI Member No.: 6,099  |
A minigun that pops out of its concealed nook and scans the room periodically, would be an excellent motivator :)
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May 4 2006, 03:09 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
It would motivate me to arrange my own extraction. :(
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May 4 2006, 06:51 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,401 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Honolulu, HI Member No.: 6,099 |
AHA! We caught you voicing disloyal thoughts! All part of the cunning plan! |
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May 4 2006, 06:57 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
*minigun trains over to James McMurray and beeps loudly, the red light flashing on and the barrels spinning up, spitting out an obscene amount of lead that chopes right through cubical walls, body armor, and vitals.
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May 4 2006, 12:54 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,546 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hmm... Shadowdragon brings up a good point. It would certainly encourage people to sit farther apart from each other. I'd hate to sit on the other side of the cubicle wall from James.
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May 4 2006, 03:07 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Because a minigun would work so much better at increasing productivity than stimulant laced water & snacks, years of low level pscyhotropic loyalty conditioning piped therough the company intranet directly in to corporate brains, periodic contests and give aways of things like extra vacation days that cost the company very little, the occasional performance bonus, and keeping them cocooned in a corporate enclave where the only outside world they see is the bad stuff happening on the news.
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