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ludomastro
post Apr 29 2006, 04:08 PM
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I was flipping through my forth edition last night and my four-year-old twins jumped in my lap to "read" with me. At that time I was looking over some of the sample characters and I found the responses interesting:

Bounty Hunter: Monster with knife

Combat Mage: Monster with boo-boo (pointing at the magic)

Covert Ops Specialist: "I don't know what that is."

Drone Rigger: Monster

Enforcer: Monster

Face: "That's a mommy!"

Gunslinger Adept: "That's a mommy!"

Hacker: Monster

Occult Investigator: "That's you, Daddy!" (I look nothing like this guy.)

Radical Eco-Shamman: "That's a mommy!"

Smuggler: "That's a mommy!"

Sprawl Ganger: "That's a baseball Monster with a bat! Look, Daddy, that will give you a boo-boo." (pointing at the spikes on the bat)

Street Samurai: Monster

Street Shaman: Scary Monster

Technomancer: "That's a mommy!"

Weapons Specialist: "That's a mommy!"

Just thought that you would all get a kick out of that.
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post Apr 29 2006, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE
That's a mommy!


:rotfl:
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post Apr 29 2006, 05:28 PM
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I made my TM by taking the sample TM and making some very small changes. I'm a mommy and I didn't even know it!
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post Apr 29 2006, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (FanGirl)

I'm a mommy and I didn't even know it!


My wife is a stay-at-home-mom (and she loves it) and most of the women in the neighborhood are too, so I guess that female = mom to my boys.
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post Apr 29 2006, 06:04 PM
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Finally, someone else thinks single moms who run the shadows to suport their kids make good characters, too.
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post Apr 29 2006, 07:22 PM
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but for optimum appeal to the target audience and considering the demographics of the select audience members it's more preferable to have hot young ladies with killer skills either in magic, combat, or at computers. The appeal degrades when they have a kid because it means that the female is... ok, I'll quit with the joke now since some of y'all probably think I was serious. :-P
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
but for optimum appeal to the target audience and considering the demographics of the select audience members it's more preferable to have hot young ladies with killer skills either in magic, combat, or at computers. The appeal degrades when they have a kid because it means that the female is...


Experienced? Experience is good. It means less fumbling and more fun.
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:50 PM
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Easy? that's good too.
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post Apr 29 2006, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE (VR2.0 p8)
>>>>>(The install routines ask for the student's family structure. Renraku didn't seem to have a branch in the logic for "in-vitro conceived offspring of lesbian mother living with urban tribe." Apparently this thing thinks I'm a widow.)<<<<<
--Mom On The Run (21:05:37/7-10-55)
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post Apr 29 2006, 11:25 PM
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ah, that part of VR2.0 is just incredibly fun to read :wobble:
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post Apr 30 2006, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE (Ancient History)
QUOTE (VR2.0 p8)
>>>>>(The install routines ask for the student's family structure. Renraku didn't seem to have a branch in the logic for "in-vitro conceived offspring of lesbian mother living with urban tribe." Apparently this thing thinks I'm a widow.)<<<<<
--Mom On The Run (21:05:37/7-10-55)

Thank you AH, I was just thinking that. It always suprises me how many people remember Mom on the Run. I'm actually using her in a game right now, as part of a group setting up a new Shadowland node. People took one look at the handle and went "hey!" It'll be fun too, because I'm including her kid, who is now in her teens. Hope I got the appx time line right.
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post Apr 30 2006, 12:19 AM
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given the time stamp on what AH posted, and assuming a relative newborn when she made the post, and assuming you are running an SR4 game, then yes, a 15-17 year old is like the age of the child
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post Apr 30 2006, 12:36 AM
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The posters in the SBs are really what makes the SR universe work for me.

From the tidbits of information, to the flamewars, to the hints of SOMETHING BIG (usually involving Dunkelzahn or Harlequin) going on, to the quirks of folks like Laughing Bandit, those posts just bring the world to life.
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post Apr 30 2006, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE (Aku)
given the time stamp on what AH posted, and assuming a relative newborn when she made the post, and assuming you are running an SR4 game, then yes, a 15-17 year old is like the age of the child

I'm doing 4th edition. Figured she wouldn't have the deck until about 3, so I put her at just turning 18.
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post Apr 30 2006, 01:12 AM
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Kids are so cute at that age. Then they become moody, obnoxious a-hole teenagers.
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post Apr 30 2006, 01:16 AM
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That happens way before 15-18. At least in my family. :)
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post Apr 30 2006, 02:13 AM
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its the net, it exposes them to how badly messed up the world is...

still, i think its better to expose them to it then shelter them from it. atleast the former will hopefully prepare them for living it in on their own, unless the idea makes them open up a vein or something.

hmm, given that dunks gone, whats the matrix-name for ghostwalker? or does he not care for the new tech?
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post Apr 30 2006, 02:17 AM
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Ghostwalker / Ghost in the Machine, Glitterfrost (Neither are confirmed) / Icewing, Doll-Maker
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post Apr 30 2006, 02:48 AM
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either he has some issues just settling on one name (darn picky dragons) or some freelancers jsut don't agree (or read each other's stuff, although I doubt that's it)
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post Apr 30 2006, 02:50 AM
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cute. looking forward to reading the sourcebooks.
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post Apr 30 2006, 02:53 AM
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I asked my 5 year old son the same questions, here are his answers:

Bounty Hunter: Werewolf with a thing

Combat Mage: An Alien

Covert ops: Girl

Drone Rigger: Soldier

Enforcer: Soldier with bones

Face: Girl

Gunslinger: Girl with a shotgun and guns

Hacker: A guy

Occult investigator: A guy with fire and a thing

Eco-shaman: Girl

Smuggler: Girl with a bike

Ganger: a dead guy

Street Samurai: Undead guy with a sword

Street Shaman: Zombie guy

Technomancer: Girl

Weapons Specialist: Girl with guns

so, there you go.
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post Apr 30 2006, 04:14 AM
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hehe, maybe you should have him checked for early hormone development? looks like he cant get past the girl think on most of the female archtypes.

still, i like his interpetation of the street shaman and samurai, oh and the ganger :rofl:
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post Apr 30 2006, 04:18 AM
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"Dead guy?"
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post Apr 30 2006, 04:46 AM
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QUOTE (Squinky)
Street Samurai: Undead guy with a sword

your 5 year old acutally said "undead" :eek:

The things they do pick up.. hehe
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post Apr 30 2006, 05:17 AM
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Dude, Fistandantilus, we must be getting old.

Kids, these days...
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