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post May 9 2006, 08:46 PM
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Deja Vu, anyone? :P
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Kanada Ten
post May 9 2006, 08:52 PM
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That's so wrong, I just might have to buy some.
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post May 9 2006, 08:59 PM
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Careful; one of the side effects may be euphoria.
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post May 9 2006, 09:20 PM
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Mmmmmm Amber-Gel
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El_Machinae
post May 9 2006, 10:00 PM
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A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat.

In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.

No ... really
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stevebugge
post May 9 2006, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE (El_Machinae)
A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat.

In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.

No ... really

To bad he didn't have BBQ for lunch, then we could have called it "Jurassic Pork"
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post May 9 2006, 10:23 PM
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You're going to hell for that.
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post May 9 2006, 10:38 PM
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"Hey down here!, I smell BBQ!" "D'oh! there's pineapple in the coleslaw!"
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post May 9 2006, 11:17 PM
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*blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it.
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post May 9 2006, 11:42 PM
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It will be the last sample of non-human left meat on Earth.

And what the hell is Amber-Gel? I never read Queen Euphoria.
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post May 9 2006, 11:59 PM
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[ Spoiler ]
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post May 10 2006, 12:02 AM
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I would hate for invae to be this world's first encounter with magic.
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Kanada Ten
post May 10 2006, 12:14 AM
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If you have sensitive skin or sensitivity to chemicals, you're going to love this product!

Amber Gel™ is a gentle, nourishing hair removal treatment handmade for Allergy Best Buys in England from 100% natural pure ingredients. There are no preservatives or additives in Amber Gel™, no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. There is no need to use any preparation before or after use, no razors, no soap, no sting and no heat. Simple, safe and effective straight from the jar for men, women and children.

Amber Gel™ contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids. It remains runny, doesn't crystallise and lasts for ages, leaving skin soft, smooth and nourished and hair-free for 4-8 weeks. Amber Gel™ is so good that hair re-growth is minimal and less dense. The more you use it the less the hair growth.
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post May 10 2006, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (Kanada Ten)
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. . . .from 100% natural pure ingredients. . . . no preservatives or additives . . .no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. . . .contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids.

I like how they don't say how exactly they make it. :D

Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea. :eek: They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs.
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Kanada Ten
post May 10 2006, 12:44 AM
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Hey, they used that to brush their teeth with it back in old India (they actually have a proverb about it: "pharmaceutical companies would try to patent piss, if they could, since it was once used as toothpaste" or something along those lines).
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post May 10 2006, 04:21 AM
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Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas.
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post May 10 2006, 06:35 AM
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I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.
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Kanada Ten
post May 10 2006, 06:37 AM
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I'm buying some; I'll let you know.
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post May 10 2006, 07:48 AM
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has anyone heard from kanada ten lately
<6 days later>
anyone?


more seriously checked out the stuffs ingredient list
it sounds like it is edivle and might taste good
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post May 10 2006, 07:59 AM
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I have serious issues with eating something others use to remove hair from their more intimate parts... :silly:
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post May 10 2006, 08:43 AM
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use a different jar
comments like that really bug me
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post May 10 2006, 03:14 PM
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I know I should know this but can not think why. This is going eat at me all day long now.
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post May 10 2006, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE (Lindt)
*blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it.

That quote was from the Simpsons, when Homer goes to hell at the end of the world in one of the "Treehouse of Horror episodes"
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Kanada Ten
post May 19 2006, 04:44 AM
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I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.

The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish.
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post May 19 2006, 06:51 AM
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This is going eat at me all day long now.

it just might, at that!
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