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JongWK View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 08:46 PM Post #1
Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,618 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Montevideo, Uruguay. Member No.: 3,992	Deja Vu, anyone? :P

Kanada Ten View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 08:52 PM Post #2
Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826	That's so wrong, I just might have to buy some.

Ancient History View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 08:59 PM Post #3
Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935	Careful; one of the side effects may be euphoria.

stevebugge View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 09:20 PM Post #4
Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996	Mmmmmm Amber-Gel

El_Machinae View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 10:00 PM Post #5
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 2-March 03 Member No.: 4,188	A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat. In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms. No ... really

stevebugge

May 9 2006, 10:18 PM

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QUOTE (El_Machinae)

A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat.

In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.

No ... really

To bad he didn't have BBQ for lunch, then we could have called it "Jurassic Pork"

SL James View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 10:23 PM Post #7
Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473	You're going to hell for that.

stevebugge View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 10:38 PM Post #8
Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996	"Hey down here!, I smell BBQ!" "D'oh! there's pineapple in the coleslaw!"

Lindt View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 11:17 PM Post #9
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emo samurai View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 11:42 PM Post #10
Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019	It will be the last sample of non-human left meat on Earth. And what the hell is Amber-Gel? I never read Queen Euphoria.

Ancient History View Member Profile	May 9 2006, 11:59 PM Post #11
Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935	[ Spoiler ] In the module Queen Euphoria, Amber Gel was a snack food product - Euphoria's favorite snack food product, in fact. As the run goes on, the shadowrunners discover the source of Amber Gel: it's a byproduct of a hive of flesh-form Ant spirits. They consume basic ingredients and secrete a honey-like goo which was packaged and sold to consumers. I wonder if it tastes like Ecudorean honey ants.

emo samurai View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 12:02 AM Post #12
Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019	I would hate for invae to be this world's first encounter with magic.

Kanada Ten

May 10 2006, 12:14 AM

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If you have sensitive skin or sensitivity to chemicals, you're going to love this product!

Amber Gel™ is a gentle, nourishing hair removal treatment handmade for Allergy Best Buys in England from 100% natural pure ingredients. There are no preservatives or additives in Amber Gel™, no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. There is no need to use any preparation before or after use, no razors, no soap, no sting and no heat. Simple, safe and effective straight from the jar for men, women and children.

Amber Gel™ contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids. It remains runny, doesn't crystallise and lasts for ages, leaving skin soft, smooth and nourished and hair-free for 4-8 weeks. Amber Gel™ is so good that hair re-growth is minimal and less dense. The more you use it the less the hair growth.

FanGirl

May 10 2006, 12:32 AM

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QUOTE (Kanada Ten)

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. . . .from 100% natural pure ingredients. . . . no preservatives or additives . . .no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. . . .contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids.

I like how they don't say how exactly they make it. :D

Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea. :eek: They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs.

Kanada Ten View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 12:44 AM Post #15
Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826	Hey, they used that to brush their teeth with it back in old India (they actually have a proverb about it: "pharmaceutical companies would try to patent piss, if they could, since it was once used as toothpaste" or something along those lines).

Shrapnel View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 04:21 AM Post #16
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 247 Joined: 28-November 04 Member No.: 6,852	Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas.

Ironfish View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 06:35 AM Post #17
Target Group: Members Posts: 8 Joined: 1-April 06 Member No.: 8,423	I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.

Kanada Ten View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 06:37 AM Post #18
Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826	I'm buying some; I'll let you know.

Kremlin KOA View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 07:48 AM Post #19
Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650	has anyone heard from kanada ten lately <6 days later> anyone? more seriously checked out the stuffs ingredient list it sounds like it is edivle and might taste good

Oracle View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 07:59 AM Post #20
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	I have serious issues with eating something others use to remove hair from their more intimate parts... :silly:

Kremlin KOA View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 08:43 AM Post #21
Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650	use a different jar comments like that really bug me

Daddy's Litt... Daddy's Little Ninja View Member Profile	May 10 2006, 03:14 PM Post #22
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668	I know I should know this but can not think why. This is going eat at me all day long now.

stevebugge

May 10 2006, 03:51 PM

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QUOTE (Lindt)

*blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it.

That quote was from the Simpsons, when Homer goes to hell at the end of the world in one of the "Treehouse of Horror episodes"

Kanada Ten

May 19 2006, 04:44 AM

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QUOTE (Ironfish)

I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.

The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish.

mfb

May 19 2006, 06:51 AM

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QUOTE (Daddy's Little Ninja)

This is going eat at me all day long now.

it just might, at that!

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