Dumpshock conspiracy theories. :D Options

[emo samurai]

Let's make anagrams.

Hmmm... dumpshock..... phd scum ok... Holy shit, this site is for the express purpose of validating competent but morally repugnant individuals!!!

Also, SL_James, or some other guy, is RK Milholland, which explains the anal-retentiveness of at least ONE poster.

[James McMurray]

[emo samurai]

Butterflies are AWESOME.

[PBTHHHHT]

[emo samurai]

I am not who I seem to be. *Twirls handlebar moustache and hides face behind cape.*

[Kiedo]

None of you guys exist, not even me. This is all just a dream some being is having in a completely different realm of existance. When it wakes up, you'll see, and everything we have ever done, will just be something for it tl talk to it's analyst about.

But to change to subject a bit (back to the original subject) there is a Dumpshock Conspiracy Theory I'd like to explore. Imagine this, if you will:

One of the Admins, I'm not going to name names but suffice it to say they are real, is actually a secret spy for the government sent to this forum to report on future potential developments about Shadowrun, since, I imagine, some of the people that work for fanpro, probably post here every now and then. Now why would the government care? Because they are scared that shadowrun is slowing becoming closer the thier own future forecasts and they want to know how the FanPro guys know. It's very diabolical really.

It also explains why there are occasional hiccups in DS, see they use the server itself to send thier reports sapping precious CPU cycles from the processors on the Server. It make perfect sense to me.

But that of course is purely theory and probably contains more have truths than anything else.

But emo, no offense actually I kind of like some of the things you do around the forums, but your crazy. :D

[emo samurai]

Egg salad brains mash many puppies. The monsters protecting them have filed a complaint with the bureau of not getting shit done, which has been shut down because of the scandal associated with having actually moving the complaint over to the police and army, despite this happening a whole year after the original complaint. A cruise missile strike on the island of the egg salad brains is imminent, and predicted to cause a third world war in which no picnic will be safe.

[Kiedo]

case in point, lol

[emo samurai]

Fortunately, this prediction is unrealistically dire; since they are egg salad brains, they are unlikely to use egg salad missiles, since they are devoted towards protecting their own. Unfortunately, they intend to retaliate with conventional weaponry, like nuclear missiles and laser "defense" satellites constantly trained on each and every one of the world's capitals. Whether or not they actually have the technology they intend to use is another matter.

[Kiedo]

I'm not too sure.

The primary export of Egg Salad Island as we all know is flan. So that lends to the idea that Flan importers would hire lobbyists to fight the attempt to destroy the Egg Salad Brainians, in hopes of improving commerce between thier own interested and the nation in question.

Also if you look at the recent isometric data, and telemetry reports from Egg Salad Brain Island, then you would notice that there has been a 45% increase in hair loss in the population over the last ten years. Which means that the Egg Salad Brainians would more than likely come to some type of treaty as long as we let them join the Hair Club for Men.

[emo samurai]

Dude, flan would only enrich any picnic it's launched at. This goes against the newest intelligence on the Hill.

And Egg Salad Brainians are far too proud to join the Hair Club for Men. Even if they did, it is well documented that it does nothing for Egg Salad Brainians. They would be even angrier than before and would move to shooting rancid potato salad.

[SL James]

[Kiedo]

Well we could deal with rancid potato salad, so long as they didn't resort to the jello cannons they recently bought from Espana. Besides Egg Salad Brainians are naturally peaceful nation, and have only bought weapons of mass production to defend against our far dealier weapons. Now I have heard through various sources, who are reliable, that thier army is currently training an elite division of mimes, code named "white face silent people". This coupled with growing antimime sentiment in the US, and that's the real threat.

[FanGirl]

[SL James]

Excuse me. E-mail to Randy Milholland, which he posted on LJ. I nearly peed myself laughing so hard.

link

[emo samurai]

I just posted a response to it. My response was awesome, which paled only in comparison to the banality of the preceding discussion. Thanks for the link.

@Kiedo: Those mimes are trained in the way of swordsmanship; no amount of antimime sentiment will ward them off. What we need is an army of hungry golden retrievers to neutralize the source of the problem: the egg salad brains themselves. America has the manpower, and the training is simply baiting the dogs with pieces of food to move them out from under tables and pulling them out of the way again. After this much denial, they will jump at the opportunity to consume the mimes' dark masters.

[emo samurai]

Here's a theory. James McMurray was hired to talk to me so that nobody else has to. :(

[Witness]

I wonder if O ever posts here. Nah, can't see he'd have the time. More's the pity.

Well unlike everyone else here, I do exist, and I'm not anybody else. And I can only assume that this is the reason that the tumbleweed wafts by after 95% of the posts I make! :rotfl:

[Witness]

<-------- SEE!! ---------> :grinbig:

[emo samurai]

*stops tumbleweed with foot.*

This forum ain't big enough for the both of us.

[Witness]

You and me, or you and the tumbleweed?

[emo samurai]

The tumbleweed. That thing's fucking huge.

[fistandantilus4....]

[James McMurray]

Ah yes, the SL James "look at me, I'm a meanie" maneuver. It would be funny if it weren't such a blatantly obvious cry for attention. :rotfl:

[emo samurai]

It's not that he's an asshole so much as he's an uncreative one. "BLARGH MONOSYLLABIC HATRED I WRITE BETTER THAN AH KEKEKEKEKE!!!

Plus, he fears me. He really does.