 The Stuffers we Luv!, Snackfood in the 2070's |
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 Jun 7 2006, 03:57 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996  |
So this is a spin off of something suggested to the Every Day Gear for Runners topic. Does anyone have any memorable or funny stuffers they include in their games? I personally find that having brand names and little detail objects, accessories, and windowdressing elements makes my games a bit more enjoyable and sometimes humorous. There are a few Canon references to actual Stuffers, the infamous Ambergel in Queen Euphoria for example.
Some of the items you'll find on the shelves in my SR world: l33t Cereal Pr0k R1ndz (Soy crisps with imitation pork flavor) Soy Sudz (Carbonated water, soy based alcohol, artificial beer flavoring) Anyone else got some fun ones? |
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Jun 7 2006, 05:30 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 6-October 05 Member No.: 7,818 |
SoyaFizz. It's made of people. Yes, people. Tell the world. Try the grape flavor.
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Jun 7 2006, 05:39 PM
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Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
Slug Chips
Something Jerky (flavored plastic, you hope) |
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Jun 7 2006, 06:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 25-February 06 Member No.: 8,307 |
From a picture in one of the sourcebooks:
Soylent Blue Soylent Red And courtesy of Calvin and Hobbes: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs |
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Jun 7 2006, 06:13 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Oh how could I forget Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! Those are classic!
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Jun 7 2006, 06:19 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,546 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
This would be a mighty bad thread if it didn't mention NERPS (now in Lime Yellow!)
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Jun 7 2006, 06:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 239 Joined: 16-December 05 From: new jack city Member No.: 8,077 |
dirt flakes.. when your lifestyle is that low. (now with real dirt!) :)
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Jun 7 2006, 07:03 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
NERPS, now available in Family and Economy size packs!
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Jun 7 2006, 07:14 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
Nuke-Tarts. When you need that tasty crunch faster. Now in Glowing Cherry!
Frothy-caff. All the fizz, none of that pesky soda. Aztech-muffins. You can taste the screams. |
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Jun 7 2006, 07:20 PM
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Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
Everlastinggobstoppers - The only candy that charges rent.
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Jun 7 2006, 08:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 29-March 06 From: Quebec, Canada Member No.: 8,415 |
Dégat-cola: Blast away your thirst!
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Jun 7 2006, 09:05 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
...40s of Spud Beer
...Soysage on a Stick ...Voodoo Doughnuts [these actually exist in RL Portland - I have them in my campaigns] ...Ork Rinds ...Fission Chips [Stuffers in the UK] |
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Jun 7 2006, 09:09 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,754 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Modesto, CA Member No.: 6,465 |
Q-bytes : Now in infinite colors! Melts in your mouth or might tunnel to Alpha-Centauri!**
**Attempts to count Q-bytes might cause a change in color and/or spatial location. |
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Jun 7 2006, 09:19 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Time to break out a classic: Pistachio Nuts with the red coating.
Reminds me of the scene in one of the Naked Gun movies where they have been on stake-out and there are piles of shells so high they can barely open the car doors. |
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Jun 7 2006, 09:27 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 84 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Behind you!!! Member No.: 7,458 |
Incredelicious Fun Cakes
Choco Buster Belly Bombs Hellfire Burritos ("I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you...") The cheapest most watered down wine and beer at the most exorbitant prices. - Chateu de Belch ("Made only from the okayest grapes from the hydroponic vinyards owned by Pete and Mary Brown of 24 st, apt 12, Seattle.") - Bubba Beer (The secret ingredient is a closely guarded.....secret.) Various cereals with saturday morning cartoon themes - Dr. Insanity and his Exploding Hamsters - Tama the Cat and Friends And stufff.... "Consumer alert!!! The Stuffer Shack is now offering a line of cheap crap you don't need at extremly high prices. Come in and be treated rudely by our poorly trained clerks. Remember, at The Stuffer Shack we're not just talking about inflation, we're doing something about it! We're raising our prices!" |
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Jun 7 2006, 09:42 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 358 Joined: 12-May 05 From: The nearest UV host near you... Member No.: 7,390 |
Don't forget the very populars:
"Karl Kombatmage Cereals with collectable spell fetishes toys inside every box!" and "Troll-Sized SoyBurgers" |
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Jun 7 2006, 09:46 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,556 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle Member No.: 98 |
Dammit, KK already mentioned Ork Rinds. :P
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Jun 7 2006, 10:05 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,401 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Honolulu, HI Member No.: 6,099 |
Trog Chow!
Chocolate Muffins! (ChocoSUB added) |
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Jun 7 2006, 11:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 8-April 06 From: My dorm room Member No.: 8,438 |
Troll House Cookies--now with 1% more carob!
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Jun 7 2006, 11:20 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
there used to be Choco-Tarts, but the factory got destroyed during Brainscan. Choco-Tarts lives on in absentia, now; people mention how good they were, while they snack on other stuff.
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Jun 7 2006, 11:21 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 84 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Behind you!!! Member No.: 7,458 |
FanGirl, you have just won the thread.
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Jun 8 2006, 06:29 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 8-February 06 Member No.: 8,243 |
SoyBoy SoyBeer -- now with clinical levels of caffine, taurine, and alcohol. The breakfast of complete maniacs!
Bilk -- Bio-Milk. Not from dirty cows but clean bacteria (i.e., bacteria genmodded to produce milk) AzetechMex Burritos |
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Jun 8 2006, 08:54 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 30 Joined: 6-April 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,433 |
My character has a fondness for Lowbrau soybeer (thaaank you, Futurama), and his buddy, the group's dwarven sammie tends to go for the fastnuke Soy Burritos and Dale, some kind of dwarf made beer thing.
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Jun 8 2006, 09:49 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Eucalyptus-flavored chips, dripped with human blood.
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Jun 8 2006, 09:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Most important of course: Drop-Beer™
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