Slaughtering Sammie Bumper Stickers, Tired, cliche humor 2070s style! |
Slaughtering Sammie Bumper Stickers, Tired, cliche humor 2070s style! |
Aug 22 2006, 10:22 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 13-March 06 From: dusty Mexican borderlands Member No.: 8,372 |
The slaughtering sammie. You know him, you love him, when he's in someone else's game and screwing everything up. My newest character in a steady house game is going to be an unashamed celebration of the hideously unbalanced, connivingly minmaxed, utterly obnoxious slaughtering sammie in a trench played by every teenage boy to ever grace the Sixth World. The kind that can't just buy a microwave burrito at the Stuffer Shack without ending up in a running gun battle involving a half-dozen Metroplex Guard units and two helicopters.
I plan to cover his car with every conceivable sammie-related bumper sticker, enough to have him pulled over every ten minutes. I'd like some contributions on the "get Monty killed within a week" plan I've put into motion. Some current favorites are: "I [bullet] Knight Errant" "You'll get my assault cannon when you pry it from my cold, dead, artificial hand." "Samurai do it at gunpoint." "Honk if you love murder." "My honor student disemboweled your honor student." "My other car is a Citymaster." "Tomorrow I may still be ugly, but you'll be headless." |
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Aug 22 2006, 10:25 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
Do the other players mind that you'll be destroying every run and doing your best to hog the limelight at every turn? If not then have a blast. :)
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Aug 22 2006, 10:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 13-March 06 From: dusty Mexican borderlands Member No.: 8,372 |
I've spoken to nearly everyone, and they can't stop laughing. One of them is helping me min/max, since that's not my strong point. The only person I haven't spoken to is the GM, and since he intentionally plays the most disruptive character in this group for comedy purposes, somehow, I don't think he'll mind. |
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Aug 22 2006, 10:31 PM
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Hoppelhäschen 5000 Group: Members Posts: 5,807 Joined: 3-January 04 Member No.: 5,951 |
A real nostalgia campaign? Where all those silly things are meant to be? :love: Let's see what I'll find in ShadowTech. |
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Aug 22 2006, 10:32 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
"It's all about the Chrome"
"Chrome better than what nature intended" "If you can read this I can put a bullet in your eye" |
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Aug 22 2006, 10:43 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
My other ride is [Dunkie's / Villiers's / Random powerful person's] momma.
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Aug 22 2006, 10:47 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,241 Joined: 10-August 02 Member No.: 3,083 |
[graphic of a commlink with an "X" over it] "Hang up and drive...or else."
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Aug 22 2006, 10:52 PM
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Hoppelhäschen 5000 Group: Members Posts: 5,807 Joined: 3-January 04 Member No.: 5,951 |
And now, some real classic:
"Better to be filled with steel than to be filled with lead." |
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Aug 22 2006, 10:55 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,206 Joined: 9-July 06 From: Fresno, CA Member No.: 8,856 |
"My other car is Di-Koted"
"How's my driving? My address is <real address> come do something about it. I dare you." |
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Aug 22 2006, 11:02 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 27-February 03 Member No.: 4,171 |
Feeling confrontational? Try: Visualize World Peace on your own time, hippy.
Feeling referential: Got APDS? ((picture of an armor plated bovine with holes blown through it)) Or if you're feeling a bit meta: You can't hug kids with cybernetic arms -- buying up the stats is too damn expensive! Or try this for pages and pages of ideas |
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Aug 22 2006, 11:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 6-January 03 From: In front of my laptop Member No.: 3,860 |
"honk all you want, my ears are turned off"
"WWDD" -- What Would Dunkelzan Do "Yo mama is my input" "Your still breathing because Your not worth APDS" |
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Aug 23 2006, 02:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
"Horn broken. Listen for EX-EX."
"The red dot on your chest is my way of saying GET OFF MY ASS!" "The best kind of shooting star is what you do to a cop." |
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Aug 23 2006, 03:21 AM
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Ain Soph Aur Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
From the Aztlan sourcebook:
"Too stupid to live or too chromed to die" |
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Aug 23 2006, 04:24 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 2-August 05 Member No.: 7,530 |
Well let's see:
"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" "I still miss Mr. Johnson/My Ex/My Fixer but my aim is improving" "Driver carries less than 200Y in ammunition" "How many of you can I make Die?" "Trogs/Keebs/Halfers/Breeders are God's Speedbumps" "I like T's/K's/H's/B's they taste JUST like chicken" "King of the Barrens" "Barret, because I care to send the very best" "SINs are for Sissies" And lastly a vanity that would come up whenever the vehicle's ID chip is queried: BSTRNNR I would also suggest that you make the car as loud as possible so anybody who might be looking the other way will have their attention grabbed as quickly as possible. |
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Aug 23 2006, 04:27 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Oh, if you really want to pulled over every ten meters, mount a MMG or panther cannon on the hood of the car. If you want to be really evil, the car can be reworked so that when you attempt to honk the horn, the cannon fires instead. Write "horn" on the cannon. It gives a lot of bite to this bumper sticker.
"Don't make me honk my horn at you!" |
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Aug 23 2006, 07:26 AM
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Project Terminus: Soul Hunters Group: Members Posts: 1,052 Joined: 6-November 03 From: Casselberry, Florida U.S.A. Member No.: 5,798 |
I like that one hehe probaly more than I should I guess. |
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Aug 23 2006, 04:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 749 Joined: 28-July 05 Member No.: 7,526 |
"SINless, but still going to Hell"
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Aug 23 2006, 07:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 291 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 806 |
If t-shirt slogans are ok, I got one for the ladies: "I wish these were C-12."
The hardest metal known to man? ;)
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Aug 23 2006, 08:27 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 45 Joined: 21-July 06 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 8,936 |
"My other weapon is a Panther Assault Cannon."
"I'd rather be 'running!" "Gun bunny on board!" "Shadowrunning ain't easy." "I eat Lone Star for breakfast." "Knight Errant: When you run out of toilet paper." "I make Dunkie look cute and cuddly." "Scorned women are afraid of MY fury." "My monosword is mightier than any pen." Don't forget the suction-cup toy (ala Garfield) of an angry troll with a big knife, or gun or your National Assault Rifle Association sticker. |
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Aug 24 2006, 12:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 16-August 03 Member No.: 5,501 |
A rubber hand sticking out of the trunk. Twitching slightly.
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Aug 24 2006, 01:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 239 Joined: 21-August 05 Member No.: 7,586 |
My favorite:
"Respect da LAW" with a nice missile launcher pic... |
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Aug 24 2006, 01:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 615 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,895 |
No no no... An (recyled) cyberarm.... wired to the car..... :-) If car has sensors... simple autosoft to cause it to move (like trying to open trunk/wave/etc) if somebody near the car... |
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Aug 24 2006, 03:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
"Keep Honking, Troll In Trunk"
"My PhysAd Can Beat Up Your PhysAd." "Your Gun-Fu Is Weak." {actual Bumper-sticker I saw a few weeks ago} "My Horns Ain't Just For Show, Baby." "Harlequin {Erhan/Lugh Surehand/insert appropo sig-ctr. here} Is My Co-Pilot." "We Need Brackhaven {or whatever politico you like/hate}!" "I Survived The Chicago Hive & All I Have Left Is The Lousy Bumpersticker." "Keep Honking I Can Thor-Shot You From Here." |
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Aug 24 2006, 04:52 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 734 Joined: 30-August 05 Member No.: 7,646 |
Actually, for Chicago, I'd prefer "I survived The Chicago hive and all I got were these stupid antennae..."
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Aug 24 2006, 04:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 12-April 04 From: Lacey, Washington Member No.: 6,237 |
"I brake for nobody."
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