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> Now available at your local Stuffer Shack!, Tell me this isn't an SR ad....
lorechaser
post Nov 20 2006, 09:19 PM
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http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html

Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkô technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.
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Kagetenshi
post Nov 20 2006, 09:29 PM
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Meh. It involves the taste of something that might be vaguely similar to real fruit, it isn't Shadowrunny.

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Butterblume
post Nov 20 2006, 09:30 PM
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That's just hilarious :spin:.
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post Nov 20 2006, 09:42 PM
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I want some!
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