New Mentor Spirit: Beavis and Butthead |
New Mentor Spirit: Beavis and Butthead |
Dec 27 2006, 01:53 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Description: Huhuh.... huhuh.... huhuhuhuhuhh....
Disadvantage: -1 to all knowledge skill rolls. Advantages: The fuck should I know. |
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Dec 27 2006, 01:59 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
i would give them gremlins equivalent (3) to knowledge rolls, personally.
they're not so much likely to not know, as they are to come up with something completely wrong, imo. not that i ever watched much, but from what i saw, that's a little more accurate. as far as advantages... i dunno... like i said, haven't seen much, but being as they're cartoons, i'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that pain tolerance might be appropriate... |
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Dec 27 2006, 02:21 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 19-April 06 Member No.: 8,483 |
Why? Why oh why?! How could somebody do this *falls to his knees Sobbing* Woe, I am slain!!!!!! *dies*
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Dec 27 2006, 03:27 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
Disadvantages: Must take both the Uneducated and Uncouth negative qualities. Must make a Willpower plus Charisma (3) test to avoid acting whenever the opportunity to do something incredibly stupid or socially inappropriate presents itself.
Advantages: Immune to the seduction specialization of the Con skill. It's not that you aren't susceptible to it, it's that no one wants to seduce you. Usually a possession tradition, often with a geas of heavily-caffeinated beverage consumption. Possessed shamans will exhibit erratic behavior, and will usually refer to themselves as "Cornholio" in their possessed state. |
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Dec 27 2006, 04:21 AM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
Somebody please tell me that emo doesn't live in a country where the First Amendment (or anything like it) applies.
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Dec 27 2006, 11:29 AM
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Awakened Asset Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 |
One assumes he is american. Outsiders might occasionally get the impression that the first amendment is not for everyone over there...
But the Beavis and Buthead idea is great. I like the idea about uncouth and uneducated. The "advantage" might be that 50% of the time, someone else suffers if they roll a glitch. |
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Dec 27 2006, 11:52 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,526 Joined: 9-April 06 From: McGuire AFB, NJ Member No.: 8,445 |
IIRC, Emo is Chinese.
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Dec 27 2006, 02:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 340 Joined: 18-September 06 From: Chicago (CZ) Member No.: 9,422 |
Your kidding right?
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Dec 27 2006, 03:57 PM
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Knight Templar Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 212 Joined: 20-June 04 From: Ipswich, UK Just South of the Stinkfens Member No.: 6,424 |
Emo, you been at the Psychotropic IC again? ;)
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Dec 27 2006, 04:07 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715 |
Emo is the psychotropic IC. Is he getting to you yet?
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Dec 27 2006, 11:32 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
i seem to recall emo living in Canada, actually, but that may just be my delusion :P
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Dec 27 2006, 11:36 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Methinks you be deluded. Emo definitely resides in China.
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Dec 28 2006, 12:23 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,556 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle Member No.: 98 |
Advantage: Followers of this totem are immune to the effects of the Con and Negotiate powers, as they completely misinterpret what it is they're being asked to do. This can include being hired by a Johnson to do a job.
Muddy: "I want you to do my wife." Butthead: "WOAAHH! You're gonna pay us to do your wife? Cool!" |
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Dec 28 2006, 04:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
I fear the day there are awakened versions of Bevis and Butthead
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Dec 28 2006, 05:04 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 84 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Behind you!!! Member No.: 7,458 |
All followers of this mentor spirit have gigantic heads like the aliens from This Island Earth.
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Dec 28 2006, 05:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 223 Joined: 6-December 06 Member No.: 10,259 |
All followers of this mentor spirits are male, shemale, or what we in Norway call "tractor lesbians".
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Dec 28 2006, 11:05 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,266 Joined: 3-June 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,638 |
This is a completely messed up idea...
This thread made me laugh! Especially the part about it being tied to a possession discipline! What I don't get is that April Fools Day isn't for months... but then again, when did Emo need that excuse? |
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Dec 28 2006, 11:39 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 906 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 9,630 |
While we are at a Daria mentor spirit.
Advantage: Your very perceptive and have a +4 dice pool modifier to all perception tests. Disadvantage: You have Uncouth quality for no BP. |
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Dec 28 2006, 12:05 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,526 Joined: 9-April 06 From: McGuire AFB, NJ Member No.: 8,445 |
Whoa, you walk around naked as a neg qual with this mentor spirit? |
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Dec 28 2006, 12:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 906 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 9,630 |
excuse my poor spelling Uncouth wise guy.
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Dec 30 2006, 12:25 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Actually, I live in America. Posting like this in China would get me jailed for my belief in discordia.
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Dec 30 2006, 12:35 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
emo samurai is awesome! :grinbig: |
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Dec 30 2006, 07:23 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Ahh, so I'm deluded!
But I knew that already. :D |
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