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 Jan 23 2007, 07:46 PM
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Shooting Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,618 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Montevideo, Uruguay. Member No.: 3,992  |
Mistakes happen every day, but these ones take the cake.
Now, go out and make a run with them. :rotfl: |
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Jan 23 2007, 07:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 14-January 07 From: Zurich Orbital Member No.: 10,642 |
Check out #30.
This is great. I can see the missions forming already. |
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Jan 23 2007, 08:16 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
What exactly was the problem with the kids' stripper pole? Plenty of children grow up with dreams of being star athletes, astronauts, doctors, and actors. Most of them will fail miserably because it takes a certain innate physical prowess to be a professional athlete, it takes a lot of big connections to be an astronaut, it takes a lot of dedication and money to be a doctor, and acting in Hollywood is just prostitution by another name.
Certainly, some little girls and boys say "I want to be an exotic dancer when I grow up." Some people will say that this is a more reasonable and achievable dream. Those people would be wrong because most of those children will grow up to be ugly. |
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Jan 23 2007, 08:34 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,618 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Montevideo, Uruguay. Member No.: 3,992 |
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Jan 23 2007, 09:21 PM
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Creating a god with his own hands Group: Members Posts: 1,405 Joined: 30-September 02 From: 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 Member No.: 3,364 |
heh, I remember the CIA commercials on Comedy Central a few months ago. funny stuff.
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Jan 23 2007, 10:40 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 9-November 06 From: Doing surgery with shotguns Member No.: 9,810 |
This is awesome.
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Jan 24 2007, 12:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 204 Joined: 27-October 05 From: Waterloo, ON Member No.: 7,900 |
I always wanted to be a bank robber. So judge me all you want, because you never became an astronaut.
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Jan 24 2007, 01:05 AM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
Hah, shows how much you know. I'm posting this from the international space station.
Granted, I had to escape first, but they don't seem to think that spider monkeys can figure out how simple locks work. Silly humans. Uh, gotta go, I hear the airlock cycling and need to get back to my cage before they suspect anything. -karma |
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Jan 24 2007, 04:05 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 2-January 07 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 10,510 |
Dumpshock. You never know who you'll meet next. |
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 Jan 24 2007, 06:33 AM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,928 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
Dammit, who did you know??? I don't like Picasso, but The Dream here looks like it involves a penis on her face. Is there similar imagery in his other paintings that I have overlooked and therefore underappreciated his scribbles? And now back to our regular scheduled topic... |
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Jan 24 2007, 07:42 AM
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Awakened Asset Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 |
OT: From the monkey reference, I´m guessing he´s part of Ancient History. Especially since he seems to be able to type. Why the space station hooks up typewriters to the internet is anyones guess.
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Jan 24 2007, 03:19 PM
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ghostrider Group: Retired Admins Posts: 4,196 Joined: 16-May 04 Member No.: 6,333 |
Are you kidding? That's a natural progression from "can spiders build a web in space". ;)
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Jan 24 2007, 11:52 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,428 Joined: 9-June 02 Member No.: 2,860 |
#50. A simple prankster run to sabotage a company's product line and force a recall. Maybe #59, too. It has a decker run written all over. "No, guys, I swear, I didn't send that email! I was with my family all weekend." "So why do we have video of you at your terminal, a log of your security pass going through the office, and video of you hitting 'send' in the security video at the same moment the email has a time/date stamp?" |
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Jan 26 2007, 09:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 223 Joined: 6-December 06 Member No.: 10,259 |
I'm joinking number 3 for a run, I think.
Very nice list, thanks for linking. :) |
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Jan 27 2007, 03:58 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 18-October 06 From: Shaft C, -893meters Member No.: 9,647 |
Number 35
Mr. Johnson believes that an executive who plead guilty to embezzlement is covering up for his corps wrongdoings against it's own employees. The runner's are hired to infiltrate a particular office building and find evidence that the funds the vice-chairman 'stole' were really funding efforts to keep the workers in it's factories from unionizing. |
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Jan 27 2007, 04:00 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
It's probably true. :) |
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