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Draug
post Feb 15 2007, 06:40 AM
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http://www.hitman.us/main.html

This site has to be a joke, but it has some nice and fun material on how to hire/be a professional hitman. Definitely some SR material there, especially for Fixer - Johnson relations.

I especially enjoy their FAQ:

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Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.
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wargear
post Feb 15 2007, 10:33 AM
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Cute site. Great find there.
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Butterblume
post Feb 15 2007, 11:08 AM
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Interesting site. I am almost sure it is a joke...
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Ed_209a
post Feb 15 2007, 02:45 PM
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"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."


:D
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BishopMcQ
post Feb 15 2007, 04:13 PM
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Reminds me of Neil Gaiman's short story--"We can get them for you Wholesale." Video Link It's under new media.
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jrpigman
post Feb 16 2007, 07:04 PM
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Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.



:rotfl: Theres a stocking stuffer
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lorechaser
post Feb 16 2007, 07:36 PM
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Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.



:rotfl: Theres a stocking stuffer

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Refund policy:

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Hah!
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Thane36425
post Feb 16 2007, 08:07 PM
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Reads like it is based at least in part on that Hitman book that got Paladin Press in trouble a while back.
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post Feb 16 2007, 08:48 PM
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Hitman? I always thought hitmen were bald genetically engineered super soldiers with bar codes tattooed on the backs of their heads? ;)
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