 Sexual Cyber Implants, Hacking and Memory? |
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 Sep 28 2007, 04:20 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 358 Joined: 12-May 05 From: The nearest UV host near you... Member No.: 7,390  |
Ok, this is probably just silly...
Since we now have those wonderful sexual implants in augmentations, I wondered what use can be made of them except for flavour... And by flavour, I mean... that this is wonderful... We always had them in Cyberpunk and it added a nice touch to the universe... So... now that we have them... why not put them to the use... Can you hack into a sexual implant? Why Not?! But what *IS* the ugliest/funniest thing you can do with that? Just imagine the possibilities: Hrmmm... Mr. Johnson, are you *that* happy to see me or is it a banana in your pocket? ... Beside, do sexual implants have built-in memory like other implants do? Probably! Hey, Can I store this file into my [insert body part here] ? |
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Sep 28 2007, 04:30 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
"We'll have to interface if you want to accept my download."
"Well, you'd better have run a scan beforehand, last time I caught a virus." |
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Sep 28 2007, 04:31 PM
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The back-up plan Group: Retired Admins Posts: 8,423 Joined: 15-January 03 From: San Diego Member No.: 3,910 |
This calls for a giant trout response... *THWACK*
Now that's taken care of, by definition, yes you can hack the device. All normal rules for hacking cyberware would apply. I think that most individuals who have an implant like this would probably have the wireless systems disabled. DNI sounds like it'd be perfect for this implant. Of course, in a Bunraku parlor, they may leave the wireless function activated and even give control to the client. All electronic devices have built-in memory. Abiding by previous measures, such as wireless connectivity etc, downloading your paydata into a specific piece of cyberware should be fine. |
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Sep 28 2007, 04:34 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
<wireless_music_cue>"All night long..."
All cyberware should have theme music. |
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Sep 28 2007, 05:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 358 Joined: 12-May 05 From: The nearest UV host near you... Member No.: 7,390 |
Mouahaha! Funny ^_^ |
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Sep 28 2007, 05:14 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,219 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Lofwyr's stomach. Member No.: 1,320 |
My signal rating increases depending on how happy I am.
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Sep 28 2007, 08:09 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,269 Joined: 18-September 06 Member No.: 9,421 |
A couple years (and alot of maturity) ago me and my friends started talking and somehow we came up with the iDick and iGina. Media storage device, and never be without your favorite sexual tunes. Comes with built in speakers complete with heavy bass levels for the music you really want to feel. I think our favorite "theme song" was "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Also "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, "Push It" by Salt N' Peppa, and of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
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Sep 28 2007, 10:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 2-September 07 From: In the AGS, underwater Member No.: 13,049 |
Oh great, hacking INTO a penis. That's a whole new level of Freudian nightmares right there for you.
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Sep 28 2007, 11:02 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Must be a totally new variation of Matrix Addiction.
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Sep 28 2007, 11:03 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Well, you can only imagine the trouble with technomancers.
"Bobby, I know you're upset but you need to turn daddy's wee-wee back on. Or at least stop jamming my vibrator. Mommy needs her mental variable speed control." |
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Sep 28 2007, 11:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
Great, now I feel REALLY embarrassed about having a 2nd edition DECKER. I can't even get in on the game here, with my outdated equipment!
But my deck has hardening. |
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Sep 28 2007, 11:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 2-September 07 From: In the AGS, underwater Member No.: 13,049 |
Well to be honest I'm gonna use this to create the "Nadja Daviar" virus. Just you guess what it's gonna do to infected breast implants...
Edit: On topic: The nastiest thing I could think about would be to abuse the fact that sexual implants in most cases will also handle the disposal of liquid waste. There's nothing more embarassing than a security guard who wets himself on command. |
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Sep 28 2007, 11:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 734 Joined: 30-August 05 Member No.: 7,646 |
So you hacked into you ex's genetali. You ...
... program a Marquee with embarassing messages. (Ie, a penis scrolling "princess") ... program an automatic response tied to another piece of gear or a specific time (ie, everyday at 2:30 pm or during meetings scheduled in cybercomlink, breasts fully deflate/inflate) ... program it to play music of your choice ... program it to route all area spam ... password protect all functions ... tie it into audio cyber and make it voice activated. ... use it to bounce your signal whenever you hack government secure servers |
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Sep 28 2007, 11:46 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This makes me imagine government agents with radio-triangulation equipment. walking around in a half-crouch and looking into people's pants. Agent Johnson: I found it! Deputy Director Dong: What is it, Agent Johnson. Agent Johnson: It's a penis, sir. Deputy Director Dong: A penis, Johnson? Agent Johnson: Yes, sir. A penis. Deputy Director Dong: Agent Dickie, can you disable the penis? Agent Dickie:I think though so, Deputy Director Dong. It's just a regular cyberpenis so I can cover it with wifi blocking paint. Special Agent Wang is retrieving it now. Special Agent Wang:Dickie, here's the penis pain you wanted. Agent Dickie: Thanks, Wang. Special Agent Wang: No Problem, Dickie; now go and paint that penis. Penis owner: What the hell are you perverts doing. Agent Dickie: Calm down sir or we will shoot you. We just want to see your trouser snake. Penis owner: *Pulls giant Burmese python out of his pants* I have a license for it. I'm a reptile trainer at the city zoo. Special Agent Wang: No sir, we need to see your other trouser snake, your penis. Penis owner: Why the hell didn't you say so in the first place. The damn thing is on the fritz. It wont stop playing La Cucaracha no mater what I do. *detachs penis and give it to Agent Johnson. Special Agent Wang: Thank you for your cooperation. |
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Sep 29 2007, 12:06 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 84 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Behind you!!! Member No.: 7,458 |
Well sometimes a cybernetic penis is just a cybernetic penis. |
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Sep 29 2007, 12:45 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,326 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 2,600 |
That would be an innovation. No more time wasted trying to explain to some 3rd-World prostitute exactly who Mary Poppins is. In the game I mean. In the game. |
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Sep 29 2007, 04:05 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
Anyone ever read the comic strip "Click" that was in Penthouse a while back? It was about a woman whose libido was controlled by someone who had a remote control. What if someone who didn't like you at all, unknown to you but nearby, could control how "happy" you got at the most inappropriate times .
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Sep 29 2007, 07:51 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,269 Joined: 18-September 06 Member No.: 9,421 |
Or unhappy at the appropriate ones.
Chris |
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Sep 29 2007, 10:22 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,246 Joined: 8-June 07 Member No.: 11,869 |
Doctor Funkenstein must be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Sep 29 2007, 10:44 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Not necessarily. He has nothing against this type of thing in general, or even on the forums. His issue is purely with its inclusion in Augmentation. |
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Sep 29 2007, 11:26 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 89 Joined: 8-September 07 From: Boston, England Member No.: 13,170 |
I just see it, along with some of the other material in the source books (powerline for example) as a sign that SR4 is designed for a more 'mature' audience.
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Sep 29 2007, 08:24 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,326 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 2,600 |
One could make the argument that the inclusion of cyber-penii is a sign the game is headed in a less mature direction. Of course, that's why nobody likes One all that much. In the end, its all in the interpretation.
It seems like today, drugs have taken the place of implants and prostheses. Assuming these drugs are safe, cheap and reliable, in what situation (other than, ahem, dismemberment) would a cybernetic penis offer that much of a benefit. Also, it seems like there would be some loss of sensation with cyberlimbs. Now, for bunraku parlor workers, that might be an argument for rather than against, but it still seems like another reason that most people would rather keep their natural equipment. (Or go with bioware enhancements.) |
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Sep 29 2007, 10:02 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
with shadowrun's simsense tech, there is no loss of sensation in cyberlimbs imo (unless you choose to turn it off).
in any case, even if drugs are the method of choice today, i wouldn't be surprised to see that just about any drug you can name has lots of negative side effects. |
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Sep 29 2007, 10:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 433 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Somewhere in Iraq Member No.: 1,789 |
Actually there would be no loss of sensation in cyberlimbs. In fact, you could probably crank it to 11 or something.
Geez, cyber-penis cranked to 11. That's just scary. |
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Sep 29 2007, 10:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,978 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 500 |
Reason #1 I see cybergenitalia not really being preferred:
Surgeries don't always go right. It would, well...Suck if you had your natural penis lopped off and exchanged for a cybernetic model...And found out it doesn't work. Also: Are you still fertile with the cybernetic version? |
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