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 Dec 24 2007, 04:06 AM
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935  |
Neon lights reflect off shiny green wrapping like verdigris and ancient chrome. A ribbon the color of old blood ends in a bow more complicated than the virginity knot of a trained geisha. The package Mr. Johnson hands you is the size and heft of an adobe brick.
Micromillimeter radar bounces and bores through the foil, returning useless garbled crap in your image link. The chemsniffers have gone mad and question marks sidescroll along the bottom of your vision. You don't have to take a sniff to know your enhanced olfactory vision won't reveal a thing. Next to you in the booth, the shaman has started to whimper like a wounded dog and shy into the corner, as far away from it as possible. Not that you expected anything less. You don't have to ask what's in it. You already know. Fruitcake. |
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Dec 24 2007, 04:10 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
And Merry Christmas to you too.
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Dec 24 2007, 05:36 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
And the 100 :nuyen: question is...to whom does it go now?
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Dec 24 2007, 06:04 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,537 Joined: 27-August 06 From: Albuquerque NM Member No.: 9,234 |
It's not soy. :lick:
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Dec 24 2007, 06:23 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
Obviously it's going to someone the Mr. Johnson doesn't like.
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Dec 24 2007, 09:52 AM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
those lizards and their mind games, bah humbug...
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Dec 24 2007, 10:44 AM
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Shadow Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 2-June 06 From: Secret Tunnels under the UK (South West) Member No.: 8,636 |
Nice one. Someday, I'm going to send my players on the Fruitcake run just for the degree to which it will mess with their minds. |
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Dec 24 2007, 05:01 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
I may be alone in having worked up stats for the Fruitcake.
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Dec 24 2007, 05:11 PM
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Hoppelhäschen 5000 Group: Members Posts: 5,807 Joined: 3-January 04 Member No.: 5,951 |
That happens to things left in the fridge for too long... |
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Dec 24 2007, 05:22 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Where is the fruitcake run? I remember reading it once upon a time.
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Dec 24 2007, 05:28 PM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
After all this time, it even has a flavor in astral space.
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Dec 24 2007, 05:59 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Care to share them sir? Happy Yuletide to all. |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:39 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
[ Spoiler ] |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
So that is the Origen of Fortune? His father ate Alamaise's Fruitcake!!
Woweee. |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:58 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
So I ask again...Who's fruitcake is it, anyway? Ghostwalker?
Although, I'm not sure if I would try the one he would probably send back, he creeps me out. |
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Dec 24 2007, 08:40 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Never dine with a Dragon. ;) |
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Dec 24 2007, 09:09 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
...I'd hate to even imagine the one Harlequin bakes up. Send you on another metaplanar quest to take on the legion of Evil Shedim Santas or something like that. :grinbig:
BTW Happy Christmas to all :ic: "...oh, and pilgrim, never, ever trust an elf...especially them ones who say they only make the toys." |
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Dec 25 2007, 05:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 941 Joined: 25-January 07 Member No.: 10,765 |
Just for that I will be personally sending each and every one of you exactly ONE loaf of my Great Grandmother's Secret Recepie Fruit Cake.
Which I, for one, happen to love. But if, by this time next year, you have not actually EATEN the GGSRFC, feel free to mail it to someone else on this forum, I assure you that while it may no longer be moist and chewy, it is still quite edible. Depending upon how you, personally, define 'edible'. |
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Dec 25 2007, 09:00 AM
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Awakened Asset Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 |
Happy X-Mass days and good run-free loot for you all!
I want the GGSRFC-recipe, too! |
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Dec 25 2007, 01:01 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Thanks for that AH. Now I want to find and eat the big D version. After learning to Astral Project.
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Dec 25 2007, 02:50 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,168 Joined: 15-April 05 From: Helsinki, Finland Member No.: 7,337 |
Those fruitcakes actually sound fun. Im surprised, though, that they havn't began using fruitcake to rebuild the Barrens in lieu of plascrete.
And merry christmas all, hyvää joulua. |
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Dec 25 2007, 03:30 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 141 Joined: 12-August 05 From: Helsinki Member No.: 7,552 |
Come on AH, tell us who's playing the fruitcake-game with Alamais now?
HYVÄÄ JOULUA! Ja onnellista uutta vuotta. Merry Christmas. |
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Dec 25 2007, 03:34 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
But what are their Barrier Ratings? |
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Dec 25 2007, 05:09 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
You can cut it with a monosword. :)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! |
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Dec 25 2007, 05:31 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Ho Ho Ho!
Gotta ask Santa for a Minigun next year. |
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