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Jan 27 2008, 06:23 PM
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Prime Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
In today's culture there are expensive or rare foods that people can only get if wealthy or enjoy as a special event- Champaign and prime rib come easily to mind. Caviar and such. In non-western cultures there are things which we see as exotic. Fried jelly fish skins, cobra heart, chilled monkey brains and snake surprise?
Do you ever get these in your games coming form 'new' creatures. For example how big might the crab legs be on a paranormal Alaskan king crab? It's joked at in the SB but does an Abrams lobster go well with butter? Do you serve it like a beef loin or roastor is it so large it's to tough for that but provides large cuts of meat to stews like lobster neuburg leaving more mundate lobsters for traditional service. Does a golden boar provide particularly tastey pork or ham? Like proscutto or westphalian? |
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Jan 27 2008, 06:28 PM
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The ShadowComedian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,526 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
well, there IS that canniballistic restaurant in corporate enclaves in the part about neo-tokyo . .
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Jan 27 2008, 07:45 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 993 Joined: 5-December 05 From: Crying in the wilderness Member No.: 8,047 |
Am certain that there is a least one restaurant in cannon famed for serving paranormal critter and have to keep animal welfare at bay because of it.
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Jan 28 2008, 03:45 AM
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Deus Absconditus ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,742 Joined: 1-September 03 From: Downtown Seattle, UCAS Member No.: 5,566 |
-After an exchange on dumpshock, I have ruled in my games that Unicorns taste so good that they're almost addictive.
-I had players eat Kraken calamari once. -Trans-Polar Aleuts hunt Meistersingers, in my opinion. Ritualistically, but they do it. |
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Jan 28 2008, 04:03 AM
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Running Target ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,326 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 2,600 |
I've always wanted to include an Abrahms Lobster, but its just never come up.
I think Deathrattles would make good eating. Or Megaldon fin soup, just what you need to feed a whole village. And as long as we're talking about super-rare delicacies, it seems like Dragons would top the list. Sapient, powerful and they taste like chicken. |
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Jan 28 2008, 03:30 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668 |
Isn't there some sort of para-armadillo? I guess that's more of a BBQ than a luxery meal.
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Jan 28 2008, 03:43 PM
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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 67 Joined: 29-October 06 From: (Atlanta, GA. CAS) Member No.: 9,732 |
Juggernaut. Thats one hella BBQ |
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Jan 28 2008, 04:02 PM
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Great Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Hell, half of Paranormal Animals of North America was devoted to which critters were edible.
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Jan 28 2008, 06:38 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
Tex-mex juggernaut
ingredients 50 lbs sea salt 20 pounds black pepper coarsely ground 35 lbs garlic powder 10 lbs cilantro 30 lbs dried crushed red pepper 1 juggernaut ,cleaned sauce: 210 gallons of tomato sauce 20 gallons worschester sauce 5 bushels chili peppers 2bushels green peppers 1 peck garlic 1peck limes combine salt pepper garlic powder cilantro and red pepper. rub over entire juggernaut. set aside. start a fire pit big enough to place juggernaut over. a handy spit can be made out of a section of 12 inch diameter well pipe. we suggest at least 60 to 75 face cord of hardwood logs for the fire. Prepare sauce the night before to allow the flavors to mingle. mix all ingredients well . when coals are ready, place juggernaut on spit and bast carcass with sauce. a broom or mop works well for this,. turn juggernaut on spit to ensure even cooking . continue to baste as the meat cooks. about 4 days later, enjoy! serve with a merlot or savignon cabernet . |
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Jan 28 2008, 07:24 PM
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Manus Celer Dei ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,898 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
I have a new life goal.
~J |
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Jan 28 2008, 07:45 PM
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Neophyte Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
And in this episode of Bizaare Foods, we will be visiting...
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Jan 28 2008, 08:14 PM
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
For a smaller feast, see the Greater Armadillo (Paranormals of NA at least, not listed in Critters). The shadowtalk does not mention eating one, but there is mention of using the shell of one as a large, quality salad bowl. Also in Paranormals of NA, New Boar, like the old boar but more agressive and half the fat content. Gila Demon and Devil Jack Diamond are also described as tasty in shadowtalk. Firebird would be hard to cook. Also in that book, I suggest roasting up some Snow Moose, Tachypus, White Buffalo, Unicorn fish, and a Greater Unicorn. |
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Jan 28 2008, 08:35 PM
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Man In The Machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,264 Joined: 26-February 02 From: I-495 S Member No.: 1,105 |
*points to .sig*
I must go find Paranormals of NA now. |
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Jan 29 2008, 12:46 AM
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Beetle Eater ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
I was thinking more like "The Freshman" but there's something to be said for AR enhanced flavoring. Now, every meal can taste like dragon liver and every drink like metagromet juice, provided some wired-up schmuck has tasted it before. |
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Jan 29 2008, 01:37 AM
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Cybernetic Blood Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,472 Joined: 11-March 06 From: Northeastern Wyoming Member No.: 8,361 |
Of course how can you actually know whether or not the AR overlay is the "real thing" or just something that some deck cowboy cooked up in VR?
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Jan 29 2008, 02:55 AM
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Beetle Eater ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
*nose in the air* A true connoisseur can tell the difference between I Can't Believe It's Not Unicorn and the real thing, I assure you. Though the thought of BTL desserts is delightfully devilish. "She's addicted to cheesecake, no really." |
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Jan 29 2008, 04:30 PM
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Cybernetic Blood Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,472 Joined: 11-March 06 From: Northeastern Wyoming Member No.: 8,361 |
*chuckles* Even when you've never really tasted the real thing chummer? :smokin:
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Jan 29 2008, 06:49 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668 |
Anthony Bourdaine- No Reservations-the Next Generation.
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Jan 29 2008, 06:52 PM
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Beetle Eater ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
*scoffs* Perhaps to the palate of a philistine, the difference is imperceptible, but for me, there is a certain je ne sais quoi to the real experience, which anyone who has not sold their soul to chrome can taste, mon louche. Just as I can always spot a real pair of eyes over the chrome, no matter how expensive the model, n'est pas? It's something no knowsoft can teach. |
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Jan 31 2008, 03:03 AM
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Prime Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
"So there I was, my friend has just finished preparing his barbecued para-armadillo on the half shell and then the local headman brings out his home made tequila. Who am I to turn it down? Well maybe someone who needs to strip paint off of a batlteship can use this stuff." |
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Jan 31 2008, 03:07 AM
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Great Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
"I let you in on little secret: is not actually vodka. Is made from brake fluid."
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Jan 31 2008, 03:12 AM
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Prime Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
That's why you sprinkle black pepper on the surface and let it sink into the bottom, it carrys off the toxins. With all due apologies to the club wolfschmidt. (A cookie to the one who knows what the hell I'm talking about.)
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Jan 31 2008, 02:20 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
Isn't there a seafood restaraunt in the Seattle Sourcebook that serves Kraken? I always thought it was a bit ridiculous that people would bother catching one of those things just to eat it, but then again, irl I'm not exactly the best judge of food.
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Jan 31 2008, 10:36 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
word to the kraken!(grin)
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Jan 31 2008, 11:22 PM
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
Described as an average length of 25 meters, but with tentacles of 30 to 40 meters. This suggests that the body alone is 25 meters long. 40 meters of tentacle is a whole lot of deep fried squiddy. 2 of those, plus 10 more at 30 meters long. Depending on the customer base, you only may need to hunt once a year (if that). Also depending on the customer base, you may be able to get away with serving oversized squid shaped soyproduct with imitation and artifical kracken like flavoring. |
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