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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615  |
Masked Vigilante Terrorises Underworld
Associated Press-02/05/70 PCC personnel are baffled by the recent string of vigilante attacks in Los Angeles. "This is unacceptable", said Lt. Tonto Kimosabe. "Citizens can not take the law into their own hands." The newest "victim", mugger Seymore Buttz, was found incapacitated, moaning in ecstacy, with a silly grin on his face. As he was taken into custody, he was heard muttering "Arrest me again...arrest me again..." Some, however, have a more positive view of the masked crusader whom the local media have dubbed "Orgazmo". "I think he's doing a great service for our city", said Rebecca Constantine, headwaiter at Diamantes restaraunt. "I never felt anything so powerful during my former career. Hell, maybe I should take up a life of crime!" Joe Young Human Mage (Mormon Theurgy) Mentor Spirit: Wise Warrior Body: 3 Agility: 3 Reaction: 3 Strength: 3 Charisma: 3 Intuition: 3 Logic: 3 Willpower: 6 Magic: 6 Essence: 6 Edge: 6 Unarmed Combat: 1 Mormon Theology: 4 Door-to-Door Prostelytising: 4 Spellcasting: 2 Spells: Orgasm (fetish limited) Qualities: Magician, Blandness, Mentor Spirit, Aspected Magician (Sorcerer), Geas (Condition, Chastity) Gear: Book of Mormon, lame superhero costume with mask, Orgazmorator (a large, cheap movie prop that fits over the hand and forearm. Functions as a fetish and a rating 1 Weapon/Spellcasting (Illusion) focus). Joe Young was an average, bright eyed Mormon who came to Los Angeles to perform his missionary duties, until a freak encounter with Cal-Hot pornographers changed his life forever. Now he fights crime in the name of the Lord. Listen to theme music here. |
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Feb 6 2008, 08:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 946 Joined: 16-September 05 From: London Member No.: 7,753 |
Love it !!
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Feb 6 2008, 12:55 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
hmm, sounds like a friend of the pornomancer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Feb 6 2008, 01:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
Oh god... that possibilities.
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Feb 6 2008, 02:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668 |
After a while does he pick up a side kick- called "4Play kid?"
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Feb 6 2008, 02:14 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,009 Joined: 25-September 06 From: Paris, France Member No.: 9,466 |
"Choda Boy" exactly... A streetsam with a weapon penile implant also known as the cock rocket.
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Feb 6 2008, 02:20 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,300 Joined: 6-February 08 From: Cologne, Germany Member No.: 15,648 |
Sounds as if it would work together perfectly with those explosive testicles someone on another board homebrewed.
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Feb 6 2008, 02:36 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
Is the Cock Rocket a ranged weapon? God I hope so.
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Feb 6 2008, 03:13 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 6 2008, 10:36 AM)  Is the Cock Rocket a ranged weapon? God I hope so. Eh, there is a reason they call the combat drugs Kamikaze, those aren't ranged.. man, image a street sam high on kamikaze flying attached to a CR then slicing his way with monoblades (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) |
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Feb 6 2008, 04:58 PM
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Cybernetic Blood Mage Group: Members Posts: 3,472 Joined: 11-March 06 From: Northeastern Wyoming Member No.: 8,361 |
QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Feb 6 2008, 08:13 AM) Eh, there is a reason they call the combat drugs Kamikaze, those aren't ranged.. man, image a street sam high on kamikaze flying attached to a CR then slicing his way with monoblades (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) Umm, no thanks. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cyber.gif) |
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Feb 6 2008, 09:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
What do you call a codpiece of magic missiles?
Crotch rocket. |
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Feb 6 2008, 10:40 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 85 Joined: 16-June 07 Member No.: 11,924 |
The darkness is suing for sexual harassment
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