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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246  |
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Mar 17 2008, 11:42 AM)  If I ever play in a game you GM, can I play a drunken kungfu master? Absolutely! "Drunken Master" with Jackie Chan was just TOO FUNNY! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Mar 18 2008, 05:45 AM
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Freelance Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 7,324 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Texas Member No.: 6,714 |
QUOTE (kookyjeld @ Mar 17 2008, 02:26 PM) I just want to say that I've been a long-time lurker of Dumpshock and that post finally inspired me to say something, if only because reading it caused me to spew water and randomly laugh on the phone (with a particularly irate customer on the line) while at work. Thank you, sir. I do my best. Welcome to postville, btw. |
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Mar 18 2008, 01:58 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 100 Joined: 13-March 08 From: Texas! Giddy Up! Member No.: 15,770 |
QUOTE (CircuitBoyBlue @ Mar 17 2008, 03:18 PM) I can't believe everyone's missed the obvious: Invite hookers to the table. I'm talking about the ones you can afford to bring to the table, with what you have on your person right now. Have you ever talked to them? Depressing stuff. Definitely puts to rest any ideas you may have had about employing their services. As a person, he could probably use the reality check of a mannish 17 year old asking if he has any coke on him through her laryngectomy box (that's what they call those things, right?). Depends on the price range. After all have you already forgotten about the $4,500.00 an hour services that the Gov of NY state employed? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) So your idea might back fire. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/love.gif) |
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Mar 18 2008, 04:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
That's why I said you need to do it with what you have on you (and I guess I was assuming nobody around here's enormously wealthy, though now that I think about it, I have absolutely no reason to make such an assumption). I was, of course, talking about the ones that do things for $10, and not the ones that have been all over CNN and the network news shows propagating this fairy tale of high-end prostitution as happy fun times. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something about all of this that's screaming "media fabrication" at me. I just don't buy that prostitution's as glamorous as MSNBC Live would have me believe right now, even when the client's paying as much as it would cost to feed a normal family for two months.
Anyway, back on topic, I'm just saying you should show this guy that nothing will ever be funny again once he's met women who've had their souls crushed by cheap prostitution. Ruining player's lives is acceptable in the pursuit of optimal gaming, right? |
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Mar 18 2008, 05:30 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
QUOTE (CircuitBoyBlue @ Mar 18 2008, 10:23 AM) Ruining player's lives is acceptable in the pursuit of optimal gaming, right? Words I try to live by every day. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Mar 19 2008, 06:42 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,598 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Hong Kong Member No.: 4,253 |
QUOTE (CircuitBoyBlue @ Mar 19 2008, 12:23 AM) Ruining player's lives is Fixed that for you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) |
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Mar 19 2008, 07:33 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
QUOTE (apollo124 @ Mar 17 2008, 11:30 PM) Absolutely! "Drunken Master" with Jackie Chan was just TOO FUNNY! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) The biggest challenge would be conveying that humor. Since it's very physical humor and very slapstick. |
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Mar 21 2008, 02:37 PM
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Cybernetic Blood Mage Group: Members Posts: 3,472 Joined: 11-March 06 From: Northeastern Wyoming Member No.: 8,361 |
I guess my question would be whether or not he was graphic when making a point of saying that he slept with a woman of the night, if he said it in simlair to the way you did then it's an improvement and time to meet him half-way.
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