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DocTaotsu
post Feb 22 2008, 11:18 AM
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KCKitsune, we talked about this. Regenerating, steel jacketed, APDS troll baby remember? God, don't you even read?
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post Feb 22 2008, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 06:18 AM) *
KCKitsune, we talked about this. Regenerating, steel jacketed, APDS troll baby remember? God, don't you even read?
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Funny the baby looked too pink to be a troll baby... maybe an albino? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Feb 22 2008, 11:52 AM
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Didn't you know? Troll natural armor starts out baby pink before it gets darker.
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post Feb 22 2008, 11:57 AM
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Lovely pic sir.

On tthe sickness front should Hyzmarca's posts/thread come with a mental health warning? Or should we let newbies work that out for themselves?
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post Feb 22 2008, 12:03 PM
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If you keep clicking on Hyzmarca posts (I love you man, even if I find you creepy) you know what you're getting yourself into.

You're also probably the kind of person who still ran a search for "2 Girls 1 Cup" after your buddy told you that he threw up on his computer.
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post Feb 22 2008, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 01:03 PM) *
If you keep clicking on Hyzmarca posts (I love you man, even if I find you creepy) you know what you're getting yourself into.

You're also probably the kind of person who still ran a search for "2 Girls 1 Cup" after your buddy told you that he threw up on his computer.



Don´t do that. A friend send me the link, and typed a warning seconds later. He conveniently "forgot" that I have a cable modem now, instead of a 36kbit-connection. (Edited to not look dumb: The modem was 56kbit of course. Way bad connection, never ran even above 40kbit.)
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post Feb 22 2008, 02:48 PM
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See you have an excuse, you got buddy fucked. I was stupid enough to go looking for trouble. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Feb 22 2008, 08:06 PM
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See now, I have learned that anytime anyone sends me a link or asks me to go look at something online. I don't. I have a handful of people that I really trust and am friends with, like help hide bodies friends. However I won't completely trust them with blind internet links. Just a bad, bad idea.

Remember the internet is not really your friend. It is more like that crazy pyscho ex you have.
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post Feb 22 2008, 08:09 PM
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That's not entirely true. There's only one internet, for instance.
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post Feb 22 2008, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE (Feshy @ Feb 22 2008, 04:09 PM) *
That's not entirely true. There's only one internet, for instance.


Not if you heard this one black girl I had in a class. Evidently there are intarwebs somewhere, and you access them via comprutars. *shakes head* She was always good for a laugh.
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post Feb 22 2008, 09:16 PM
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there is more than one internet, technically . . because the internet is one big network of interconnected networks . . 2 interconnected networks are one internet, if you so like . . then there's the military systems, then there's the corporate networks, VPN's etc. et cetera, drekcetera
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post Feb 23 2008, 12:15 AM
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So... where do the series of tubes fit into all that?
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post Feb 23 2008, 06:02 AM
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They connect the different internets together. So as long as you stay on the same one you are okay. If you try to go to a different one you might get bogged down and have to call for a giant internet poker chip to come clear it out.
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post Feb 23 2008, 10:18 PM
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Maybe we should go back to 3rd ed.

Than we could have dikoted troll babies, and that'd be the bestest thing ever.
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post Feb 24 2008, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 23 2008, 05:18 PM) *
Maybe we should go back to 3rd ed.

Than we could have dikoted troll babies, and that'd be the bestest thing ever.


Except they wouldn't survive the process with much of their mass left... and they would soon start to stink! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)

Not the living Troll babies would be much better... what's the DV of a Troll baby's dirty diaper? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif)
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post Feb 24 2008, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE (KCKitsune @ Feb 24 2008, 01:28 AM) *
Except they wouldn't survive the process with much of their mass left... and they would soon start to stink! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)

Not the living Troll babies would be much better... what's the DV of a Troll baby's dirty diaper? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif)


Nah, they won´t stink if their whole surface is diamond-coated.
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post Feb 24 2008, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE (Ryu @ Feb 23 2008, 07:53 PM) *
Nah, they won´t stink if their whole surface is diamond-coated.


Still waiting for the DV of a Troll's dirty nappy? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)
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post Feb 24 2008, 04:48 AM
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QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 22 2008, 07:15 PM) *
So... where do the series of tubes fit into all that?


That fits into the proof of the Internet is Not a Truck Theorum.
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post Feb 24 2008, 12:57 PM
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Hm... Maybe if we just dikoted the horns... or got the baby a pair of those adorable little shoes, and dikoted the shoes.

Than threw the baby through a squad car.
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post Feb 24 2008, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE (ixombie @ Feb 20 2008, 12:35 PM) *
I think that would be one case where physics interposes. No matter how hard you throw a baby at a brick wall, the wall will be fine and the baby will not. They're just not hard enough.


Without resorting to faulty sciencemythbusters you could just consider that water is softer than metal and wood yet there exists water jet cutters. And some don't use abrasives.
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The wall just has to break in the fraction of a second before the baby, thrown at not-funny-high-speed, gets squished.

Continuous-stream-of-baby-cutting is out, technically not at all feasible. Troll population figures are what they are, sorry.
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post Feb 24 2008, 05:36 PM
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That's why we use ork babies for continuous-stream-baby-cutting, duh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Or elf adults, that's another seemingly untapped resource.
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post Feb 24 2008, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 24 2008, 12:36 PM) *
That's why we use ork babies for continuous-stream-baby-cutting, duh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Or elf adults, that's another seemingly untapped resource.


But then you would have to deal with the whining from elves... them being all emo and what not
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post Feb 24 2008, 06:30 PM
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The whining is like the sighing of spoo, it enhances the flavor and the ballistics.

So, by the rules, is it possible to kill a vehicle or the occupants of a vehicle with a baby? I'm talking cybered/physad troll, relevant skills, called shot, the whole nine.
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post Feb 24 2008, 07:43 PM
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Long-Shot-Rules/Karma/Edge Burning make everything possible *g*
Of course, a little bribing on the GM can do wonders too ^^
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