Fizzy Pop Vending machine Stats, I think I might have a problem with over-geeking Options

[Chrysalis]

I have this image of an automated pantsu machine breaking into suburban homes, sniffing panties until it finds used ones and saying a in falsetto voice "I found it!" in Japanese.

I also think the greatest advantage that a vending machine has to a runner is weight. It does not need a gatling gun, all it needs is to tip over the hapless thief with their hand stuck up its dispencing slot.

Although it would be amusing if they had legs and arms and carried baseball bats. "You feeling lucky punk, taking on a defenceless vending machine. Go ahead make my day."
Shadowrunners have to follow up mysterious deaths caused by vigilante vending machines

[Prime Mover]

I remember about mid 80's when the cola companies actually used the phrase cola wars in there advertising. Remember the commercial were the two cola machine across from each other would transform into fighting robots when no one was around.

[Wounded Ronin]

I remember about mid 80's when the cola companies actually used the phrase cola wars in there advertising. Remember the commercial were the two cola machine across from each other would transform into fighting robots when no one was around.

I remember the Coke ad from the 80s (IIRC) where Roger Moore was attacked by ninjas in a restaurant and the attack ended up serving him Coke.

[hyzmarca]

Trying to pawn off your Pink Pepsi on the wedding crowd, eh? Everybody knows that crap gives you the worst belching. Not like Coca-Cola, whose fragrant burps give even the most frigid girl giggles. Hell, you can hardly say "congradulations" without toasting a cold Coke, and you certainly can't say "honey, take off that dress" with the kind of authority that gives them chills holding a glass of too-sweet pink water.

Vintage formula, so'ka? "Characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic."

Vintage formula, yeah.

If you want to hang out, you've got to take her out, coca-cola
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, coca-cola
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, coca-cola

[Kanada Ten]

Thanks, I wanted that song in my head. How'about: "The Lola-Genderswitch machine? Yeah, right over there between the AnyBody Personafix and StillDamp Pantsu. I recommend XXY."

[DocTaotsu]

Oh god... StillDamp Pantsu should be a freakin adept attack power.

[b1ffov3rfl0w]

Dude, I just wanted a Coke! And then, like 12 Pepsi machine jumped me. I got soda in places you don't want to know about. On the bright side, Coke paid for the new kidneys.

Also, vending machines that really screw with you:

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed under the custody of Carl's Jr.

Carl's Junior: "Fuck you, I'm eating."