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post Jan 14 2008, 10:21 PM
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I had a conversation with someone at work, and thought I had to share this with the Dumpshock community.

ME: Dude, listen to this band. They're epic.

JEREMY: *puts on headphones* Wow, they really are epic. I feel like slaying a dragon now.

ME: Slaying a Dragon? Where'd that come from?

JEREMY: I dunno, the band is just THAT epic. Will you slay a dragon with me?

ME: You are a gentlemen and a scholar, sir. I would happily die at your side in battle.

JEREMY: Ok, bring you helm of Ice so you can do 1d4 damage. Ill bring my spear of destruction and that should add to Battle cry.

ME: Ok, do you think an exploding potion is neccessary?

JEREMY: Very.

ME: Ok. Oh! And we need to get a hot elf chick in bronze armor. We'l get like 1d6 bonus just for her going into the cave.

JEREMY: Totally. But theres a problem. I can supply you a hot elf chick, but you need to get the armor.

ME: Dont sweat it, I keep a suit for just these occasions.

JEREMY: Always a boyscout. You know, you should get some extra expeireince for that.

ME: God dam right.

At this point in the conversation, I relized we were talking in a serious tone. So I qiuckly went back to work feeling ashamed and a bit confused. Kinda felt like prom.
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- SinN   When RPG's take over your life.   Jan 14 2008, 10:21 PM
- - Stahlseele   *nods* can you guess the looks i get when i am ta...   Jan 14 2008, 10:38 PM
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- - SinN   QUOTE (eidolon) QUOTE (SinN @ Jan 14 2008, 04...   Jan 14 2008, 11:04 PM
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- - Stahlseele   *eyes glaze over*   Jan 15 2008, 08:41 AM
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