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I had a conversation with someone at work, and thought I had to share this with the Dumpshock community.
ME: Dude, listen to this band. They're epic. JEREMY: *puts on headphones* Wow, they really are epic. I feel like slaying a dragon now. ME: Slaying a Dragon? Where'd that come from? JEREMY: I dunno, the band is just THAT epic. Will you slay a dragon with me? ME: You are a gentlemen and a scholar, sir. I would happily die at your side in battle. JEREMY: Ok, bring you helm of Ice so you can do 1d4 damage. Ill bring my spear of destruction and that should add to Battle cry. ME: Ok, do you think an exploding potion is neccessary? JEREMY: Very. ME: Ok. Oh! And we need to get a hot elf chick in bronze armor. We'l get like 1d6 bonus just for her going into the cave. JEREMY: Totally. But theres a problem. I can supply you a hot elf chick, but you need to get the armor. ME: Dont sweat it, I keep a suit for just these occasions. JEREMY: Always a boyscout. You know, you should get some extra expeireince for that. ME: God dam right. At this point in the conversation, I relized we were talking in a serious tone. So I qiuckly went back to work feeling ashamed and a bit confused. Kinda felt like prom. |
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