 The run idea that just won't die..., Starring! Dwarf pornstar (It gets worse) |
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 Dec 27 2003, 04:30 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 917 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585  |
Ok, out of sheer "Let's see what the numbers can do" I threw together a Dwarf Mage-Adept who sidelined in the porn industry. IT was a jokish character, but the more I added stuff, the more it became quite viable. I mean, he's almost a lawyer (Hasn't sat the bar exam yet - needs a higher chair, gah, I slay me.) and is a reasonably nice guy who happens to preform certian acts in front of the cameras.
Then my delightful partner threw together an Satyr poledancer (What do you mean she's not an exotic dancer - you can't get more exotic than THAT!?) who is looking to break into the Biz. ..Then the idea of "Betsy the Cow" - the StimSim Babe Minotaur came into being and now it's all starting to snowball. Not to mention that the dwarf is being hunted by a rival studio and is having to keep a low profile... I post this in the hopes that people can lend their ides regarding a run such as this - I'm aiming to have it set in the Seattle district (I seem to remember a mention in the Seattle Suppliment/Update regarding illegal "blue" movies being filmed in the farming areas, a good place to start.) as I'm afraid it's going to turn into an awakened version of "Orgasmo". I'm also interested in the steamy underbelly of the Industry. -Is there a weird Japanese fetish for the "undesirable" metas? I mean, If the Yaks try to muscle in on the more..."exotic" stuff, there is a strong possibility of a highly-lucrative market for all those tightly-wound Japanacorp execs sleezing off home to indulge in really questionable Trids. -The Mafia - always on the lookout for something profitable - may join in on an intra-criminal war over the business, sparking runner opportunities and the chance for the most ..."interesting" roleplay undercover opportunites. Save me. L. :( |
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Dec 27 2003, 04:35 AM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
Remember; most Japs hate Metas.
A lot. The new emporer is trying to change this, but it'll take time. A few higher-ups might have a fetish for it (No, not a Shaman fetish, you goofballs!), but I doubt all of them will. |
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Dec 27 2003, 04:38 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...It's sick...It's bizarre...It's decadent...I love it. You're hired. |
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Dec 27 2003, 04:55 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
You can hate metas, but unless anime has died a graceless death, there will probably a very quiet fetish for the exotic.
That exotic taste will probably find audiences in both Japan and the North American continent. Would it be such a massive market that would draw the attention of crime syndicates? Possibly -- the porn business today has a _massive_ amount of money flowing through it. If the characters are any good -- Perform (porno) 6? Certain parties might be interested in collecting the characters like any other company asset. Rich or connected paramours or people interested in hookers and not porn stars may also crop up from time to time. The concepts are quite valid, if a little off the beaten path of most characters. -Siege |
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Dec 27 2003, 05:06 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 917 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585 |
Most Japanses people I know hate the thought of Bukkake (sp?) too, but look at how many sites host "Bowlfulls of creamy goodness" :rotfl: Well, how exotic is the erotic film industry in 2060 going to be, really? "Yo, Chummer!" - Ph-leeeeease. There's more in the way of implant goodness, surgical sculpting and various cyber-implants (not even touching the 'stud) that will make the silicone revolution of the 80's and 90's look like beehive hairdos and sideburns. Not to mention summoning of spirits for the REALLY kinky. ..... God - this one has too much potential, doesn't it? **Attention- if this turns up in SOTA, well, can I at least choose my porno name?** L- "You an' me babe we're nuthin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do in Paranormal Animals of Europe." |
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Dec 27 2003, 06:26 AM
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Project Terminus: Soul Hunters Group: Members Posts: 1,052 Joined: 6-November 03 From: Casselberry, Florida U.S.A. Member No.: 5,798 |
I wanna f*ck you like an animal. (NIN) :D :rotfl: :grinbig: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Sorry but seemed sorta the right place for this line. |
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Dec 27 2003, 08:06 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
It sure gives the old quote "The run's not over until the Johnson's screwed you twice" a whole new meaning.
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Dec 27 2003, 11:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 402 Joined: 23-April 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 4,491 |
LMMFAO!
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Dec 27 2003, 03:35 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
there's a weird japanese fetish for everything you can think of--and don't ever want to consider. it's what they have instead of street crime, sorta. low crime rates, high bedwetting rates; more effecient workplace, more instances of sexual deviance per capita. you lays down your national culture, you takes your chances.
regardless, yes: your filthy, freakish three-ring circus of a shadowrunning team will probably be very hotly persued by gentleman who are very interested in not being involved with the runners in any way. |
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Dec 27 2003, 04:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...*takes Voldo from Soul Calibur II, makes his stats for SR as a ghoul adept and throws him into this thread for the heck of it*
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Dec 27 2003, 10:42 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,665 Joined: 26-April 03 From: Sweden Member No.: 4,516 |
Making we should be working towards making a Shadowrun PORN movie... now...where can we get the budget needed for all the special effects? And we must have Ron Jeremy as the Dwarf Mage-Adept - we simply MUST! :grinbig:
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Dec 27 2003, 10:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Hey, there we go...I actually think it would sell better than a mainstream SR movie in public theatres... :rotfl: |
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Dec 28 2003, 03:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 5,871 |
Keep that thing away from me :eek: |
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Dec 28 2003, 04:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
MUAHAHA. |
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Dec 28 2003, 02:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 17-June 02 From: Concord University, Athens, WV Member No.: 2,880 |
It was my idea in the first place.
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Dec 28 2003, 02:50 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
are you absolutely sure you want to take that credit?
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Dec 28 2003, 02:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 475 Joined: 17-June 02 From: Concord University, Athens, WV Member No.: 2,880 |
It's not the worst idea I've ever had for ghouls. Or Voldo, for that matter. I mainly use these sort of things as ways to threaten my players out-of-game. Quite effective in all but one case.
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Dec 28 2003, 03:55 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
oh, that one. thought you meant the sex freak circus one.
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Dec 28 2003, 06:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
*twitch* I remember that one... :eek: :dead:
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Dec 29 2003, 02:00 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 917 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585 |
I was _sort_ of thinking Ron Jeremy when I threw him together, but considered it too, well, disrespectful.
I mean, the man IS a legend! Have you heard his new album? L:! Not to mention I'm scared of his L33t Porno-Fu skillZ. |
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Dec 29 2003, 06:24 PM
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Avatar of Mediocrity Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 725 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle, WA (err, UCAS) Member No.: 277 |
See Orgazmo. You'll have a new respect for the man. :)
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Dec 29 2003, 08:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 5,871 |
"what makes you right for this parrt?"
"I am Sancho!" |
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Dec 30 2003, 04:43 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...I don't get it... |
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Dec 30 2003, 02:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 669 Joined: 25-May 03 Member No.: 4,634 |
Re Secret Japanese Fetish for Metas: either Dragons of the Sixth World or Year of the Comet had a mention of a Japanese politician's career being ruined when a video was released to the media of him having sex with a young boy and an ork woman... and it was the ork woman that got everyone upset.
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Dec 30 2003, 04:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Dayamn. That's harsh. :P I can understand the new emperor wanting to implement changes. |
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