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 Dec 30 2003, 06:17 AM
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Target  Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 8-November 03 Member No.: 5,803  |
Oh please If you had quoted from Dirk Gentley or Last Chance to See, you could of called it obscure. But a quote from the second book of one of the most popular science fiction series of all time is hardly a challenge. Here's one for you: "Use the force Luke" I know it's a toughie, but I think you could do it. |
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Dec 30 2003, 06:22 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,889 Joined: 3-August 03 From: A CPI rank 1 country Member No.: 5,222 |
Getting depressed doesn't need a reason. Hanging yourself because you happen to be clinically depressed kills you just as dead. The fact that the world and life in general are complete shit compared to what people expect of it doesn't help. The point of this thread was pretty much covered. Unless someone can come up with something new. Until then, we'll just keep on rambling until an admin gets bored of the stupid messages and closes it down. :) |
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Dec 30 2003, 06:23 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...Umm, durr, I can't remember, Eddy... :silly: |
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Dec 30 2003, 07:16 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
Ah, the comfort in knowing others watch the same silly cartoons I do. |
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Dec 30 2003, 11:42 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 223 Joined: 23-December 03 Member No.: 5,929 |
crystal raiders of barsaive or denizens II earthdawn sourcebooks. they both deal extensively with trolls.
on the side, though. that bloodlore in crystal raiders is damn scary. imagine meeting him at dante's! |
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Dec 30 2003, 12:06 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 90 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In the shadows of the SK Arcology Essen, ADL Member No.: 1,934 |
Tír na Nóg Sourcebook page 56.
If that Troll chick isn't attractive i'm a Satyr. |
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Dec 30 2003, 12:24 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,901 Joined: 19-June 03 Member No.: 4,775 |
Any chance you could post a scan?
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Dec 30 2003, 12:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 714 Joined: 26-February 02 From: .nl Member No.: 116 |
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Dec 30 2003, 01:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 902 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585 |
Ok, Little schoolgirl and, frankly, an expensive hooker.
Aren't there any OTHER images? :wobble: It's all good though - funnily enough, the player is active on many other forums and it's "Oh, you can't have a PRETTY troll, just easy to get along with!" from the guys and the female side is "Good luck! Throw up a linkage and/or pic if you're successful!" Weird - a sharply-defined pro/against opinion adhering to sex. Let me guess, all elves, even those with a Charisma of 2, are pretty, just b1tch3s and bastards? What an odd thing to uncover. Thanks for the images and linkages though - Now I know why I hate the thought of running in the Ogg - The pictures are pretty but the words paint a different story. L; |
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Dec 30 2003, 01:51 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,889 Joined: 3-August 03 From: A CPI rank 1 country Member No.: 5,222 |
Of course. :P Thing is, a "pretty troll" would mostly be pretty to trolls. The majority of humans will not consider a female 1.5x as tall and 3x as massive as them, with calcium deposits in their skin, hornd on their head, and a jutting jaw with huge teeth, "pretty". Anyway, "pretty" might be the wrong word, since it adheres mostly to commonly accepted views of beauty. The majority of humans will not consider the troll beautiful, and even trolls might only find her "attractive" -- depending on how much one's appreciation of beauty is linked to one's biology. If it's mostly a cultural thing (like I think it is), it is unlikely that almost any female trolls would be considered "beautiful" by even a significant minority of metahumanity. This post has been edited by Austere Emancipator: Dec 30 2003, 02:00 PM |
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Dec 30 2003, 02:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 223 Joined: 23-December 03 Member No.: 5,929 |
damn my character has the kama sutra skill, but i forgot to specialize in elven
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Dec 30 2003, 02:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 198 Joined: 26-December 03 Member No.: 5,935 |
You think finding an attractive female troll is hard? Try finding and attractive female ork, or for that matter any female ork. The only one I know of is in CC. Are female orks just not represented because they are assumed to always be knocked up or something (wow, that's the most racist remark I've made in a long while)?
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Dec 30 2003, 02:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 223 Joined: 23-December 03 Member No.: 5,929 |
is there any artwork of nioku? the legendary troll archer. she was probably attractive.
earthdawn 1st edition p121 has a decent looking female tho only a small pic. also crystal raiders of barsaive p 113 shows a fair piece by jeff laubenstien another by nelson on p 81 again on p 42 though it looks to ba baxa's work and thus a bit rough gods, that bloodlore scares me every time i look at it! scope out the cover of the earthdawn survival guide denizens II has a couple females in the color plates on p 80 macgougal has a decent silhouette on p 76 sorry, my scanner is packed away, so maybe someone else can get them for you. |
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Dec 30 2003, 02:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 198 Joined: 26-December 03 Member No.: 5,935 |
You can't go by earthdawn, all the trolls are prettier and less monstrous looking.
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Dec 30 2003, 04:05 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
:rotfl: |
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Dec 30 2003, 04:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
:eek: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *dies of a massive heart attack after looking at that pic* EDIT: Is that a Prescott drawing, out of curiousity? |
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Dec 30 2003, 05:51 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,028 Joined: 9-November 02 From: The Republic of Vermont Member No.: 3,581 |
SSG p.89 has a good female ork... and not the Prescott-style cartoonishly huge boobies with smiley-faces on them type, either, but one in a more realistic style who manages to look like a person without looking like a human with tusks tacked on as an afterthought. |
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Dec 30 2003, 06:32 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,901 Joined: 19-June 03 Member No.: 4,775 |
I've found an attractive male ork. Yet to find a woman, but, then again, aside from a couple of notable elves and humans, I find almost all of the illustrations remarkably ugly, and I tend to not take it as a mark against metahumanity. It's more a point against the Shadowrun illustrators.
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Dec 30 2003, 11:28 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
That's humorous, since I didn't make the original statement, and my usual characters are not humans, but elves. :) Besides, you'd have to live through the Night of Rage first. :P I always find it funny that in Shadowrun, usually it's only humans are accused of racism, usually by people that exhibit far more racist tendancies than the person they are incriminating. |
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Dec 31 2003, 01:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
If you ARE a satyr I at least hope you aren't the poledancer one from the dwarf pornstar thread. :eek: EDIT: I got that thread and this one mixed up when I made this post at first... |
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Dec 31 2003, 06:50 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Hey, we're talking about wire fetishes in a thread that started off as a stupid idea for a showdown between characters between a movie and an RPG, so why not revive this thread and hope insane...Well, insanity resumes?...Bump...?
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Dec 31 2003, 06:52 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
*Looks at the picture of the catholic school girl troll*
Hmmm.... *Thumbs up* I'd hit that! |
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Dec 31 2003, 06:53 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
If it was a Prescott pic, I wouldn't be surprised at all...
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Dec 31 2003, 06:55 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Yeah, but would you be intimate with it? |
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Dec 31 2003, 06:58 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
Fortune, let me tell you what I mean when I say "Hit that."
When I talk about "hitting it", I'm talking about sex. Unless I mean y'know, striking...perhaps I should find a less confusing euphemism for sex. |
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