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 Assistance required in tracking down..., ...a pic of an attractive female troll |
 Dec 31 2003, 07:01 AM
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Immoral Elf  Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486  |
I knew what you meant. :)
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Dec 31 2003, 07:01 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...Dumpshock needs an :omgwtf: icon...
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Dec 31 2003, 07:04 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
What? Like you wouldn't hit it, too. Don't freakin' lie to me. I know you would.
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Dec 31 2003, 07:06 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Yeah, but I'm old and ugly and desperate. What's your excuse? Nice edit! I changed my post to match. :D |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Who, me?...Well, admittedly, yeah...It's kinky, in an anime-schoolgirl-kinky sort of way that I don't think humanity is logically able to explain.
Catgirl fetishes make sense. But Masamune Shirow-esque wire fetishes?! *points to another thread* :eek: :dead: |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:10 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
Eh. I lust after asian chicks with blue hair. My excuse for the schoolgirl?
Let's just say I've got a huuuuge wang. As for the wire fetishes. Japanese=screwed in head. |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Screwed in head in probably more ways than one. Datajacks and all... :eek:
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Dec 31 2003, 07:12 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
Oh...that's horrible.. |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:13 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,028 Joined: 9-November 02 From: The Republic of Vermont Member No.: 3,581 |
Try "introduce her to my Century Ferret". |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
@ Voorhees: I know. :dead:
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Dec 31 2003, 07:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...I just had an image of an excessively chromed yet charismatic street sam humming "I'm just a love machine..." for some reason...
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Dec 31 2003, 07:29 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
...What, to be serious, was the Century Ferret, anyway?...
...*snicker* "I'm just a love machine..."... |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:35 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
A Spike Critter. Basically, an awakened ferret discovered prior to the awakening. |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:36 AM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
Which was, amazingly enough, discovered in the year 2000! |
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Dec 31 2003, 07:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Ahhh.
..."I'm just a love machine..."...I crack me up a bit too much, methinks... |
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Dec 31 2003, 06:54 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 14 Joined: 4-October 02 Member No.: 3,379 |
This is somewhat close, but it's obviously from a different genre. Once you ignore the tail, she seems rather trollish, to me at least.
http://krjm.home.comcast.net/sr/female_troll.jpg |
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Dec 31 2003, 09:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Looks more like a demon. But yeah...
EDIT: Did you know that you can get your desktop to sport trippy patterns using WinAmp? :D |
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Dec 31 2003, 11:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 902 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Swan Hill, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585 |
-Callled that because the "Millennium Ferret" would have led to widespread ridicule. BTW: This has got to be the most useul thread yet! Oh, out of a sick desire to stir the pot a little more, the Troll (CHA 5) character has the "Lecherous" fault. "What are ya? Not MAN enough for me?!" (Expression of terror on a naked street-sam) "She's gonna EAT ME!?!" (Thank the gods she has a high-ish will.) *But this all begs to be tied into the Prono-the-dwarf catagory of kink. Seriously, can you not think of a situation, apart from a really tired joke, where a Dwarf, a Satyr and a Minotaur walk into a bar and ask the bartender... "Ok, we're lookin' fer a guy called "Long-Schlong Diva. Ok, we think it's a guy, probabily wearing some discrete makeup..." He trails off in the face of the bartender's expression. "Shit, it doesn't matter where in hell we go, it's always the same." Disgusted, he turns to leave, then noticing that his Satyr is now being plied with drinks, and that the minotaur is indicating, with quite simple gestures, what she wants from a large man who she is holding by the scruff of his neck. "Hey! Bessy, put the guy down, I think his wife would like to have him back intact. Look, I'll take care of you later, ok?" "You'd damn-well better, my hooves are killing me! Opps, sorry." The satyr trots on up, quite happily. "No offence! Wheeee, I think those guys like me!?" "I think they liked you topless more - C'mon, we're NEVER going to build a rep as Shadowrunners like this." "Wanna bet?" "As BELIEVEABLE 'runners. Shhesh, this is like a bad joke..."a Dwarf, a Satyr and a Minotaur walk into a bar," I mean, it doesn't help!" L; |
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Jan 1 2004, 12:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
:rotfl:
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Jan 3 2004, 07:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 4-June 03 Member No.: 4,685 |
Yeah, she looks very nice through the the sniper rifle scope. You can hit her after me. And aim for the body, trainee. |
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Jan 3 2004, 08:26 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
I just noticed.
She's holding a copy of the Troll Kama Sutra. I think she'd break me. |
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Jan 3 2004, 12:19 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,965 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Edinburgh, Scotland Member No.: 2,032 |
*slightly* off topic, it's an ork rather than a troll, and she's not even attractive, but I just realised there is a picture of a female ork on P160 of Dot6w...
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Jan 3 2004, 03:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
:rotfl: |
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Jan 3 2004, 09:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 5,871 |
............ :eek: ................:vomit:
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Jan 4 2004, 12:31 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
*gives Bums a barfbag*
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