Weapon personalities?, like... what? |
Weapon personalities?, like... what? |
Dec 22 2008, 08:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 4-March 06 From: Pueblo Corporate Council Member No.: 8,332 |
I saw the couple of sentences about Weapon Personality programs from Arsenal (p34). A weapon personality is a soft ware personality for your gun’s computer, giving it a metahuman-like interface to communicate with via your PAN.
I thought this sounded like I could have a little fun with it, and tried to come up with a few amusing personalities that I could use. But when I tried to picture the sorts of conversations I could have with my gun during play, the idea kind of broke down. What kinds of things does a gun have to say? "Hey, it's time to reload." Um... what else? |
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Dec 22 2008, 08:55 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 97 Joined: 20-December 08 Member No.: 16,697 |
Try an assault rifle that has the Pacifist flaw.
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Dec 22 2008, 08:56 PM
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Deus Absconditus Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,742 Joined: 1-September 03 From: Downtown Seattle, UCAS Member No.: 5,566 |
One of my players has an Ares Alpha with a personality chip for "Bored Thai Hooker."
His rifle insults his friends fashion sense. It tells stories about how it services johns (I.E. shoots people). It gets insulted if he uses another gun too much, because he's a 'regular'. It talks about how he ought to go out partying more, and take 'her' with him. All in all, the entire idea is ridiculous, but funny to play out. |
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Dec 22 2008, 09:08 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
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Dec 22 2008, 09:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Validating Posts: 151 Joined: 27-August 05 From: MI / USA Member No.: 7,628 |
You might be interested in checking out the book "Death's Head" by David Gunn. For approx the last two thirds of the book, the main character has a gun with its own AI; kind of funny scary all at the same time.
AJC |
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Dec 22 2008, 09:48 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,851 Joined: 15-February 08 From: Indianapolis Member No.: 15,686 |
"Your hands are sweaty."
or "Am I in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Wait, don't answer that." or (chant)"This is my rifle, this is my gun...!" or "All those feminists were right! I do look like a big, metal penis!" |
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Dec 22 2008, 10:43 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 8 Joined: 22-December 08 Member No.: 16,703 |
One of my characters had a pistol modded to look like NES light gun that issued points for nice shots.
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Dec 22 2008, 11:00 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,803 Joined: 3-February 08 From: Finland Member No.: 15,628 |
When character has multible guns
"Use me, use me." Or if al those guns have personalities they could get in to an argument over which one the character should use. "Pick me, pick me" "No, pick me" "don't pick them, I'm way better for this situation" |
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Dec 22 2008, 11:45 PM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
"All of the weapons in this facility have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open fire for you and their satisfaction to cease fire with the knowledge of a job well done."
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Dec 22 2008, 11:52 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 26-March 07 Member No.: 11,310 |
Sigh... You always use them. I'm never useful... OK fine, use me. Launching grenade... See, now I made all kinds of noise. Now they are going to come after us, and your going to blame me. Sigh...
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Dec 23 2008, 12:16 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
"Yes! Yes!" "Oh yes. Right there." "Oh god! Mmm... fire me again baby! You know you want it."
This and other porn noises can be found on the Multi-6 persona chip. Be a cock, buy a Multi-6. |
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Dec 23 2008, 12:47 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 4-March 06 From: Pueblo Corporate Council Member No.: 8,332 |
Those all sound pretty good, but if I want to do that right (and keep it out of the realm of fantasy - not that there's anything wrong with fantasy), particularly for the Buck Godot scenario, I'll need a sensor package (voice/facial recognition, empathy), not to mention the sensor package itself. So a few hundred more nuyen. I get it. Thanks, carry on!
Oh, and I love the bored hooker idea. Morrigana, did you ever see Dark Star? Let's just say it featured a smart bomb that was too smart to destroy itself by detonating. Edit: Oh, I see it - Pilot Upgrade. 1000 or 2500Ą. Seems like you'd still need a sensor package, and the appropriate software. |
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Dec 23 2008, 01:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-October 08 Member No.: 16,538 |
"Wake up, asshole."
"What the hell was that?" "Why don't we swap places?" "What the Ghost is wrong with you? He was RIGHT THERE." "Sullen Teen Elf" Or worse, some sick, twisted bastard could put a Lilarcor personality into an assault cannon. |
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Dec 23 2008, 01:14 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,546 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
You could have a cheap Taiwanese knock-off of an Ares original with an inferiority complex.
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Dec 23 2008, 01:21 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
I'm reminded of a little skit on TV, years ago, where a young african-american actor (Marlon Wayans?) is in a pawn shop & looking to buy a gun; as he looks over each one, he (& the veiwer) are treated to a commentary by the gun of why it's the best & why the customer should by it (Robin Williams did a chilling but appropo mock-German voice for a Luger, trying to explain that all those deaths were not his fault).....eventually, the customer is startled by the shop owner asking which gun he wants. The customer, suitably freaked out by the 'possessed' weaponry, politely changes his mind to the shop owner & stumbles out.
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Dec 23 2008, 01:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 4-March 06 From: Pueblo Corporate Council Member No.: 8,332 |
You missed! You haven't been to target practice lately.
But I pulled the trigger. You must have been slow. Why do you blame it on me? I can't be expected to do everything for you. And when was the last time you cleaned me? I cleaned my gun this morning, heh heh. Well, I never! That's it, you're grounded. No more bullets for you today. Aw shit! Watch your language, young man! I should wash your mouth out with soap. |
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Dec 23 2008, 01:53 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 27-November 08 Member No.: 16,635 |
I was thinking of using a shotgun with the personality of Elmer Fudd
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Dec 23 2008, 01:58 AM
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Creating a god with his own hands Group: Members Posts: 1,405 Joined: 30-September 02 From: 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 Member No.: 3,364 |
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Dec 23 2008, 02:15 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
An NPC has a rifle with Dick Marcinko's persona and it offers him all sorts of unsolicited advise.
"Wake up dick head! You forgot to clean me again, pus nut!" "You can't see the targets? Shit for brains, stick me out around the fucking corner!" "I'm out of ammo. Hit the motherfucker with me! What the fuck are you waiting for? An invitation, asshole?" "Pain? God gives you pain to tell you you're alive! God loves you, Haleluyah!" |
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Dec 23 2008, 02:27 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 11 Joined: 13-November 08 Member No.: 16,593 |
I know this isn't the same game type and I know how little most folks think of D&D but I figure this might help. Had a character a few years back who had a lovely intelligent sword. Thought it was a preacher of all things. Used to give the defeated last rights, pissed and moaned when we wouldn't bury the poor frost giant since it was one of gods creatures even if it had not repented its ways. Even went as far as to try and give me confession a few times. Said all the killing could not be good for my eternal soul if I kept it all in. Final act it made was when my character finally passed on in a fight with a couple of quicklings that where just to smart for me I got to hear as I was passing on "I earnestly commend to you the soul of this servant, Michael., in his last agony, so that under your protecting care he may be delivered from the wiles of the devil and from everlasting death and attain everlasting happiness; through Christ our Lord. and then the resounding boom of the three delayed fireballs he had cast during the whole recitation and timed to go off as he intoned amen. Lets just say I never picked up another weapon that talked to me for a long time.
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Dec 23 2008, 03:30 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,458 Joined: 22-March 03 From: I am a figment of my own imagination. Member No.: 4,302 |
Suddenly I have an image of a weapon (possibly a Sakura Fubuki, or more ominously something explosive) with a personality modeled after the "Big Sister" who introduces the students from Battle Royale to the game... all over the top enthusiastic and bubbly in a thoroughly Japanese manner about people killing eachother. Bonus would be to have the personality linked to a Virtual Person.
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Dec 23 2008, 06:02 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
"If you're not careful, I might go off half-cocked''
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Dec 23 2008, 06:06 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 97 Joined: 20-December 08 Member No.: 16,697 |
Something fun: The runners accidentally get guns intended for another team, due to a mixup by the fixer. These guns are programmed with perfect Klingon personalities and like to shout Klingon warcries or sing Klingon operas during a fight. Imagine how fun that would make stealth missions.
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Dec 23 2008, 06:15 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 2-December 08 Member No.: 16,649 |
Imagine having a grenade land next to you yelling, "I'm a thirty-second bomb...I'm a thirty-second bomb...twenty-nine...twenty-eight...twenty --- I LIED!!! <BOOM>"
Also, for a good example, remember Rogue Trooper. |
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Dec 23 2008, 06:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 616 Joined: 30-April 07 From: Edge of the Redmond Barrens, Borderline NAN. Runnin' the border for literal milk runs. Member No.: 11,565 |
WWVD
"What Would Vera Do" |
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