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[Critias]

La la la la la can't hear you la la la la la!

[Critias]

Or, to put it more politely, maybe PM's might be in order for this sort of thing. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Darkeus]

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You have a point and I am long-winded..

[Draco18s]

Or, to put it more politely, maybe PM's might be in order for this sort of thing. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Mission Accomplished: I wierded someone out. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

[Chrysalis]

I would not consider this a complete victory until it involves scrubbing of the brain, clawing out your eyes, or sitting back in numb horror/awe. On the other hand, this is a hard crowd to please.

[Critias]

Mission Accomplished: I wierded someone out. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

Oh, it's not so much that I'm weirded out as I don't think an Shadowrun RPG thread is the place to talk about anthropomorphic dildos. General Gaming, maybe.

[Ancient History]

Y'know, you'd really be amazed at what sites come up for "research purposes."

Does it ever bother anyone that SR doesn't do Instant Runes?

[Stahlseele]

Who says it doesn't?
Especially with AR Overlay, that should be easy ^^
Or make it Part of the MAge-Mask or something.
Also, for the weirding out part:
you don't get weirded out easy, if you remember about goatse, tubgirl, two girls one cup, glassass and whatever else the intartswebs can come up with.
usually, frequenting certain chains is enough to harden someone up. oh, and giving out such codewords to the curious and watching the drama unfold is
pretty mean. but somehow, immensly satisfying too O.o

[Draco18s]

I would not consider this a complete victory until it involves scrubbing of the brain, clawing out your eyes, or sitting back in numb horror/awe. On the other hand, this is a hard crowd to please.

Hey now. I could've posted a picture of the toy.*

Though doing so likely would have gotten me a ban.

*Or worse. Followed by a IP Ban For Life

[tsuyoshikentsu]

Y'know, you'd really be amazed at what sites come up for "research purposes."

Does it ever bother anyone that SR doesn't do Instant Runes?

Actually, it's one of my favorite things about SR magic. Why SHOULD magic be all instant runes?

Tron Lines, on the other hand....

[Stahlseele]

Yeah, when SRO was still alive and kicking, i asked for the MAtrix to look like Tron. And i would have gotten it too, if it weren'T for those meddling Microshafters and their stupid C&D! <.<

[ravensmuse]

*grin* We should just start a thread somewhere with a heavily NSFW tag attached and just discuss the weird shit that's come up tangentally around here. Last time I think we devolved into discussion of Shirow's fetish for weird porn.

Edit: I mean c'mon, look at the first quote in my sig!

[Draco18s]

Edit: I mean c'mon, look at the first quote in my sig!

I can't find the post that came from, sadly. One, "dracoyoai" returns no results.

And for some reason, one of the +dragon +porn searches I did told me I'd used a term that wasn't allowed (such as "html" or "img"). Not that a working search returned anything particularly useful in this regard.

[Wesley Street]

I can't find the post that came from, sadly. One, "dracoyoai" returns no results.

You won't find it. That quote was pulled from a depraved PM exchange between rm and myself. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Draco18s]

You won't find it. That quote was pulled from a depraved PM exchange between rm and myself. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

AH, of course.

[Chrysalis]

Now I just looked at a lot of Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter Yaoi.

Back to safer things...

Can we get a NSFW section on this forum? That way I can post up all the Shadowrun yaoi fanfiction which AH and I have written.

[Stahlseele]

Everywhere is NSFW if certain people are around eh? *snickers*

[Chrysalis]

Everywhere is NSFW if certain people are around eh? *snickers*

But I am as innocent as one of the daughters of Lot!

[ravensmuse]

If you're familiar with sixteen year old girls (I'm not either, for the matter) then you're familiar with one of their favorite past-times - man love. We're talking full on, beautiful, "lovely" man love. Being that I'm myself quite straight, this concept throws me.

I'm not going into the psychology of it, but young girls love the concept of two men being in love with each other, especially fictional characters. And they express that love by writing fanfiction, drawing artwork, or combining the two into comics / manga.

Man / man love in Japan and the resultant comics are called "yaoi", which is pronounced like yaow-wee. A friend of mine jokes that this comes from males stumbling across it - "Yay! Porn! Oi, guys!".

(of course there's a female / female variation - "yuri" - you can make assumptions as to why I know this)

At one point Wes and I were discussing Ryumyo and Lung and I joked that seeing as the two were Asian and that man-love is huge in Japan (I don't know about China, I'm just speaking from experience here), that I wouldn't be surprised if there existed a huge following in the East for Ryu / Lung slash works. I'm talking whole Matrix space devoted entirely to the concept of Ryumyo and Lung doing the nasty with each other and all of their fighting being viewed as simple lover's quarrels. In fact, re-thinking about it now, I could see how these shippers would do it - Lung is the stern teacher and Ryu the mewling student.

Okay, I just envisioned dragon BSDM. Damn it damn it damn it.

Just imagine the fact that dragons are seen as the most impossibly awesome creatures ever. They're in the spotlight all the time. They're rich, powerful, have personalities, they're bigger than freaking life. And when they assume human form, they're usually hyper-real, right? Fangirls go crazy over that shit.

Dunk is probably more famous over in the UCAS, with Ghostwalker probably being a close second. Lofy is the jerk with a heart of gold that no one except his special lover can touch. There's probably a straight Dunk / Hestaby fiction out there too. I dunno what to say about Masaru, and I know that Aden would probably be used in some of the more...goreriffic / dominant / freaky stuff. Hestaby's the only known female, right?

If Catalyst ever hired me to write, this would probably sneak itself in there somewhere. And it would be awesome.

[Chrysalis]

*puts on the cat ears*

Now I have this sudden urge on writing Ryumyo on Lung fiction. I am sure it is better than 95% of the other erotica out there. Do dragons have nipples?

Of course my players are going to complain about me not working on their game.

[Stahlseele]

Look at the cover of Dragons of the Sixth world.
They have Nipples AND get them Pierced by something that would be about the Size of an Arm-Band or Choker on most Metahumans.
As long as you refrain from writing the sex act with one of them being in draconic form and the other in his metahuman form, do it.
And YOU are about as innocent as Aztechnology ^^

[Wesley Street]

Quibble: It's only "yaoi" if it's in a comic format. Otherwise it's "slashfic." And it's so very sad that I know this. If anyone is a fan of the webcomic Diesel Sweeties, the character of Kate lists her occupation as "yaoi tester".

Do dragons have nipples?

If your dragons are Petting Zoo People, sure why not? Makes about as much sense as female Dragonborn with mammary glands (maybe they're more like platypi than dinosaurs?) and Immortal Elves as the offspring of elves and... dragonkind.

*shudder*

I like fantasy. I really, really do. But that IE origin story (and my Earthdawn knowledge is only what I've gleaned from AH's site and this board so I don't know if it's legit...) bothers me for a multitude of reasons.

[Draco18s]

Do dragons have nipples?

If they're mammals, I don't see why not. Irene Radford had mammalian dragons (fur, live birth, milk-for-young, the whole deal).

But reptiloid dragons? No. Keep your tits off my reptiles.

D&D 4E Dragonkin: WotC doesn't know anything about anything. Dragonkin have neither wings nor tails which is half the point of playing a half dragon. Rule of Cool. Wings are cool, tails are cool. Tail-less semi-reptiles are not cool.

[Stahlseele]

Dragons have Nipples in SR, deal with it.

[Draco18s]

Dragons have Nipples in SR, deal with it.

I'll need proof on that one, if you don't mind.