 Lies Freelancer Tell |
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 May 30 2009, 10:29 PM
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935  |
There's a secret chapter of the Tir Tairngire book that they don't let you read until you need to know.
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May 30 2009, 10:36 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
and that was example number one. bad uncle anni! *snickers*^^
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May 30 2009, 10:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 7,508 |
All products are playtested by 3 five-year olds with attention disorders.
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May 30 2009, 11:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 992 Joined: 2-August 06 Member No.: 9,006 |
QUOTE (Tiger Eyes @ May 30 2009, 05:56 PM)  All products are playtested by 3 five-year olds with attention disorders. Nah....they just would not have the ettention span...you got to use 8 year olds hopped up on pixie stix. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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May 31 2009, 01:11 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Retired Admins Posts: 1,784 Joined: 28-July 04 From: Cleveland, OH Member No.: 6,522 |
I have a deep and abiding passion for the works of Keanu Reeves. All future products will contain a direct reference to one of his films.
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May 31 2009, 02:11 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,537 Joined: 27-August 06 From: Albuquerque NM Member No.: 9,234 |
QUOTE (Tiger Eyes @ May 30 2009, 03:56 PM) All products are playtested by 3 five-year olds with attention disorders. I don't believe that. Five-year olds can't read. I will believe that it's play tested by a total of 3 people, all who have ADD and an inability to write a coherent sentence.... |
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May 31 2009, 08:49 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 41 Joined: 11-May 09 Member No.: 17,161 |
QUOTE (the_dunner @ May 30 2009, 07:11 PM) I have a deep and abiding passion for the works of Keanu Reeves. All future products will contain a direct reference to one of his films. I WANT ROOM SERVICE! |
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May 31 2009, 10:01 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
Your most loved Character WILL be referenced in a future book!
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May 31 2009, 10:53 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-October 08 Member No.: 16,538 |
QUOTE (GreyBrother @ May 31 2009, 10:01 AM) Your most loved Character WILL be referenced in a future book! Well, that's comforting. Be a dear, have Aina slaughtering thousands upon thousands of elves for no good reason? Ta. |
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 May 31 2009, 10:56 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,173 Joined: 27-July 05 From: some backwater node Member No.: 7,520 |
QUOTE (the_dunner @ May 31 2009, 03:11 AM) I have a deep and abiding passion for the works of Keanu Reeves. All future products will contain a direct reference to one of his films. Most excellent, dude!
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May 31 2009, 12:08 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
"Why of course you can get your babelfished chapter back to you looking like it was written by Milton himself, but better. When do you need it? Yesterday? No problem."
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May 31 2009, 12:38 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
"Everyone who buys the Limited Anniversary Edition on it's release day will get a free puppy."
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May 31 2009, 01:22 PM
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Awakened Asset Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 |
"Freelancer crack is not real crack at all, mrs. DEA agent."
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May 31 2009, 01:37 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Every one of the shadowtalkers is bisexual. And has slept with someone else on the list at some point. [ Spoiler ]
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May 31 2009, 01:41 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,755 Joined: 5-September 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 9,313 |
QUOTE (Ancient History @ May 30 2009, 05:29 PM) There's a secret chapter of the Tir Tairngire book that they don't let you read until you need to know. Is that the lost chapter that explains how Elves are really from Mars and why Ehran created magic to slow the invasion of General Zorgon and the aliens/horrors form Alpha Centauri. Grooming humanity through the ages to finally be able to create a wireless matrix and artificial intelligences so that the elves can create an army of AI inhabited cyborgs to help them win the conflict? |
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May 31 2009, 02:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Earth Member No.: 1,274 |
How about "Sure, you'll have the draft by the deadline. No worries!" or "Wordcount isn't a problem"
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May 31 2009, 02:09 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
QUOTE (GreyBrother @ May 31 2009, 02:38 PM) "Everyone who buys the Limited Anniversary Edition on it's release day will get a free puppy." make that a hellhound and i'm in (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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May 31 2009, 05:14 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,078 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 67 |
Puck really is a good guy once you get to know him. He's just misunderstood.
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May 31 2009, 07:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
QUOTE (Demonseed Elite @ May 31 2009, 07:14 PM) Puck really is a good guy once you get to know him. He's just misunderstood. And how is that a lie? Maybe i don't get his whole fluff but wasn't he exactly that? |
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May 31 2009, 07:54 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,851 Joined: 15-February 08 From: Indianapolis Member No.: 15,686 |
William S. Burroughs penned the first draft of Universal Brotherhood but when FASA demanded he cut the "anus spirit" sequence he stormed off the project.
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May 31 2009, 08:34 PM
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King of the Hobos Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,117 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 127 |
QUOTE (Tiger Eyes @ May 30 2009, 11:56 PM) All products are playtested by 3 five-year olds with attention disorders. That's obviously a fib, everyone knows that it's actually 5 three-year olds that do the playtesting. |
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May 31 2009, 10:19 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,078 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 67 |
QUOTE (GreyBrother @ May 31 2009, 03:29 PM) And how is that a lie? Maybe i don't get his whole fluff but wasn't he exactly that? *just grins* |
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May 31 2009, 11:07 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,757 Joined: 11-December 02 From: France Member No.: 3,723 |
More lies : Freelancers know what other freelancers were thinking about when they wrote the previous books.
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May 31 2009, 11:24 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Nath @ May 31 2009, 06:07 PM) More lies : Freelancers know what they were thinking about when they wrote the previous books. Fix'd. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Jun 1 2009, 03:24 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
We once had to scrap an entire book's worth of art when it turned out that they were all traces of porn stars.
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