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 Jan 23 2004, 03:48 AM
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Running Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,362 Joined: 3-October 03 From: Poway, San Diego County, CA, USA Member No.: 5,676  |
I just got a funny idea for an infiltration tactic. It occurs to me that gnomes are so small, you could easily make a small homemade catapul to launch them out of. So, suppose you mount a small catapult, or even an air cannon, on a van. Then you launch a gnome shaman out of it, over a wall and into the courtyard of a compound. The gnome casts catfall to land safely. He could also be invisible. Of course, then it occured to me that there is a gecko crawling spell that could replace both the cannon and the catfall spell.
My other idea is one I got in my criminology class a few months ago. It's an assrape protection device called the assguard. Basicly, its a small plastic tube 2 inches wide and 3 or 4 inches long. There are a few thin razor blades running along the inside of it. A prisoner could put one up his ass to rip up any other prisoner who tries to make him his bitch. My criminology classmates loved that idea. |
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Jan 23 2004, 03:52 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 4-May 03 Member No.: 4,535 |
you learn about assraping in criminology? or am i just really lost...
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Jan 23 2004, 03:52 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
To the first idea:
Dwarf tossing and similar launching platforms for adepts have been explored by various groups, including using a troll instead of the launching platform. As to the second idea: I've never actually been so worried about my anal safety as to voluntarily cram a bit of plastic tubing where the sun never shines, but points for imagination... -Siege |
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Jan 23 2004, 10:27 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 498 Joined: 31-May 02 From: All the way in the Back to the Left. Member No.: 2,800 |
So basically to keep from getting analy raped you would shove for all intent and purpose a dildo up your ass.
Right. |
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Jan 23 2004, 11:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 109 Joined: 28-October 03 From: End of Earth 2mi. Home 4mi Member No.: 5,764 |
Gnomish cannons... I'm simultaneously reminded of the Gnomes of Mount Nevermind and Nodwick, poor bugger.
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Jan 23 2004, 11:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Good runners use anal protection devices.
Better runners never get caught and sent to places where they need such things. But if you absolutely refuse to be a prison bitch...(Although I'd rather have my character bitchslap the guy with his cyber-shockhands. :grinbig:) |
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Jan 23 2004, 12:35 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 64 Joined: 30-October 03 From: France Member No.: 5,775 |
or maybe an armored cyberasshole with DNI linked blades ?
assrippers ? and maybe a drill penis for psycho-penislacerated-jailbirds ? |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:03 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
not just a plastic tube, a plastic tube full of razors.
i think i'd probably just hang myself with my bedsheets, and get it over with. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:16 PM
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Ain Soph Aur Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
Hmm, that anal protection thing is kinda like the dentata from Snow Crash
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Jan 23 2004, 03:44 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,685 Joined: 17-August 02 Member No.: 3,123 |
One that is two inches in diameter. :| |
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Jan 23 2004, 04:58 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,901 Joined: 19-June 03 Member No.: 4,775 |
I think this is a tad more vicious. |
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Jan 23 2004, 05:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 639 Joined: 22-April 02 Member No.: 2,638 |
Levitate works even better, especially if the walls you're planning on scaling are electrified/razorwired/mined. Any suggestions on how to avoid becoming Tossed Salad Man's biyatch as well? |
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Jan 23 2004, 05:46 PM
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Avatar of Mediocrity Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 725 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle, WA (err, UCAS) Member No.: 277 |
The afore-mentioned STAY OUT OF JAIL.
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Jan 23 2004, 05:53 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,685 Joined: 17-August 02 Member No.: 3,123 |
Yeah, make him your bitch. ;)
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Jan 25 2004, 12:31 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 3-April 02 Member No.: 2,506 |
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Jan 25 2004, 01:09 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
@ Req: *nod. nodnod. nodnodnodnodnod.*
@ Zazen: What Dash Panther said... |
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Jan 25 2004, 04:39 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
A reverse-implanted cybersnake.
Nobody will ever ask "what crawled up your ass?" twice. :grinbig: Failing that, a 9 volt battery and two leads.."nothin says lovin like shakin' bacon in the oven" -Siege |
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