 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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OK, we've seen the list of things Mr. Welch is not allowed to do at his table:
http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/750_things_M...ger_do_in_a_RPG Back on the old Wizards Board we kept adding things on to that list, mostly D&D and D20 Modern related. I was thinking we should do a Shoadowrun verson of this list. I'll start: 1. There is no great dragon named Trogdor. 2. My PC is not "Proud to be a bunraku from Renraku" 3. I am not allowed to ever learn the spell Orgy ever again. 4. My Bastet is not "In ur node, steeling yur paydataz" 5. I am not allowed to use the Trogdor song to describe any of the great dragons. 6. There are no Kender in Shadowrun. |
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'Sconnie And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun Aug 23 2009, 11:03 PM
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